5,000 Survey Questions

The 5000 question survey (meme) has been around for sometime now,  I have done some digging as to who wrote it… Best I can tell it was written and hosted by the site http://www.livejournal.com.

Has anyone ever finished all 5000 questions? I can tell you one thing, I never….ever…. want to meet the individual that created this.  I bet my ear would get talked right off. 

Here are all 5,000 questions, all in their unedited glory. I had to fetch them in sets, and I did work on the layout a bit.  (You can imagine that 70,965 Words on 485 pages would take some time to pretty up for publishing here)

If you would like to tackle these questions, leave a comment and I will stop by and wish you luck. 

From Live Journal (we think)
5000 Meme Questions for bloggers.
In 50 Parts

1. Who are you?

2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?

3. When you aren’t filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing?

4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn’t like at the time).

5. What is your biggest goal for this year?

6. Where do you want to be in 5 years?

7. What stage of life are you in right now?

8. Are you more child-like or childish?

9. What is the last thing you said out loud?

10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now?

11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes?

12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same?

13. Does time really heal all wounds?

14. How do you handle a rainy day?

15. Which is worse…losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights?

16. How is your relationship with your parents?

Will you miss them when they are gone?

17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?

18. What is the truest thing that you know?

19. What did you want to be when you grew up?

20. Have you ever been given a second chance?

21. Are you more of a giver or a taker?

22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind?

23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?

24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?

25. Who have you hugged today?

26. Who has done something today to show they care about you?

27. Do you have a lot to learn?

28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be?




29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel?

30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship?

31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die?




32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing?




33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause?

34. What does each decade make you think of:

The 19..









2000 (so far):


35. Which decade do you feel the most special connection to and why?

36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song?

37. What country do you live in and who is the leader of that country?

If you could say any sentence to the current leader of your country what would it be?

38. What’s your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night?

39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why?

40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout?

41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat?

42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night?

43. What does your name mean?

44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space?

45. Word association

What is the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:












46. If you could meet any person in the world who is dead who would you want it to be?

47. What if you could meet anyone who is alive?

48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday?

49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do?

50. Have you ever saved someone’s life or had your life saved?
51. Make up a definition for the following silly words…




52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands?

53. What was your favorite toy as a child?

54. How many TV’s are in your house?

55. What is your favorite thing to do outside?

56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow?

57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true?

58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader?

59. What is your idea of paradise?

60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like?

61. Do you believe in Hell?

62. What one thing have you done that most people haven’t?

63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done?

64. Are you a patient person?

65. What holiday should exist but doesn’t?

66. What holiday shouldn’t exist but does?

67. What’s the best joke you ever heard?

68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been?

69. Is your hair natural or dyed?

70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front?

71. What is under your bed right now?

72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home?

73. If you drive do you frequently speed?

74. What is the world’s best song to dance to?

75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone?

76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers?

77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo?

78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic?

79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off?

80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it?

81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick?

82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole?

83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television?

84. What do you think makes someone a hero?

85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in?

86. Name one thing that turns your stomach:

87. What was the last thing you paid for?

88. Are you a coupon clipper?

89. Get anything good in the mail recently?

90. Which would you rather take as a gym class…dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling?

91. In Star Trek people ‘beam’ back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person’s memories. So…

Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends?

92. What insects are you afraid of?

93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say?

94. What’s the most eccentric thing you have ever worn?

95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be?

96. What are your parents interested in?

97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet?

Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal?

98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans?

99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest?

100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring?

101. What does happiness/joy feel like physically?

102. List five people you love starting with the one you love the absolute most.






103. How many movies have you gone to see this month?

104. If you could have 3 wishes…but none of them could be for yourself, what would you wish for?

105. In what ways do you relax and de-stress when you are really tense?

106. How much money would it take to get you to drive to school naked in the springtime and get out of the car?

107. Have you ever killed an animal?

108. Have you ever lost someone close to you?

109. What do you think of cloning?

110. Do you read or watch TV more often?

111. With all this talk of terrorism going around are you willing to sacrifice rights and freedoms for increased safety?

112. What is the punishment you would come up with for Osama Bin Laden if you caught him alive?

113. Have you ever named an individual part of your body?

114. Have you ever been on the radio or on TV?

115. Have you ever won a lottery, or sweepstakes?

116. Have you ever won a contest or competition?

117. Do you like to watch The Joy of Painting show with Bob Ross (check out this link if you don’t know who he is. Also please note me if you notice the link is broken) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross_(painter)?

118. Do you know what your grandparents and your great grand parents did for a living?

119. Is there anything really interesting in your family history?

120. Is there anyone you trust completely?

121. Have you ever lost someone without having the chance to say goodbye?

122. How do you feel about women in politics?

123. Would you rather have an indoor Jacuzzi or an outdoor pool?

124. What things are you interested in that you study or read about on your own?

125. Would you consider yourself to be intelligent?

126. Would you consider yourself to be wise?

127. Have you ever given or received a lap dance?

128. Have you ever spoken to a homeless person?

129. Would you ever creep into the subway tunnels to go exploring?

130. If you could add 70 years to your life but only by making some random person die 70 years sooner would you?

131. Can you finish any of the following lyrics?

A: Nothing to kill or die for…

B: Late comings with the late comin’ stretcher…

C: I could make a film and make you my star…

132. Were you ever with someone while they died?

133. Would you rather be a world political leader or a rock star?

134. Have you ever given someone a love letter that you wrote?

135. Have you ever sent someone a surprise though the mail?

136. Are you looking forward to any concerts right now?

137. Of all animated movies, which is the best one you’ve ever seen?

138. What are the best bands or songs to listen to while driving?

139. What do you think is the most amazing thing that anyone has ever accomplished?

140. What could a member of the opposite sex do to
impress you?

141. About how many emails do you get a day?

How many of those emails are junk mail?

How many of them are forwards?

142. What’s your favorite thing to do online besides write in your diary and hang out at this site?

143. Do you believe Kurt Cobain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Cobain) killed himself or was it a conspiracy?

144. Have you ever though about hitchhiking across the country?

145. Who would you bring with you on this kind of a road trip?

146. Of the following, which word best describes you: accurate, bold,

charming, dependable

147. If you are single, at about what age do you think you will be ready to settle down and get married? If you are married, how old were you at the time?

148. Do you often wonder, when you say goodbye to people, if it is the last time you will ever see them?

149. What movie are you most looking forward to seeing when it comes out?

150. What is your quest?

151. What is louder and more annoying: 200 adults talking or one four-year-old screaming?
152. Do you believe the stories about planes, boats and people mysteriously disappearing into the Bermuda triangle?

153. Who are you the most jealous of?

154. What is the happiest way you can start your day?

155. Do you ever have moments where you feel like everything is all right in the world?

156. Who thinks that you are offensive?

157. If you had to teach a class in something, what would you be able to teach people?

158. Have you ever had a spiritual experience (an experience that cannot be explained by science)?

159. Do you believe that this experience was truly mystical or do you think there is some scientific explanation for it, only you don’t know what it is?

160. Do you get offended easily?

161. Would you still love and stay with your signifigant other if he or she had to have a breast or testicle removed?

162. Do you believe in fate or free will?

163. Do you believe that only boring people get bored?

164. Can life change or are we all stuck in vain?

165. What changes are you afraid of?

166. Are you a day person or nocturnal?

167. What one CD could you listen to for an entire week (no mixed CD’s, it must be an album)?

168. Which is worse, working in retail, food service, or an office?

169. What’s the coolest job you ever had?

170. What is one central idea that your thoughts seem to come back to?

171. Have you ever wanted to be an actor/tress?

172. If you had the power to control one person and make this person do anything you wanted for a whole day, who would you pick and what would they do?

173. What star sign are you and what is your sign like?

174. Did the Blair Witch Project scare you?

175. Are you in constant fear of death?

176. Does fear of death keep you from building a life?

177. Do you like all your movies to be in wide-screen?

178. Are you a fan of any comic books?

179. At what age did you attend your first funeral?

180. What do you smell like (lotion, cologne, sweat)?

181. What are your greatest sources for wisdom?

182. When you were little, where did your parents tell you babies come from?

183. What is your favorite band?

184. What’s the best cheesy 80’s song?

185. What’s the best kind of movie to see on a date?

186. Do you like to sit in the front, middle or back of the Movie Theater?

187. Have you ever been inside an abandoned building?

188. Under what circumstances would you agree to work for free?

189. Candles or strobe lights?

190. Do you think the Lord of the Rings movies are true to the books or did Hollywood change the story too much?

191. When you see a stranger on the street does your first reaction lean towards thinking of this person as a potential friend or as a potential threat?

192. Is it natural for human beings to fear and distrust each other, or is it cultural?

193. What do you really want to buy?

194. You have to choose. Would you be happier marrying someone rich for their money or living in the streets and subway tunnels with someone you love?

195. If someone wanted to understand you what book could they read that would help?

196. Do you think it’s odd that Americans have freedom of religion and yet call themselves ‘one nation under god’?

197. In what sense are you a minority?

198. Are you anti social?

199. Do you photograph well?

200. Do you think that human beings would survivor through a nuclear winter?

201. Put these creatures in order from what you would least like to be reincarnated as (1), to what you would most like to be reincarnated as (10) assuming reincarnation ended up existing AND you were given a choice.

caterpillar, house dog, wild dog, vulture, male human, female human, oak tree, rock, manta ray, dolphin

202. What do you feel unworthy of?

203. Would you rather be remembered for having done something for humanity or being a really nice person?

204. Which do you value more: science or intuition?

205. Your best friend and your significant other are in the hospital at the same time with the same ailment. Who do you visit first?

206. Does the universe revolve around human beings?

207. If you are no longer a virgin, do you wish you still were?

208. Who is your favorite poet of those who are alive right now?

209. What is your favorite song from the 90’s?

210. If you were in alphabet soup what letter would you be?

211. Do you believe in fairies, ghosts, aliens, angels, dwarves, elves, etc.?

212. What makes you want to be someone’s friend?

213. Do you troll around the Internet harassing people anonymously for fun?

214. Have you ever seen the movie A Man Who Fell to Earth?

215. What is your favorite line from a movie?

216. What’s your favorite video game?

217. Have you ever taken something that wasn’t yours?

218. What is one phrase people say that irritates you?

219. You allow strangers to read your diary, but would you let your parents read it?

220. Hot steamy bubble bath or quick in and out shower?

221. Are you allergic to anything?

222. What is your favorite Terminator movie?

223. What is your favorite fast food?

224. What would someone have to do to get you to never speak to him or her again?

225. Would (or have) you ever whip someone or be whipped by someone in bed?

226. Have you ever said ‘I hate everyone’ and really meant it literally?

227. Why do some people want to get more money than they could ever spend?

228. Have you ever won a carnival fish?

229. Did it live more than a week?

230. What’s the best sounding accent a person can have?

231. What’s the most boring thing you’ve ever read?

232. Do you prefer buttons or touch screens?

233. Do you think there is a lot of similarity between the Harry Potter books and the Lor
d of the Rings series?

234. Would you consider yourself to be naive?

235. Which of your friends is most likely to go to jail?

236. What is the smallest amount of money that could be in a public toilet that would make you reach in and grab it?

237. Would you ever wear real fur?

238. Arachnophobia or Eight Legged Freaks?

239. What are your feelings about police officers?

240. what is your favorite line from a song?

241. Is fifty dollars a lot of money?

242. Do you like the band Front 242 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front_242


243. Would you rather have fame, money, or self-satisfaction?

244. What’s your middle name?

245. What is the absolute limit, the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?

246. Are you good, evil or neutral?

247. Should ebonics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics) be considered a language?

248. What color is your bedroom?

What color would you like it to be?

249. When are you planning to move to a new home?

250. If you added up the cost of everything in the room with you, approximately what would it come out to be?

251. Do you blow your nose in public?

252. Do you want to follow in your parent’s footsteps?

253. What is the coolest web site you know of?

254. Which cartoon would you most like to see turned into a movie?

255. Of the following, which word best describes you: enthusiastic,

fair minded, generous, helpful

256. Can you eat with chopsticks?

257. Could you tell real money from counterfeit?

258. What do you think about school uniforms?

259. What ancient civilization would you most like to visit?

260. What would make a great new Crayola color?

261. If an art project is created with the intent of getting rich and famous, does that cast doubt over its significance as a work of art?

262. If you became president, whom would you invite to sing at your inauguration?

263. Who is the greatest philosopher of your country?

264. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

265. Is it as easy to make you happy now as it was when you were a child?

266. Who knows more…you, or your parents?

267. What instrument would you like to be famous for playing?

268. Children fill its lungs completely with air. Adults breathe in a more shallow way, not filling their lungs completely. Why the change?

269. Would you have sex with a stranger for one million dollars?

270. Are you completely in control of your body?

Are you completely in control of your mind?

271. Which is more romantic: an expensive, glittering bouquet OR flowers that were hand picked as they grew beside the parkway?

272. Do you know yourself well enough to understand why you feel the way you do?

273. Which do you do more often: let movies, songs and books put your feelings into words for you or put your feelings into words by yourself?

274. Do you believe celebrities when they are endorsing a product?

275. What kind of movies do you wish were made more often?

276. Does fashion matter to you?

277. Should politicians be held to the same legal standards as everyone else?

278. What do you get in trouble for the most?

279. Should parents spank their kids?

280. What is your worst daily habit?

281. If you had your choice which one TV show would you have canceled?

282. Do you like the taste of sweet or salt?

283. Are you very precise about what words you use to describe your feelings and thoughts?

284. What do you feel the most guilty about?

285. Do you meditate?

286. Can dreams be visions, or do you feel they are always random images?

287. Do you try to write/say what you are feeling in a true and simple way?

288. The thief _______ that everyone steals.

What verb would you fill in the blank with?

289. What’s the most incredible experience you ever had?

290. Are you ever afraid to write/say/think how you feel?

291. Do you write/say/think it anyway or become intimidated and try to avoid it?

292. What is one thing you can’t do?

293. Do you like movies starring Charleton Heston (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleton_Heston)?

294. Are you gentle?

295. When do you feel the most raw and vulnerable?

296. Are you trying to find yourself?

297. Where are you looking?

298. Are you sometimes afraid of being honest because you are afraid of hurting people’s feelings?

299. What would make you a stronger person?

300. What book would you like to read sometime soon?

301. List 5 things you have not experienced that you would like to experience before you die.






302. Will you try to accomplish any of these things within the next year?

303. What do you feel controlled by?

304. If Jesus appeared to you and told you that the moon was made of green cheese would you believe him?

305. What is one thing you are sure of?

306. At what part of the day do you feel the most alert?

307. Have you ever played in a band?

308. Have you ever stared into the ocean thinking ‘early creatures crawled outta that’?

309. If not, what do you think of when you are staring into the ocean?

310. Do you like the mental challenge of chess or other games?

311. Do you ever think of where your atoms were before they were in you?

312. Do you ever think about where your atoms will go after they have been in you?

313. If you didn’t know that people couldn’t fly do you think that you could?

314. Are you someone that others call when they’re having a problem and want to talk about it?

315. When it comes to literature, do you see beyond the writing and into the meaning intended by the author?

316. Is there anything you can take apart completely, and then put back together, and have no left over parts?

317. What are your feelings about the death penalty?

318. If there was a god and you could ask him/her one question what would it be?

319. Do you believe that life will be found on other planets?

320. What is something worth suffering for?

321. If you could put an extra eye on your body anywhere you wanted, where would you put it?

322. Are you in touch with the earth and nature?

323. Would you
rather live simply or extravagently?

324. Have you ever been camping?

325. Is your heart open when you meet someone new?

326. Are you able to have conversations with and become friends with people who are not like you and are interested in different things than you are?

327. Are strangers more beautiful or frightening to you?

328. What stops you from doing everything you want to do?

329. Can you think of three adjective that do not apply to you at all?

330. How do you feel about Jeremy Jaynes, who got a nine year prison sentence for spamming people with junk email (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Jaynes)?

331. Do you know who the current premier of China is?

332. Are you very active?

333. Is there a city that reminds you of the landscape of your brain?

334. Have you ever loved someone who has loved you back?

335. Is it really being ‘in love with’ someone if the other person doesn’t love you?

336. Do you believe that there is someone perfect for everyone or that people just fall in love with who ever they are with at the time?

337. Do you know secret things?

338. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have?

339. How do you overcome your fears?

340. What can you do better than anyone you know?

341. Would you benefit from a wilder existence?

342. Does it seem to you like the range of socially acceptable behavior is getting smaller or larger?

343. Have you ever fired a gun?

344. Are people becoming more afraid of each other?

345. If you had to choose the percentage of freedom vs. safety what ratio would you decide on (ex: 100% free 0% safe)?

346. Does safety stifle you?

347. Who or what needs to be stopped?

348. Are human beings becoming more domesticated?

349. Do you follow the lives of the British Royal Family?

350. How did the death of Pope John Paul II (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_John_Paul_II) affect you?

351. Have you ever lost something and never found it?

352. Do you listen to any talk radio shows?

353. Who do you trust more, your friends or your parents?

354. Would you ever date someone outside of your race or religion?

355. Which of the 7 deadly sins in the worst (gluttony, greed, pride, lust, envy, wrath, sloth)?

356. Which one are you most guilty of?

357. Are you afraid to be alone with yourself?

Do you try to avoid thinking?

358. Would you venture to tell someone you loved him or her if they didn’t say it first?

359. What are you the most sensitive about?

360. What can you talk about for hours?

361. Do you talk about yourself, other people, or ideas the most?

362. Do you believe that spell casting can work?

363. Are you a fan of The Legend of Zelda games?

364. What old movie would you go see if it were re-released in the movie theaters?

365. Is there a celebrity that you would be too starstruck to talk to if you met them?

366. Have you ever left a mean unsigned note?

367. Do you think it’s cheesy to paste things you didn’t write into your diary?

368. What are three things that you try not to think about?

369. Is casual sex acceptable for you?

370. What form of sexual protection do you use?

371. What is expected of you that you feel is unnatural or not right?

372. Do you sometimes place your own expectations on other people?

373. Do you sometimes act overeager to make friends when you are around strangers?

374. Do you take everything that is said literally?

375. Do you take most things others say seriously?

376. Do you have a quick wit?

377. Do you believe in the need for political correctness?

378. Do you have strong opinions and beliefs?

379. If yes, can you still hang out with and be friends with people who disagree with you?

380. Are you uptight?

381. Do you sometimes do risky things?

382. Could just about anyone hold your interest in a conversation for at least ten minutes?

383. Are you self-conscious?

384. What would be your ideal destination for a Saturday afternoon?

385. Does anyone have a video tape of you doing soemthing embaressing?

386. What is Kevin Smith’s(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Smith) best movie?

387. Where do you like to go on Friday or Saturday nights?

388. Do you like your friends to act the same way all the time or do you accept their moods and changes?

389. Do you often feel like other people are judging you?

390. What do you think other people judge you to be like?

391. Are you quick to judge others?

392. When you have a fight with someone do you want to talk about it right away or calm down first and then talk?

393. Some say love is a river (according to the old song). What do you say love is?

394. What is the worst fault a person can have?

395. Do you have it?

396. Which do you think has more impact on a person’s character, genetics or environment?

397. Who was your first best friend?

398. If you are not best friends anymore, what came between you?

399. Who have you read a biography about?

400. What would your own autobiography be called?

401. Some say that high school is the best time of your life. Was that true for you?

402. What do you find yourself encouraging others to try?

403. Which is better: Mel Brooks or Woody Allen?

404. When was the last time you were up all night?

405. __ is life. The rest is just details. Fill in the blank.

406. Are people too complex and different to be categorized?

407. Is it good to have pride in your own race or does that separate people from each other because it makes them think of everyone else as ‘outsiders’?

408. What fictional story would you like to live through?

409. Are cats or dogs smarter?

410. Have you ever guessed someone’s password and broken into their diary?

411. What teacher, if any, has effected you the most in your life?

412. Are you more easily bored or excited?

413. What’s the bravest or most daring thing you have ever done?

414. “What’s the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?” (- Adam Ant)

415. If your man or woman served you breakfast in bed as a treat what would you want?

416. What do you do only when you are upset?

417. What’s the oddest CD in your collection?

418. What’s the best diary name you ever saw?

9. What would your friends be surprised to learn about you?

420. Who owes you an apology?

421. Who deserves an apology from you?

422. How would you like to treat your kids differently from the way your parents treated you?

423. Which do you like best: 60’s, 70’s or 80’s fashion?

424. What is the worst pick up line ever used on you?

425. Of the following, which word best describes you: inventive, kinetic (energetic), light-hearted, mature

426. Do you own a record player?

Do you use it?

427. How easily do you make friends?

428. What is the difference between having character and being a character?

429. Are there any animals you flat out refuse to touch?

430. Do you care about your weight?

431. Did you/will you go to the prom?

432. Have you ever wanted to date twins?

433. What one thing would you change about high school if you could?

434. If you came with a warning label, what would it say?

435. Are you artistic and creative?

436. What were you (probably) doing on this date last year?

437. What are you obsessed with?

438. What was the last compliment you received?

439. Do you have any brothers or sisters?

440. Who would you like to be alone with right now?

441. Do you push people away when you really want them to come closer?

442. Is a prenuptial agreement necessary or does it take the romance and trust out of marriage?

443. Do you lie your way out of things?

444. Are you better at talking or listening?

445. What will only happen to you once in this lifetime?

446. Know of any conspiracy theories you think might be credible?

447. What are the most beautiful words that have ever been spoken to you?

448. If it were legal would you own a human slave (race unimportant)?

449. Have you ever read your own writing at a poetry reading?

450. What is one simple thing that gives you the happy shivers?

451. What do you do for exercise?

452. Would you rather have a strict teacher with a sense of humor or a lenient teacher that doesn’t teach?

453. If you ever have a baby what might you want to name it?

454. If you won free tickets to a concert from a radio show and had to choose between Inxs, Poison, Blondie and Moby, which would you choose?

455. Are you a good cook?

456. Do you prefer when things come with no assembly required, even if they are a bit more expensive?

457. Start a sentence with the words: what if

458. Are you more spontaneous and unpredictable or loyal and routine?

459. What is the highest number you can count to in your head?

460. How do you go about losing weight?

461. Do you have street smarts?

462. Do you have a lot of common sense?

463. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

464. What’s your favorite movie that involves dancing?

465. Would you ever want to become a guest on a talk show? If yes what would the show’s theme be?

466. Do you like the way you look naked?

467. Have you ever dissected an animal?

468. Who do you know who is brilliant?

469. Who do you know who is dull?

470. Do you ever think about time travel?

471. What is one interesting fact you know?

472. Do you talk to yourself?

Do you talk to your pets?

473. Do you believe that humankind has a future in space (will we live there some day)?

474. Would you rather wear clothes that you don’t mind getting dirty or more delicate outfits?

475. How do you ‘live life to the fullest’?

476. Are you sloppy or a neat freak?

477. Would you rather have a trunk full of nickels or half a trunk full of dimes?

478. What is the worst mistake you’ve ever made?

479. Are you in good health?

480. Are you patriotic?

Let’s play fact or crap.

Is it a fact? Or is it crap?

481. The greenhouse effect is bad for your health.

482. There are about as many molecules of air in one breath as there are hairs on your head.

483. The Miss America pageant started out as a contest in which people decorated wheel chairs and one chair was judged the prettiest.

484. To remove a tattoo a physician can place a small balloon under the skin, which is inflated so that the tattooed skin gradually stretches. Then they cut the stretched skin away.

485. Cock fighting is a sexual sport.

486. It is the warmest time of the day during the hour that the sun is the highest in the sky.

487. Certain scientists specialize in studying cow farts.

488. The brilliant colors (reds, oranges, yellows) across the sky that we get from sunsets are caused mainly by pollution.

489. In Grimm’s original fairy tale, Rapunzel is pregnant.

490. Dracula was the first movie about a vampire.

491. The inventors of Corn Flakes, the Kellogg brothers, ran a school for delinquent youth.

492. “Kemo Sabe” means “soggy shrub” in Navajo.

493. Sir Thomas Crapper invented the toilet.

494. The Earl of Sandwich invented the Sandwich.

495. Some Chinese alchemists were trying to invent an immortality medicine and accidentally invented gunpowder instead.

496. The human body is made of about 99% water.

497. Bubble gum contains rubber.

498 This survey to the zero power = 0.

499. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

500. There are 86401 seconds in day.

501. If you could rename yourself what would your new name be?

502. What is your Glam Rock name (the name of your first pet plus your street name)?

503. Have you ever created your own ‘what ___ are you’ quiz?

If you did make one what would it be about?

504. What is your favorite song from the 70’s?

505. What do you feel like complaining about?

506. What do you feel like celebrating?

507. Have you lost touch with anyone you should call?

508. Deep in thought do you forgive everyone?

509. Can a person speak out against their government and still support their country?

510. What do you have faith in?

511. Do you believe your government has a file on you somewhere?

512. What (not who) do you care about?

513. What is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you?

514. Who or what is really the absolute root and source of all evil?

515. What do you want to change about the world?

516. Why did you decide to complete this survey?

517. Has anyone ever led you on?

518. What was the last thing you did against your will?

519. What are your plans for the rest of today?

520. How can you make tomorrow better than today was?

521. Would you rather date someone 4 feet tall or 9 feet tall?

522. How often do you get jealous?

523. What is the one thing you do that your friends wish you didn’t?

524. Do you do any soul searching?

525. Do you believe you have a soul?

526. Would you rather have a child that is more confident or more curious?

527. Are you a slave to love?

528. If you were going to write a bedtime story for someone you loved what would it be about?

529. Does anyone understand you?

530. Do you understand yourself?

531. Earth, Air, Fire, and Water: Which is your element?

532. Who influences you to be the way you are?

533. What is one idea that you live by?

534. How can people act to make you want to get to know them?

535. Are you more delicate or tough?

536. Would you rather be smarter or more beautiful?

537. Have you ever had a surprise party?

538. When are you at a loss for words?

539. What is the worst time to be alone?

540. What do your parents do that you will try never to do?

541. What gets you through the night?

542. Do you really want to live forever?

543. Do you often experience powerful emotions?

544. What could make you so happy right now that you would cry and laugh and sing?

545. Who is your favorite visual artist?

546. What would you like to protest against?

547. What or who do you support?

548. If you found out you were pregnant today, would you have an abortion?

549. Do you like picking out greeting cards or would you rather write your own?

550. Do you like to be thought of as mysterious?

551. What is the most magical thing that has ever happened to you?

552. How would you tell your friend his or her fly was open in public?

553. Does a good friend tell you you’ve got something in your teeth or pretend not to notice it?

554. The world has many secrets. Have you learned any? Will you share it?

555. Are there any bands you like so much that you want to get their music video collection on DVD?

556. What do you need advice about?

557. Have you been half-asleep and have you heard voices?

558. Do you have a good luck charm?

559. Should animals have the same right to life as people?

560. What is your least favorite body part?

561. Do you enjoy British comedy?

562. Are there ever happy endings or does nothing end?

563. What is your worst trait?

564. Is the world more beautiful because of love?

565. What is the essence of you?

566. What really inspires you?

567. Have you met your soul mate?

568. Is everyday a special occasion?

569. What sound would you rather hear than any sound in the world?

570. Of the following which word best describes you:




quick thinking:

571. Do any commercials make you want to break your TV?

572. Have you ever lost your religion?

573. Do you want to share your life with someone?

574. Where ARE the wild things?

575. Would you rather have a child genetically related to you or an adopted child?

576. If I had a birthday party would you come?

577. What seemingly impossible thing is POSSIBLE?

578. What song do you love to sing out loud?

579. Have you ever run through the woods naked and played in a stream (you should)?

580. Have you ever taken long solitary night walks?

581. Is there more to you than anyone knows?

582. Can you make tonight the night that you do the things you always wanted to do?

583. Would you rather watch life on TV or LIVE it?

584. What keeps you chained down?

585. What is the nagging feeling in the back of your head?

586. Do you celebrate yourself?

587. Does everyone get the same opportunities in life?

588. What would you consider to be better than sex?

589. What evil is necessary?

590. What’s your favorite one hit wonder?

591. What would you do anything for?

592. Do you celebrate the full moon?

593. Have you ever gone in the water at the beach at night?

594. Are you ordinary?

595. What makes people want to hang out with you?

596. Have you ever felt like you’ve been a little bit too good to someone?

597. What book did you like that you had to read for school?

598. What book should everyone have to read in school?

599. Do you like the store Old Navy?

600. What movie sequels do you like?

601. Do you have a lust for life?

602. Do you want to get more out of life?

603. Would you want to learn to:

Convert to Buddhism?

Cure a hangover?

Lie persuasively?

604. What character from a movie is most like you?

605. Are you comfortable with the idea of your own death?

606. How do you feel about arranged marriages?

607. What do you hate that everyone else seems to like?

608. What do you like that others seem to hate?

609. If you had to be named after a month, which month would you pick?

610. Is time more like a highway or a meadow to you?

611. What is your favorite movie?

612. Which would you choose to be back in the day: a warrior, an alchemist, a minstrel, a bard, an oracle, a peasant, or a merchant?

613. What is your favorite song lyric?

614. What will you never run out of?

615. If you could force someone to fall madly in love with you, (anyone you choose) would you do it?

616. Have you ever seen the Disney movie The Black Cauldron?

617. Have you ever read The Black Cauldron by Alexander Lloyd (or any of his other books in the Prydain Chronicles)?

618. Have you ever written a paper the night before it was due?

How about the day it was due?

619. Is there a movie you have watched so many times that you can quote it line for line?

620. What is your favorite season?

621. Do you mind being described as cute?

622. What is the tackiest object in your home?

623. What do you think people are most ignorant towards?

624. What is it that makes you an interesting person?

625. What makes other people interesting to you?

626. How open to suggestion are you?

627. Is Michael Jackson black or white?

628. Are you often lonely?

629. What’s the most unusual pet you’ve ever had?

630. Have you ever threatened an authority figure?

631. If you had to choose would you rather make all your decisions henceforth with your head only or with your heart only?

632. How imaginative are you?

633. Do you l
ike the Counting Crows?

634. If you took this survey from the diary (5000 Q Survey V2.0) did you note me so I could read it?

635. Are you more tense or laid back?

636. Does your happiness depend on anyone else, or are you happy no matter what any one says or does?

637. What do you think of the idea of putting the bible into the format of a fashion magazine to attract the interest of teenagers?

638. How often do you drink to get drunk?

639. Would you consider yourself to be diplomatic?

640. Do you think that most of the classes you have taken were taught in such a way as to make plain the relevance of the subject matter in your everyday life?

641. Do you remember Crystal Pepsi?

642. When was the last time you spent a night away from home?

643. Some people say that there is no such thing as a stupid question. Is that true?

644. What is the most interesting TV channel?

645. Name one song you could live without hearing ever again:

646. Do your pets understand you when you talk?

647. What are three things you HAVE NOT done that might surprise people?

648. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

649. Have you been to a museum this year?

650. Do you ever watch porn?

651. Do you think that it would be a good idea if people served in the army, navy or air force for a while before they were allowed to vote?

652. If you were required to do this to vote, would you?

653. Do people often give you weird looks?

654. Do like Japanese cooking?

655. Do you care for stray animals?

656. Which animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:

A Charlie Brown Christmas

A Garfield Halloween

The Secret of Nimh

The Last Unicorn

The original Lord of the Rings cartoons

657. Are you ambidextrous (equally good at using both hands)?

658. Do you always say; “bless you” after someone sneezes, or do you hesitate?

659. If you and your friends could go away for 2 days over Halloween weekend where would you go?

660. Which of these animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:

Watership Down

As the Wind Blows

Grave of the Fireflies

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Spirited Away

661. Do you feel that society is male dominated, female dominated, or neutral?

662. What words offend you?

663. They’re just words. Can you get over it?

664. Have you ever looked into different religions?

665. Which ones have you looked into?

666. What do you think of Satanism as a religion?

667. Do you like it better when your classes are taught sitting in rows or sitting in a circle?

668. Have you ever read your own tarot cards?

669. Which ones do you like better, the three old star wars movies or the 2 new ones?

670. If you scream in outer space does it make a sound?

671. If you saw The Queen of the Damned did you want to be a vampire/Goth afterwards?

672. If you saw SLC Punk did you want to be punk afterwards?

673. What is your favorite zombie movie?

674. Best kids birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater

675. What were your parties like when you were a kid?

676. Best teen (about 15-16) birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert

677. What are/were your 15-16 year old parties like?

678. Best 18th birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party

679. If you are 18 what was your party like?

680. Best 21st birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party, bar, Atlantic city/Las Vegas trip

681. If you saw The Craft were you interested in wicca/paganism/magic afterwards?

682. What are your top 3 priorities?

683. If you saw fight club did you want to get into a fistfight afterwards?

684. What is your favorite smell?

685. Give everything below a humor rating (1 = laugh your ass off, 2 = lol, 3 = smile, 4 = lame, 5 = not funny, 6 = offensive):

People falling

Rape jokes

Sarcastic comments

Blonde jokes

Dirty jokes

God/religion jokes

Long-ass jokes

Death jokes

Pain/sickness jokes

Animals doing cute stuff

Bodily functions

Knock jokes

Ethnic jokes


Ironic situations

685. If you saw Cruel Intentions did you want to have lots of meaningless sex afterwards?

686. Do you get at least three hugs per day?

687. What should someone never say to you/call you if they want to remain on your good side?

688. If you saw Trainspotting did you want to do drugs afterwards?

689. Do movies have a great influence on you?

690. Do you have a favorite reality TV show?

691. Are there certain roles that people are pressured to play in society or can they basically do whatever they want?

692. How does the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake compare to the original movie?

693. Have you ever held a magnifying glass over an insect to burn it?

694. Have you ever pulled the wings off a fly, butterfly or any other insect?

695. What would you think of a guy (if you’re into guys) or a girl (if you’re into girls) who wanted to take you to the park to feed the birds and look at the turtles and fish in the water on a date?

696. Do you use public pools?

697. Do you use public bathrooms?

698. Do you use public showers?

699. How old will you be in 17 years?

700. Would it effect you at all if you knew that a very large meteor was headed towards earth that would impact in 17 years?

701. What is your favorite mixed drink?

702. When answering these questions are you often pulled in different directions, as if committing to one answer eliminates the possibility for all others?

703. Chicken Mesala, Pasta Primavera, Veal Cutlet Parmesan or Linguini with Clam Sauce?

704. If you were alone in your friend’s house/room/apartment would you look in their drawers and notebooks?

705. What would you really like to do but you don’t because you are afraid of getting caught?

706. Of the following, which word best describes you:





707. Which band would you most likely check out?

The Smiths (indi-pop 80’s-90’s)

The Lords of Acid (acid/house/dance 90’s)

Front 242 (80’s-90’s industrial/dance)

708. How can one put an end to procrastination, as a bad habit?

709. What feature would you want on your car that is not currently offered?

710. What kind of poetry speaks to you?

711. What is your favorite store that is open 24 hours?

712. Do you find that sleep is just so much sleepier when you are supposed to be doing something else?

713. Do you also find that the books you chose are so much more luscious when you have a stack of actual assignments that you Should be reading?

714. If you have had the chance to compare the original 5000 Question Survey to this edited version, what is your opinion?

715. What’s the most creative answer you can think of for ‘what is black and white and red all over’?

716. Why do people slow down on the highway when they pass a cop car pulling someone else over?

717. Are they afraid that the cop will STOP pulling over whoever he is pulling over and pull them over instead?

718. It’s daddy’s birthday. What do you get him?

719. What’s your 5,000 question survey nickname?

Look at the word next to the 2nd letter of your first name

A anything but

B bubalicious

C captivating

D deadly

E erotic

F funky

G greasy

H heaps of

I indie

J jelly

K kinetic

L lasher

M Mr. (or Mrs.)

N neglected

O ogre-like

P parading

Q quacking

R Rico

S stinky

T the one and only

U uber

V Velcro

W wishing for

X x-tra

Y yearning for

Z zoobalee

Now take the first letter of your last name.

A aardvarks

B baboo

C creme pie

D drag queen

E eggbert

F flex

G god

H hell

I Isabelle

J juice

K kisses

L lightning

M mannish boys

N nice

O octopi

P porcupines

Q q-bert

R rainbows

S suave

T tushy

U underwear

V valor

W weenie

X xtc

Y yohimbe

Z zipper

Put the two words together for your nickname.

720. You know that shaky feeling that you get when it’s all coming to a climax, and everyone involved is breaking into the good kind of cold sweat, working as individuals and at the same time as a single force of energy, and it all meshes together, and for a brief moment, you’re holding your breath and tingling all over, and after it’s done you’re on an explosive and dizzying high for the rest of the night?

What does that feeling come from?

721. How many of your teachers can you imagine drinking or doing drugs on the weekends?

722. Do you like Alice in Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass?

723. Write a question and answer it here.

724. Who is your favorite playwright?

725. What movie has come out recently that you couldn’t have less interest in?

726. What would the worst movie ever be about?

727. Do you like truffles?

Do you like Turkish delight?

728. Can you tell the difference between a transvestite and a real woman?

729. What’s funnier, plants or fire extinguishers?

730. For question 720 did you write down sex?

You pervert, I was thinking of musical theater.

731. Which is better, leopard print or plaid?

732. What would you consider ordinary?

733. What is out of the ordinary?

734. Do you ever watch COPS?

735. Is there always room for j – e – l – l – o?

736. If you had your own TV show, what kind of show would you make it?

737. Do you know how heavy things like airplanes stay in the air?

738. When do you act the most dramatic?

739. Are you one of those people who have, “see photo id,” written on the back of their credit cards?

740. It’s mom’s birthday. What do you get her?

741. What celebrity has pretty much disappeared leaving you wondering ‘where are they now’?

742. Would you get angry if you and your girl/boyfriend saw the preview for a movie and talked about seeing it together and then they saw it with one of their friends while you were busy?

743. How many people do you think will finish this whooooooole survey?

744. Have you ever written a message, sealed it in a bottle and thrown it into a river/lake ocean?

745. If you haven’t would you want to?

746. If you ever did what would you write?

747. What do you wish you could always be protected from?

748. What small thing annoys you so much it should be a crime?

749. Would you rather watch a video of fish in a tank, or the Yule log on TV?

750. Is it better to be loved or feared?

751. What causes you to panic?

752. Do you believe that you have a strong personality?

753. When Jesus saves souls…does he trade them in for valuable prizes?

754. What resolutions would you make if it were new years?

755. Why wait?

756. Do you feel like time is on your side or working against you?

757. What do you do for yourself when you are down to put a little joy back into your life?

758. How much Tolkien have you read?

759. These are the songs on the radio. Which are you most likely to listen to:

Time Bomb by Rancid

Dead Man’s party by Oingo Boingo

The Sun Always Shines on TV by A-ha

50 Ways to leave Your Lover by Paul Simon

Run by collective Soul

760. Do you believe that Jesus existed as a real person?

761. Do you believe he was the son of god?

762. How do you feel about organized religion?

763. What sentence have you heard lately, that would sound pretty odd out of context?

763. If you had to choose one image to be a symbol of our times, what would you pick?

764. Name a group of people:

765. How many of them does it take to screw in a light bulb?

766. Do you like the movie The Labyrinth with David Bowie and some muppets?

767. Do you like the movie The Dark Crystal?

768. Metallica or Guns N’ Roses?

769. Do you follow the Chinese zodiac?

770. Do you like reggae music?

771. What makes your life worth it every day?

772. Do you seize each day and sink your teeth into it?

773. I’ve heard people say that Jim Morrison never yawned because he was just so full of life. How often do you yawn?

774. Who decides what behavior is ‘crazy’ or ‘sane’?

775. Who are the most inspiring artists, musicians, poets, and writers?

776. Did anything historically significant happen in the year yo
u were born?

777. Besides blowing out birthday candles when do you make wishes?

778. Are you self-sufficient?

779. Is it better to be wanted or needed?

780. What do you feel is an appropriate age to lose one’s virginity at?

781. Do you feel that the appropriate age for girls and for boys is different?

782. Are you a hard person to get to know?

783. What is the craziest thing you have ever done out of anger?

784. What’s the MOST annoying sound you can think of?

785. What’s the silliest vegetable you can think of?

786. Do you believe in love at first sight?

787. Name one thing you have referred to in the past as “better than sex”:

788. What do you see when you turn out the light?

789. Do you like jazz, blues and/or swing music?

790. Do you prefer gold or silver jewelry?

791. In what ways do you want your children to be like you?

792. In what ways would you want your children to be different from you?

793. What was the scariest movie you’ve ever seen?

794. What was the funniest movie you’ve ever seen?

795. What was the worst movie you’ve ever seen?

796. Are you a good massage-giver?

797. What is one question that no one can ever truthfully answer ‘yes’ to?

798. Is there more to this world than human beings can perceive?

799. If matter is neither created nor destroyed then is it possible that you are made up of molecules that once made up Ghandi or Jesus or Einstein?

800. Are you often sarcastic?

801. How often do you change your mood in a day?

802. When you ask people how they are doing you actually care about their answer or is it just polite?

803. Would you consider yourself to be very polite?

804. Do you like movies and books that involve nuclear holocaust?

805. Have you ever had a lucid dream (a dream in which you knew you were dreaming and had complete control over what happened in the dream)?

806. Have you ever had a flying dream?

807. Have you ever had a lucid flying dream?

808. What’s the oddest law you ever heard of?

809. What is the ultimate way to connect with another person?

810. Can you be intimate with someone without touching him or her?

811. Can men and women ever really be ‘just friends’ with no interest in anything more?

813. Are you addicted to this survey like drugs?

814. If your signifigant other wanted to wait for marriage could you hold out or would you leave them (or would you cheat)?

815. What’s the longest sentence you can make using only words that start with the same letter as your first name?

816. If you had a theme song what would it be?

817. Are you cranky?

818. Which group generally annoys you more, people older than you, or people younger than you?

819. Do you refer to older people as old farts?

820. Do you refer to younger people as the kids?

821. Which is better: Poems that everyone can relate to or poems that are intensely personal to the author?

822. Is it worse to be too hot or too cold?

823. Are you so flexible that you can put your feet behind your head?

824. Would you enjoy reading fairy tales written about robots?

825. Is smoking a turn on or gross?

826. What is the one way you wouldn’t want to die?

827. Which would look sillier on you: A cowboy hat or a Rasta hat?

828. Would you rather have a job doing something indoors or outdoors?

829. Would you rather learn more about human nutrition or meteorology?

830. Have you ever taken honors courses?

831. What do you think of crop circles?

832. Where do they come from?

833. When was the last time you screwed up big time?

834. You have a choice. What do you eat:

A veggie burger

A turkey dog

A cheese sandwich

835. Do you get a lot of random instant messages?

836. Do you have a paper journal also?

837. VHS or DVD?

838. Vinyl, cassette tape, or CD?

839. Have you ever seen the video/heard the song Days Go By, performed by Dirty Vegas?

840. MTV: should it play morel videos or more shows?

841. Name a band:

Do fans of that band tend to share any characteristics with each other?

842. What does the expression ‘touch and go’ mean?

843. Caffeine or alcohol?

844. Betty or Veronica?

Archie or Reggie or Jughead?

845. What book are you reading right now?

846. Is the news too depressing?

847. Would you rather have a stuffed lion, elephant, pig or duck?

848. Are you late for a very important date?

849. Ever use star 69?

850. Is everyone as smart as you?

851. Have you ever seen the musical Annie?

852. Sheets: silk or satin?

853. Bath: soap or bubbles?

854. Your best color: blue or red?

855. What’s your favorite candy?

856. Can you sing?

857. It’s the end of the world, as we know it. How do you feel?

858. You take your little sister (she’s 12) shopping for school clothes. Mom gave you the money to hold. She picks out a skimpy top emblazoned “Hottie” and hip-hugging pants that leave at least two inches of skin north and south of her navel exposed to the wind. She insists: If she doesn’t have these clothes, she’ll look awful, the other kids will tease her, and she’ll feel like a nerd.

Do you think she should or should not wear these clothes?

Do you buy them for her?

859. What do you think is the most annoying cliché?

860. What band is underground right now but will one day get really popular?

861. Of the following which word best describes you:

versatile (flexible):


x-tra special:

your own best friend:


862. What does BYOB stand for?

863. Who is sexiest:

Marilyn Monroe

James Dean


Jim Morrison


Cyndi Lauper

864. Do you always do what’s expected of you?

865. Do you believe everything you hear on the news?

866. Would you prefer a $100.00 gift certificate to Hot Topic or Abercrombie & Fitch (assuming neither store gives change, so you’ll have to spend the whole thing)?

867. Have you ever won a competition?

868. Who looks sloppier when they are over weight, guys or girls?

869. At what age do you become all grown up?

870. Have you ever written graffiti on anything?

871. Can you remember what you wrote?

872. Are you a force of nature?

873. What do you think of blue eye shadow?

How about gold eye shadow?

874. Would you ever wear any of the following Halloween costumes:



Disco dancer?

875. Should birth control be taught in high school?

How about in jr. high or elementary school?

876. Would you consider yourself a genius?

877. What did you think of the movie Solaris?

878. Which is usually better movies or books?

879. Do you think The Hobbit will be made into a movie?

880. Do you research which brands use sweatshops to make their clothing before you shop?

881. What gives you a magical feeling?

882. Have you ever pulled apart a Christmas cracker?

883. Would you rather watch basketball or play basketball?

884. Do you think that everyone makes his or her own problems?

885. Do you often consider how your actions will affect other people?

886. Are J-Lo and Ben Afleck interesting to you at all?

887. Do you use bad grammar or hate bad grammar?

888. Make up a tabloid headline:

889. Do you like to learn new things?

890. What’s more important, fame or personal accomplishment?

891. Sweet dreams are made of this….

What are they made of?

892. Two trailer park girls go round the outside…

Round the outside of what?

893. Are you wearing a piece of jewelry that means a lot to you right now?

894. If someone was going to inscribe a message on a ring and give it to you what would you want it to say?

895. Guys who are losing their hair:

Should they shave their heads?

Get implants?

Or let it go?

896. Do rock stars work hard or lead the easy life?

897. How much water do you drink every day?

898. Are you driven or kinda apathetic?

899. Who do you turn to when you are down?

900. Would you ever wear seran-wrap?

901. Would you rather have a candle scented like blueberries and creme or butterscotch pecan pie?

902. Which ones are fruits and which are vegetables:









903. Does it annoy you when people talk loudly on their cell phones in public?

904. Is love a commitment to one person, or can you love more than one person at the same time?

905. Cover or original:

Smooth Criminal; is it better by Michael Jackson or Alien Ant Farm?

Blue Monday better by Orgy or New Order

I Want Candy; Is it better by Aaron Carter or Bow Wow Wow?

Love Song; Is it better by 311 or The Cure?

It’s My Life; Is it better by No Doubt or The Talking Heads?

906. What is the most uncomfortable feeling?

907. Do you like Maroon 5?

908. Would you ever go on a blind date TV show?

909. How much of your wardrobe is dry clean only?

910. Who’s arms would you like to crawl into?

911. What the hell is your problem?

912. Look around you. What is the most beautiful thing you can see?

913. What is the most beautiful thing you can’t see?

914. Take a deep breath. Yawn deeply. Do you appreciate the things most people take for granted, like breathing?

915. Do you appreciate breathing more when you have a cold and you’re all congested and can’t breathe right?

916. Is congestion a positive thing because it helps you to appreciate breathing?

917. How is your life like a work of art?

918. Do you feel that your life influences and is influenced by many other lives?

919. Has a smile ever made all the difference in the world to you?

920. Have you ever looked at a tree and considered how the roots could be miles long, trailing and entwining with other roots underground, all of them holding the soil together?

921. Do you notice the little things in life?

922. Do you feel, as Jung did, that deep down, underneath our individual personalities we are all the same?

923. Do you feel a great oneness with the universe?

924. When was the last time you decided to really enjoy yourself?

925. When was the last time you set your self free and acted without caring at all what someone else thought?

926. Have you ever held someone and appreciated how delicate and fragile all life is and felt that they were even more precious and beautiful because one day they would die..and so will you?

927. In ten years someone else might own your house and the room you are sitting in now. Someone else might be standing right next to where you are sitting now. So that means you could be standing right next to someone but you can’t see him or her because they are ten years away.

Ever look at life like that?

928. When was the last time you:

Soaked in a bubble bath

Read a good book outside

Held someone’s hand

Felt truly joyful

929. What do you bring to this world that no one else can?

930. Do you feel that you are part of every living thing in this world and that all those things are part of you?

931. Are you more afraid of death or not completely living?

932. What was the last thing you wanted to do but didn’t or couldn’t do?

933. Why don’t you try and do that thing now?

934. What is the most wonderful thing happening right now in the world?

935. Name 7 things going on around you that you normally wouldn’t notice:








936. Name three things you hate




937. Name one GOOD thing about each of those 3 things you hate.

938. What do you tend to see in black and white, rather than in shades of gray?

939. Admit three things you do that you are ashamed of but shouldn’t be.




940. What qualities make a person “good” in your eyes?

941. Do you have any of these qualities?

942. Are you willing to do what it takes to achieve what you want to?

943. Name one bad quality about someone you love.

944. Name one good quality about someone you hate.

945. Are you pro life or pro choice and why?

946. If you are pro life write a reason someone might be pro choice. If you are pro choice write a reason someone might be pro life.

947. Can you see the beauty in?

A bumble bee:

A man skating:

A woman combing her hair:

A box of tissues:

Yourself naked:


948. What are you most afraid of?

949. Whose life would you REALLY NOT want to ever have?


950. Can you come up with a reason why you might want their life?

951. Name one thing that is beautiful about your body

952. Name one thing that is ugly about your body

953. Name one thing that is beautiful about your mind

954. Name one thing that is ugly about your mind

955. Who was the last person you were rude to?

956.Are your elbows soft?

957. Are you ticklish?

958. Are you awkward or graceful?

959. Do you wear glasses/contacts?

960. If you wear contacts what’s the longest you have ever left them in your eyes?

961. What’s going on where you are right now?

962. What is your favorite thing to touch?

963. What is your favorite kind of incense?

964. What relaxes you?

965. How much time have you wasted?

966. How do you afford your rock and roll lifestyle?

967. What does teen spirit smell like?

968. Do you mostly listen or hear?

969. Look or see?

970. Do you comprehend all the things you read?

971. Is it necessary to be repetitive in order to be creative?

972. Do you control your attitude or does it control you?

973. Are your relationships mostly passion or conversation?

974. Do you do what needs to be done regardless of the consequences?

975. Is money how you keep score?

976. Who can you do everything or nothing with and still have the best time?

977. Just because you’re angry does that give you the right to be cruel?

978. What is maturity and where does it come from?

979. Who is the maturest person you know?

980. Who is the most immature person you know?

981. If there was a fire and you could only rescue one thing from your room (all people and pets have escaped on their own, even goldfish) what would it be?

982. If you could, what 3 albums would you force everyone to remove from his or her CD collections?




983. Does Marilyn Manson scare you or bore you?

984. What do you think of the Insane Clown Posse?

985. What’s the best movie about high school?

986. Do you like Michael Jackson better in the 80’s 90’s or today?

987. Is choosing a different store to shop in from most people really making a statement?

988. What’s the riskiest thing you’ve ever done?

989. Have you ever ridden in a car while the driver had been drinking?

990. Who needs to get a life?

991. Do write on yourself with milky pens?

992. What should be different about high school curriculum?

993. Right now are you exactly the way you want to be?

994. Who can save you from yourself?

995. Are you a responsible person?

996. “It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.”

— Oscar Wilde

Do you agree?

997. How many greatest hits albums do you own?

998. Are you at risk for a.i.d.s.?

999. Do you want to have it all?

1000. Do you collect green pictures of dead presidents?

1001. What has caused you to reinvent yourself or reevaluate who you are?

1002. Name three annoying bands:

1003. Have you ever been to a foam party (a big dance floor full of soap foam that people dance in at a club)? If yes did you get into the foam?

1004. Who do you take for granted?

Who makes you feel taken for granted?

1005. Short, knee, or ankle skirts?

1006. Do you wear a hat?

1007. Did you watch Sifl and Ollie on MTV?

How about Liquid Television?

The Maxx?

1008. What do you like that is NOT part of pop culture?

1009. What music makes you feel:








1010. Who’s your favorite cartoon character?

1011. Does break dancing impress you?

1012. Are you a smooth operator?

1013. Would you rather be a police officer or a criminal?

1014. Do you believe that government decisions should be made based more on economics or more on social reform?

1015. Why do ‘they’ spend money to sterilize needles that are going to be used to give lethal injections?

1016. This summer have you

Been to the beach?

been to the movies?

Played mini golf?

Gone for a walk?

1017. Would you rather lay in bed all night talking or have sex all night long?

1018. Have you ever eaten tofu?

1019. Who needs a brain?

1020. Who needs a heart?

1021. Does the moon have an affect on your mood?

1022. Do you feel pressure on Friday and Saturday to have fun, go out and party?

1023. Many people will say that the Harry Potter books are pure fluff with no literary value. Do you agree?

1024. Is Harry Potter comparable to The Chronicles of Narnia and the Lord of the Rings?

1025. What are you doing next Wednesday?

1026. Why do so many people think Elvis is still alive?

1027. What couldn’t you live your life without?

1028. Are your hands cold?

1029. Is your heart warm?

1030. Palm trees or snow storms?

1031. What bands would be great if only the singing was edited out?

1032. What fantasy book would you like to see made into a movie?

1033. Do you avoid risks and if possible stay at home?

1034. What SCI-fi books do you read?

1035. Would you be on that who wants to marry a millionaire show as a contestant?

1036. Who’s the best secret keeper you know?

1037. What is your favorite myth?

1038. Is it easier to live when you’re evil?

1039. Have you ever belonged to a sorority or a fraternity?

1040. Would you want to join one?

1041. If your friend were doing dangerous drugs would you tell their parents?

1042. Would you rather be a unicorn, mermaid/man, or a sorceress/er?

1043. Are leather pants sexy?

On you?

1044. Did you tell someone you love him or her today?

1045. Have you ever given blood?

1046. Have you ever been thrown out of someplace?

1047. What do you daydream about?

1048. Are you a miracle?

1049. If America is one nation under god then are atheists citizens?

1050. Should they be?

1051. If you could pick any rock star to replace the Ozbournes in their reality show, whom would you pick?

1052. What are your feelings about Mel Gibson’s movie The Passion of Christ?

1053. What did you think about the last episode of Sex in the City?

054. What is your favorite movie with Adam Sandler in it?

1055. What is your biggest problem?

1056. Have you ever been arrested?

1057. Can musicians be held responsible for influencing people to behave badly?

1058. Do you believe that there are subliminal messages embedded in some TV shows, movies & music?

1059. Is there anything that you believe should be banned for any reason?

1060. How often do you eat too much?

1061. Have you ever descended into pure madness?

1062. Would you want to?

1063. Do green m&m’s make you feel sexy?

1064. If you died tomorrow, what mark would you have left on the world?

1065. What movie would you NEVER want to see?

1066. What annoys you the most about yourself?

1067. How do you feel about capitalism?

1068. How do you feel about socialism?

1069. How do you feel about communism?

1070. Has anyone ever tried to injure you?

1071. Has anyone ever tried to kill you?

1072. How do you know when it’s time to break up with someone?

1073. What is your opinion of the Janet jackson/Justin Timberlake superbowl exposure incident?

1074. What’s the most annoying sound?

1075. Who was your childhood hero?

1076. With nearly 100 channels why is NOTHING ever on?

1077. Would you adopt a stray kitty wandering through your neighborhood?

1078. Describe what you look like:

1079. Describe what you ARE like:

1080. What bad habit do you have that affects other people as much as it affects you?

1081. How did you party new years eve 1999?

1082. Does second hand smoke bother you?

1083. Have you ever:

Dumped a drink over someone’s head?

Dumped a drink over your own head?

Bit someone?

Torn at someone’s clothes?

Made out in the bathroom?

1084. Which Lord of the Rings movie has the best ending?

1085. Do you have any interesting scars?

1086. Is it better for people to change and evolve their ideas or always be consistent?

1087. Warped tour, Lollapalooza or Area concert?

1088. What are you missing in your life?

1089. Do you ever know when someone is thinking about you?

1090. What could you make a sculpture out of that’s in the room with you right now?

1091. Do you believe in the lost city of Atlantis?

1092. Have you ever read The Little Prince?

1093. This is Mr. fish < What's the best picture you can make on your keyboard?

1094. What did Mr. Octopus say to Mrs. Octopus?

1095. Let’s see if I’m psychic. Write a yes or no question here.

1096. Write another yes or no question.

1097. Think of just one more yes or no question.

1098. Type one question that can be answered with a color (example: what color is my car)

1099. Think of a number between one and one hundred & type it down.

1100. Write one more question, anything you want.

1101. Continued…Let’s see if I’m psychic.

You wrote three yes or no questions. Now I will answer them.

1 yes

2 no

3 no

Did I get any right?

1102. You wrote one question that can be answered with a color (example: what color is my car). I say….


Is it true?

1103. You thought of a number between 1 and 100 and typed it down.

Was it 14?

1104. You wrote one more question, anything you wanted.

The answer is yes, 42, orange, Matt, Josh, Kim, Nicole, whatever or your mom. Does that answer your question?

1105. Do you think that Britney Spears would make a good Bond Girl?

1106. Have you read anything by C.S. Lewis?

1107. What is your favorite movie with Bill Murray?

1108. What is your favorite movie with Jack Nicholson?

1109. What is your favorite movie with Christopher Walkin?

1110. What is your favorite movie with Johnny Depp?

1111. What is your favorite movie with Orlando Bloom?

1112. What rhymes with ‘orange’?

1113. Why do guys have nipples if they will never need to feed a baby?

1114. Some people think that couples should be screened before they are allowed to reproduce (so that people who cannot afford to support a child don’t have one, or so that a child won’t be born into a dysfunction family or to unfit parents). What do you think about this?

1115. Have you ever swallowed an object by accident?

1116. Did you get it back?

1117. Do you prefer He-Man or She-Ra?

1118. Are you proud of yourself?

1119. Who should go to hell?

1120. Is your eyesight 20/20?

1121. Have you ever had insomnia?

1122. Does it bother you when people touch you?

1123. Is it better to get too much or too little sleep?

1124. Have you ever given away something you made? What?

1125. Is it better to have kids when you are in your teens, 20s, 30s, 40s, or older?

1126. What gets your adrenaline pumping?

1127. Is hell all fire and brimstone or is it personal for everyone like in Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey?

Or does it not exist?

1128. Do you ever talk about yourself in the third person?

1129. What’s your favorite radio station? What kind of music do they play?

1130. What did you think of these movies:


Gone With the Wind?

Fight Club?

Spider Man?

The Virgin Suicides?

Resident Evil?


Muppets from Space?

Pearl Harbor?

Halloween Resurrection?

The Dark Crystal?

1131. Is everyone special?

1132. Are your toes:

Painted (what color)?




Wearing a toe ring?

Do you have hobbit-feet?

1133. Do you believe there is anyplace still undiscovered in all the world?

1134. Whose picture would you like to paint a target on and throw darts at?

1135. Is love all you need?

1136. Ever caught a fish?

1137. Are you adventurous?

1138. Are you afraid of mediocrity?

1139. Would you rather die tomorrow or have all your friends die?

1140. What are 3 things you don’t understand?




1141. I would do anything for love but I won’t do ‘that’. What is ‘that’?

1142. Has your diary ever been rated?

1143. Do you do more than kiss on the first date?

1144. Are you very liberal or conservative?

1145. What do you like about your neighbors?

1146. I read that by 20
10 they expect to market a gene therapy procedure that will increase the life spans of

adult human beings by double or triple. If this happened would you have it done?

1147. If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?

1148. Was this year a good year for you?

1149. What are you looking forward to next year?

1150. Are you a Jim Henson fan?

1151. What do you think of these diarist names?


Solitary Music:



1152. Do you read the Diary Master’s diary?

1153. Have you ever made an enemy on OD?

1154. Have you ever (or do you know anyone who’s) been deleted from OD?

1155. Were you ever in the first row of a concert?

1156. Did you ever meet a celebrity? Who?

1157. Do you have any autographs?

1158. Can you visualize whirled peas?

1159. Are there some situations where love just isn’t enough to keep 2 people together? When does that happen?

1160. Do you have no attention span?

1161. What do you think of these entry titles?

me. back. home:

steak and butter:

The Smurfs Go Communist:

The controversial Athens:

1162. Have you ever been wrongly accused?

1163. When you wash your hair do you blow dry it or let it dry naturally?

1164. Where does your family go on vacation?

1165. Have you ever been to:

Newport, Rhode Island?

Dutch Wonderland?

Salem, MA?

Niagara Falls?

1166. Have you ever given money to OD cares?

1167. Have you ever created an OD interest?

If yes, what interests did you create?

1168. What do you think of these entry names?


I had a good title but i forgot it:

Left Alone:

yeah yeah…he kissed her:

1169. If you have aol what is your ‘you’ve got mail’ sound?

1170. What will you never have enough of?

1171. Who can you only handle in small doses?

1172. You are at a magic auction where you can bid on impossible things but you only brought enough money to buy one thing. Out of these..which would you buy?

entrance into whatever afterlife you believe in

a guarentee that you will have at least 3 books published in your life

a new car, house and boat each year

unending creative inspiration

ultimate compassion and acceptance of others

a trip into outer space

perfect health for the rest of your life

1173. In the above question if finding perfect love was a choice would you change your answer?

1174. What food is so fattening or unhealthy that you would NEVER touch it?

1175. Which do you love more, your country or your planet?

1176. What do you think of:


Brian Adams?

No Doubt?

1177. Are you more logical or emotional?

1178. Do you think that tattoos and piercing are overrated?

1179. What do you think of these diary titles?

The Seamless Garment:

Your eyes can be so cruel:

What was, is no more:

shock me sane:

1180. Do you believe that Michael Jackson molests children?

1181. Hypothetically, let’s say that he did molest them. Who would you feel should be held MORE accountable, Michael Jackson or the parents that allowed their children to go to Never Land Ranch unsupervised for sleepovers?

1182. Have you ever been to:




Anywhere cooler?

1183. What 3 music videos should everyone download?

1184. If someone bet you ten dollars that you couldn’t sing the whole Gummy Bears theme song, would you be able to do it and win?

1185. Do you like Bjork?

1186. How about the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club?

1187. What do you think of Moby?

1188. What do you think of Alien Ant Farm?

1189. What do you think of the Flaming Sideburns?

1190. Do you believe that imps, trolls, giants, dragons, unicorns, etc. were real but became extinct?

1191. What sucks?

1192. What do you think of these diary titles?

Geologist to the Stars:

The Hussy Chronicles:


Napping in the Broom Closet:

1193. Do you ever think about suicide?

1194. Do you believe that Jesus Christ was a real person? How about Noah?

1195. What is one luxury you refuse to live without?

1196. What is one luxury you feel you could live without?

1197. Do you feel that you are high, medium, or low maintenance in a relationship?

1198. What do you think of these diarist names?




black dove:

1199. Do vegetables taste better from the store or from your garden?

1200. How long have you spent on this survey so far?

1201. Have you ever owned a record?
1202. In some states people want to make it a requirement that creationism (god made the world) be taught alongside evolution in high school sciences classes. What do you think of this?

1203. Should evolution also be taught in religious establishments like church or temple?

1204. Can a person believe in creationism and in evolution at the same time?

1205. You obviously like surveys since you are filling out a 5,000 question one. Do any of the following surveys sound interesting:

The Doors/Jim Morrison Survey:

The David Bowie Survey:

The Beatles Survey:

The Rocky Horror Survey:

The Labyrinth Survey:

The SLC Punk Survey:

The birthday survey:

So this is love, the survey:

The heartache/break up survey:

Creationism vs. Evolutionism Survey:

Opinion Survey:

World Trade Center Survey:

Halloween Survey:

Survey of Sin:

How evil are you? Survey:

The Roaring 20’s Survey:

Well, once, long ago, I created all those surveys. Now they are floating around in people’s diaries because the diary I had them in (Simply Surveys) was deleted due to disuse.

1206. Who did you get this survey from?

Say one nice thing about the person you got this survey from:

1207. Here is a list of priorities…



Close friends



Being true to yourself/self respect


Aesthetics (beauty in the world)





Leading an exciting life

Making a contribution to humanity

Being rich

Being famous

Having power


World peace

Accepting and understanding others

Finding yourself




What are your top three priorities from this list?

1208. Out of that same list what are your BOTTOM 3 priorities?

1209. How many hours of TV do you watch in an average day?

1210. Do you want to have a car, a house and 2.5 kids?

1211. What song, CD, or band is a ‘guilty pleasure’ for you (meaning you know it sucks but you like it anyway)?

1212. If you were going to vote for a candidate for president and then you found out that the person you were going to vote for is HIV positive would that effect your vote and why?

1213. Have you ever had an HIV test?

1214. What time do you:

Get up in the morning:

Eat lunch:

Do something active during the day:

Go to bed:

1215. Have you ever ridden a motorcycle?

1216. When you hear the word ‘biker’ what kind of person do you think of?

1217. Did your parents ever talk to you about sex?

1218. If your pet dies, you can now have it cloned for $50,000. How do you feel about this?

1219. Are you or would you be embarrassed about buying condoms?

1220. Do any of your clocks make an odd noise or play a song when the hour strikes?

1221. What are the things that make you go ‘Hmmmm….’ (remember that song?)?

1222. Are you a sinner?

1223. Are you naughty or nice?

1224. Is belly-dancing sexy?

1225. What celebrity would you love to be able to dance with?

1226. What is your favorite comic book movie?

1227. What movie would you recomend for couples to watch on Valentine’s day?

1228. Besides when you were little how many people have seen you completely naked and who?

1229. Is sex something that should be treated casually?

1230. Have you ever participate in an orgy?

If no, would you ever consider it?

1231. What song is in your head right now?

1232. What was the best day of your life like?

1233. What are you all about?

1234. You have won a contest where you get all these great prizes but you can only keep one for yourself and must give the others away to friends, family or whoever. Which one do you keep and who do you give the rest to:

A $5,000 gift certificate to radio shack:

A brand new yellow jeep:

An all expense paid vacation for 2 to Italy:

Lunch with N’Sync:

A lifetime supply of herbal essences shampoo:

A $1,000 check:

A palm pilot?

An autographed picture of Shakira:

Breakfast with kid rock:

A shirt once worn by Jonathan Davis:

One round of mini-golf with Sharon Osbourne:

A phone call from Robert Smith:

A brand new washer/dryer:

Free medical insurance for 1 year:

1235. Who do you think you might have known in a past life?

1236. Do you take vitamins?

1237. Do you prefer fake or real flowers around the house?

1238. Sometimes roses are pink, yellow, white or red. If you give someone a rose, does its color change the meaning behind it as a gift?

1239. What’s the most deadly thing you can think of?

1240. To-MAY-toes or to-MA-toes?

1241. Out of all your friends, family and the people you know who is the most:




Easily influenced:





1242. What’s the best live musical performance you ever saw?

1243. Have you ever had a ‘pregnancy scare’?

1244. Kelly Osbourne or Madonna’s version of “Pappa Don’t Preach”?

1245. Can you change a tire?

1246. Have you ever put your fist through a wall?

1247. When do you feel the most relaxed and able to be yourself?

1248. Do you have a place that is your own where you won’t show anyone else?

1249. Are you a part of any teams or clubs?

1250. Is cheerleading a sport?

1251. Do you believe that people should be able to choose death for themselves if they want to end their lives?
1252. Is there anything you morally object to?

1253. What would you never do for money?

1254. Applebees, the Outback, or TGI Friday’s?

1255. Which do you drink the most: juice, soda, milk, or water?

1256. What sport do you like to watch the most?

1257. What sport do you like to play the most?

1256. Do you write poetry?

1257. Are you aggressive?

1258. Have you ever fallen from grace?

1259. Does it bother you when a band you like gets really popular?

1260. Has anyone ever won you a stuffed animal?

If yes, did you name it after the person who won it for you?

1261. Can you go one week without cursing at all?

1262. What’s the best candy?

1263. Can you lick your own nose?

1264. What song would you like to hear spontaneously in a public place (like a store)?

1265. Do you ever make others feel unwanted?

1266. Do you think you have ever made others feel unwanted without realizing you were doing it?

1267. Are you very sensitive to what other people are feeling and how they will react to certain things?

1268. Have you ever climbed a tree?

1269. Do you feel somehow different when the moon is full?

1270. Who do you know that talks a lot but never really says anything?

1271. Is world peace possible?

1272. Who do you know that is making a huge life mistake yet you can’t stop them?

What’s the mistake?

1273. Do you plan to own a home or rent an apartment for most of your life?

1274. Would you enjoy going to a strip bar to see strippers (of whatever sex you find appealing)?

1275. Would you ever consider stripping in a sexual way for money?

1276. Would you ever consider being a nude model for an artistic life drawing class for money?

1277. What are 2 goals that you have?

1278. What are 2 negative traits that you have?

1279. Will these negative traits stop you from achieving your goals?

1280. Everyone knows that you are nice, fun, creative, and good but

what are 4 other positive traits that you have?

1281. How often do you daydream about your wedding day?

1282. If you were hiring someone for a job but could only ask him or her 3 questions in the interview what would you ask?

1283. If you were interviewing someone for the position of your new friend but could only ask 3 questions, what would they be?

1285. Wholesome – Conducive to sound health or well being; salutary: simple, examples: wholesome food; a wholesome climate, Promoting mental, moral, or social health: example: wholesome entertainment.

Do you enjoy wholesome activities (sports, cooking, beach, family time, zoo, museums, etc.)?

If yes what wholesome activity do you enjoy the most?

Are you a wholesome person?

1286. When was your first kiss and what was it like?

1287. Are you quiet and shy?

1288. Are you bitchy, cranky, whiny, miserable, depressed, needy, mean, flakey, shallow, obnoxious, inconsiderate, nervous, and/or stuck up?

1289. Do you come off any of these ways even if you aren’t really like that?

1290. Are you loud and unfriendly?

1291. Can a positive attitude/good personality make up for someone being less than beautiful?

1292. Ca
n being totally beautiful and hot make up for a negative attitude/bad personality?

1293.What are you seeking?

1294. Could you see yourself as a future nun/monk?

1295. Would you rather have a baby or get a pet?

1296. What mistake do you repeat over and over?

1297. What do you think of the restaurant Hooters?

1298. What are 5 traits that make someone ugly?

1299. Do you hate when people tell you to smile?

1300. Do you like the writing of Douglas Adams?

1301. Can “what you don’t know” actually hurt you?

1302. Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

1303. What people or objects would you describe as “pure”?

1304. Are you into bookcrossing (If you aren’t sure, check out http://www.bookcrossing.com)?

1305. Have you ever had a pen pal?

1306. Have you ever had a package pal (same as a pen pal but you send each other surprise gifts instead of letters)?

1307. Is there a particular word or phrase that annoys you?

1308. Is there an online game you like to play?

1309. What group of people is the most discriminated against in your opinion or experience?

1310. What do you like best about bras and underwear?

1311. Are you afraid of living in oblivion?

1312. Before you were born you got to pick your life from one of these. Which do you pick?

You are successful from the start, a musical genius, good looking, wealthy. You become a rock tar, get super famous, make your mark on the world and die at 27.

You are caring and compassionate. You love animals and adopt more and more as you grow older. You foster and nurture and care for them all of your life.

You sit home playing video games for 70 years.

1313. What is broken in your:







1314. Which one will you fix first?

1315. Tell me all your thoughts on god:

1316. What is the strangest note you’ve ever received?

1317. Of the following how many can be used to get in touch with you?



Voice mail


Cell phone

Snail mail

1318. Are you always available/easy to reach, or do you give people a chance to miss you?

1319. If you got pregnant or impregnated the person you are with now (hypothetical if there is no one in your life just now) would you lean more towards keeping, adopting out, or aborting the baby?

1320. If your partner in the pregnancy did not agree with how you felt and pressured you to change your mind or just went ahead with what he or she wanted to do against your wishes, would that affect your ability to continue your relationship with this person?

1321. Who should have the final say in the decision to have a baby, the woman or the man?

1322. If your boyfriend or girlfriend cheats on you for the first time, do you forgive him or her and take him or her back?

1323. What if it is your husband or wife that cheats on you?

1324. Who is more responsible for educating children, parents or schools?

1325. Are you into new age things?

1326. Are you very:



High strung?





1327. Do you perceive reality differently from others?


1328. If you asked someone, “Do you masturbate?” and he or she says, “No,” would you assume he or she was lying?

1329. What do you blame things on?

1330. Do you want to be naked and famous?

1331. Ice Cube or LL Cool J?

1332. What are your feelings about rap music?

1333. Cypress Hill or Roxy Music?

BSB or N’sync or NKOTB?

Debbie Gibson or Paula Abdul?

Eminem or Kid Rock?

Weezer or the Get Up Kids?

1334. If you could solve just one of the world’s problems what would you choose to solve?

1335. Would you make a good:


Visual artist?





Waiter or waitress?

Veterinary assistant?

Office manager?

Stage manager?

Actor or actress?

Sales girl or guy?

Pizza delivery girl or guy?

Film director?

Business man or woman?



Fire man or woman?


1336. Do you check condoms to see if they are expired before using them?

1337. Imagine you are in school and a person of the opposite sex you barely know asks you really nicely for a ride home from class (yes, you have a car). It’s out of your way. Do you say yes?

Let’s say you said yes. S/he hugs you. What is your reaction?

As you drop him or her off s/he hugs you again and thanks you for being such a nice person. What do you make of all this?

1338. Are you interested in post-apocalyptic (post-nuclear war) movies?

1339. What is the saddest movie you ever saw?

1340. What is the saddest thought you can think of?

1341. Who is the most horrible driver you know?

1342. Are you a sexist in any way?

1343. How often do you check your email?

1344. How often do you check your diary for notes?

1345. If you had to read a biography about someone, who would you pick?

1346. Which of your friends and relatives has the most interesting life story?

1347. What’s the matter with kids today?

1348. How do you feel about censorship?

1349. What was on the last CD you burned?

1350. What movie should be released on DVD but hasn’t been released yet?

1351. Have you ever wished for wings that work?

1352. Have you ever imagined that you are not really of this world?

1353. Did you have an imaginary friend as a child?

1354. Do you still have imaginary friends?

1355. Do you enjoy reading children’s books?

1356. Are you decadent?

1357. What would make you happy that money cannot buy?

1358. What would make you happy that money can buy?

1359. Where do you hang out on your spare time?

1360. Do you delight in minor euphoria?

1361. It’s (what time is it?) ______.

Do you know where your:

Mom is?

Dad is?

First boyfriend or girlfriend is?

Boy or girlfriend is?

Best friend is?

Soul mate is?

Wallet is?

1362. Who do you feel sorry for?

1363. What will you never say in front of your parents?

1364. Do you change your personality and behavior depending on who you are with?

1365. Are you waiting for marriage to
lose your virginity?

1366. What year were you born?

1367. What is your sign?

1368. What year did you/will you graduate from high school?

1369. Do you use moisturizer?

1370. On what parts of your body?

1371. Are the 70’s back in style?

1372. Do you read any magazines?

1373. Do you read before going to sleep at night?

1374. Are you a music maker?

1375. Are you a dreamer of the dreams?

1376. How do you feel about large corporations?

1377. How do you feel about people who are, “just doing their job”?

1378. Which would you watch of these choices:

Pitch black

The mummy

Pretty woman

1380. About what percent of the time do you feel good about yourself?

1381. Do you feel comfortable with other people (in social situations)?

1382. Do you have good friends/family relationships?

1383. How do you control your tension and anxiety?

1384. Are you able to meet the demands of life and function in society?

1385. Do you curb your feelings of hatred and guilt?

1386. Do you maintain a positive outlook?

1387. Does knowing you enrich the lives of others?

1388. What things do you cherish?

1389. To what extent do you value diversity?

1390. What fascinates you?

1391. Do you appreciate nature?

1392. If you could be someone else for a day who would you be?

1393. Would you ever consider ‘psychic surgery’ if you were ill?

How about voodoo?

Herbal remedies?

1394. How effective do you feel meditation is?

1395. How effective do you feel prayer is?

1396. How do you think that you (or anyone, for that matter) could pray without ceasing?

1397. Is religion a live option for you (that is, a possibility, something you are drawn to even if you have no belief)?

1398. What part of your body do you lavish the least attention and love on?

1399. How many clocks are in your house?

1400. What topics would you like to see more of on this survey?

1401. Do you like your movies and books to be more lighthearted or serious?

1402. What’s more important, first impressions or lasting impact?

1403. Order these areas of psychological health from what you need the least improvement in to what you need the most improvement in: physical, emotional, social, intellectual, environmental, spiritual

1404. Do you react appropriately to things and control your feelings?

1405. Do you have stable relationships?

1406. Do you need to be in a relationship to feel good about yourself?

1407. Which is the most clear and concise, your thoughts, your speech or your writing? Which is the least clear and concise?

1408. Are you always trying to learn new things?

1409. Do you feel at peace?

1410. Do you have strong morals and ethics that you believe in and adhere to?

1411. Are you over or under weight?

1412. Do you think of the needs of all humanity or just the needs of yourself and those you know?

1413. Do you recycle?

1414. Are you active in your community?

1415. Are you sensitive to the needs of others?

1416. Do you dress up to go to the mall?

1417. Have you ever been on anti depressants?

1418. Name a part of your body.

Give that part of your body a name.

1419. Is fourteen your lucky number?

1420. What could make you lose respect for someone?

1421. Is ignorance really bliss?

1422. What can be described as ‘even better than the real thing’?

1423. Are you jealous that dog can lick their own genitals?

If you could do that would you ever leave the house?

1424. What’s in your wallet right now?

1425. Do you write letters that you never send?

1426. Do you ever get the feeling people are laughing at you?

1427. Who’s the one person you’d like to drop a house on?

1428. Have you ever been swept off your feet?

1429. Tell me why you don’t like Mondays:

1430. In the Harry potter series the books seem to be getting darker and more serious with each new release. Do you like this change or do you prefer the story to be light?

1431. How often do you update your diary?

1432. What do you mostly write about in your diary?

1433. How many quizzes and/or surveys do you have in your diary as entries?

1433. How many forwards does your diary contain?

1434. What is your writing style like?

1435. How honest are you in your diary?

1436. Why do you write in your diary?

1437. Do you have a comet cursor on your diary description?

1438. Do you ever chat online?

1439. Have you ever met someone from online?

How’d that go?

1440. What’s your favorite horror:



1441. Have you ever caught a mistake in a movie?

1442. Have you ever seen that munchkin who supposedly hangs himself in the Wizard of Oz?

If yes, how/when should someone look for it?

1443. If you had to give yourself a letter grade (A, A-, B, B-, C, C-, D, D-, F) for things how would you grade yourself on:


Being a decent human being:

Being serene (calm, peaceful):


Anger management:

Creative thinking:


Being an original:

Knowing yourself:

Being true to yourself:

Getting along with others:

Liking yourself:

Admitting your flaws:

Self improvement:

1444. Are you kinky?

1445. How would you feel if twice a week you could wake up next to the person you love?

1446. Out of all the people you know who is most likely to be one of the great minds of our time?

1447. Have you ever been to:



A bar?

A house party?

A rave?

A goth club?

A punk show?

A hip hop club?

What sounds like the most fun out of that list?

1448. So far, have you changed around any of the questions on this survey?

1449. Are you crying on the inside?

1450. Are you afraid of the future?

1451. What will you dress up as this year for Halloween (if you celebrate it)?

1452. Do you think of some people as not worthy of being your friend?

1453. If you won $1,000 every week until you die, would you still go to school?

Would you still get a job?

1454. What’s the most difficult job you can think of?

1455. If you could decorate your room with any theme you wanted what would you pick?

1456. Of the following bands which would you be most likely to check out?

roxy music (70’s glam)

the magnetic fields (current indie rock)

kraftwerk (experimental electronic rock)

1457. You and your boy/girlfriend have been together 6 months or longer…. One day s/he wants to go to a strip club with his/her friends to hang out. It’s guys/girls night out and you aren’t invited. Would you be upset by this?

1458. Can a person avoid dying if he or she does not believe in death?

1459. If someone sings songs that they don’t write and they don’t play any instruments or mix the songs or have any creative input at all..Are they a musician?

1460. What do the following stand for:








1461. What does the world owe you?

1462. Do you read plays and books or just get the cliff notes?

1463. What do you want to get out of life?

1464. Do you know what is really important to you?

1465. What trend has been getting on your nerves lately?

1466. Do you forgive yourself when you make a mistake?

1467. What tiny little very small thing has made you hugely happy?

1468. Can you read body language well?

1469. Do you look people in the eye when you talk?

1470. Do you notice if they aren’t looking you in the eye?

1471. Are you alert to opportunities?

1472. Puppet Yoda or digital Yoda?

1473. Do you look like the person you want to be?

1474. Do you behave like the person you want to be?

1475. Some children were asked ‘how would you make your marriage work?’ One child, Ricky, age ten, said: ‘Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.’ Is this good advice?

1476. Do you visualize your goals and dreams?

1477. 4x + 3 = 15

What is the value of x?

1478. Do you keep yourself organized?

1479. Does anyone really win an argument?

1480. Have you ever had champagne?

1481. Do you strive for perfection?

1482. Name one thing you understand.

1483. Whatever it is are you afraid of it?

1484. Do you dislike being told what to do?

1485. If you had a cat would you have it declawed?

1486. Do you prefer lobster, clams, or crab meat?

1487. What do you think about guys who don’t wear underwear?

1488. What do you think about girls who don’t wear bras?

1489. Do you ask for what you want?

1490. What are you against?

1491. How many notes does your diary have?

1492. Ace of Base or Enya?

1493. What makes you feel awkward?

1494. Have you ever been to teenopendiary.com, and if yes, how does it compare to opendiary.com?

1495. If you were going to switch to another diary website, which one would you go to?

1496. Do you believe that certain books should be removed from high school libraries?

1497. How do you feel about gay and lesbian marriages?

1498. Can you rearrange the letters in your name to form any other words(check here if you aren’t sure http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/)


1499. What is the sexiest moment in a movie?

1500. Do you have a favorite stand up comedian?

1501. What did you think of the movie Black Hawk Down?

1502. What movie has the most surprising ending ever?

1503. What are you currently angry at?

1504. Who is harder to please, you or your lover?

1505. What is the most dramatic thing you have ever done for attention?

1506. What do you have issues with?

1507. There is a nuclear war and your fallout shelter has room and supplies enough for two. No one knows about the fallout shelter but you. Who do you choose to take in (Remember, the person you choose is the only person you will know in 5-15 years when you can come above ground again)?

1508. Do you have any fillings?

1509. What do you do when you are home alone that you cannot do when other people are at home?

1510. Have you ever had a near death experience?

1511. Do you read on the toilet?

1512. Are you afraid of a global nuclear war?

1513. If there was a global nuclear war would you expect to be a survivor?

1514. How often do people try to talk to you while you are in the bathroom?

1515. Have you ever swam in the ocean?

1516. Have you ever built a sandcastle?

1517. Do you feel comfortable in a bathing suit?

1518. What would be the best season of the year to get married?

What would be the best day?

1519. What are 2 things that the perfect ___ would do?






1520. If someone you loved was seriously miserable for a long period of time what would you do to help cheer him or her up?

1521. What was the best year of your life so far?

1522. When people are born is it predetermined whether they will be a good or bad person?

1523. What is your least favorite bodily function?

1524. Does the weather affect your mood?

1525. If you were underground for 5 years what would you miss the most?

1526. What do you think of the movie Blast from the Past?

1527. If you were on death row (if you don’t feel evil enough to really ever get there, imagine that you have been wrongly accused and wrongly convicted) what would you want your last meal to be?

1528. How would you want to die (electric chair, gas, lethal injection, hanging)?

1529. Who would you want with you when you died?

1530. What would your last words be?

1531. What is your favorite summer song?

1532. Has anyone ever broken a promise to you?

1533. Have you broken a promise to anyone else?

1534. Do you eat red meat?

1535. Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

1536. What would you consider a blessed event?

1537. What would you consider a miracle?

1538. Here’s a list of dead rock stars. How big of a loss to the music industry was each one?

Dave Williams:

Ian Curtis:


Rozz Williams:



Michael Hutchence:

Sid Vicious:

Jimi Hendrix:

1539. What are the most cruel words someone could say to you?

1540. Would you rather catch your parents in bed or have them catch you?

1541. If someone offered you $1,000 to cheat on your boy/girlfriend, would you do it?

1542. Would you rather date someone 3 years younger than you, or 15 years older?

1543. Would you rather like your guy/girl more than s/he likes you, or have him or her like you more?

1544. Which is better, the rush of kissing a new person for the first time, or the comfort of kissing the same person a hundred times?

1544. If you could read your boy/girlfriends mind, but only by letting him or her read yours, would you do it?

1545. Would you rather lose your bathing suit to a huge wave right in front of a cute lifeguard, or your whole family?

1546. Is truth sometimes stranger than fiction?

1547. Do you look back and laugh at things that hurt or were embarrassing at the time?

1548. Would you like to live in the Playboy Mansion?

1549. Have you ever looked in anyone’s wallet that wasn’t yours?

1550. What time and date is it?

1551. What song would you (or have you) sung karaoke?

1552. Do you run through the sprinkler on a hot day?

1553. Could you survive without:



Air conditioning:



A car:

1554. Would you ever consider shaving your head?

1555. What is one thing that will happen to you less than 24 hours from now?

1556. What age would you want to stay forever?

1557. What is the softest part of your body?

1558. What would make your day if it happened right now?

1559. What are you thinking about?

1560. Are you on:


The road to nowhere:

The crazy train:

1561. Do you say everything to people’s faces or do you talk behind their backs?

1562. What is gone that will never come back?

1563. What’s your biggest turn on?

1564. Have you ever made love in an elevator?

1565. Are you spiritually dead?

1566. What’s your favorite care bear?

1567. Do you like the music of Warren Zevon?

1568. Have you ever wanted a picture painted onto your car?

1569. Are you an alien in a red striped jumpsuit who plays guitar in a band?

1570. If you aren’t an alien in a red striped jumpsuit who plays guitar in a band then who is?

1571. How many private entries do you have?

1572. Are you clumsy?

1573. As you get older will you let your looks go or have plastic surgery?

1574. If you wear contacts or glasses would you ever consider laser eye surgery?

1575. What is the most expensive thing you own?

1576. What do you think of when you hear the word ‘cell’?

1577. Have you ever had goat’s milk?

1578. Do you care how Jennifer Anniston lives her life?

1579. If there was a ‘penny per page’ internet tax would you pay it?

1580. Do you treat your pets like family members?

1581. Have you ever eaten tofu?

1582. Do you believe that the ‘war on drugs’ is effective?

1583. What would you like to have 435 of (anything but money)?

1584. How many people know the password to your diary besides you?

1585. Do you like Calvin and Hobbes?

1586. Have you ever thought of deleting your diary?

1587. Have you ever thought of moving to OD+?

1588. Do 48 hours need 48 thrills?

1589. Who do you know that acts phony?

1590. Do you like American Pie?

1591. What is the last law you broke?

1592. Have you ever run away from home?

1593. Have you had a good feeling today?

1594. What was it?

1595. Did your parents pretend their was a tooth fairy and slip money under your pillow?

1596. If yes, how much per tooth?

1597. Is there a difference between art and crafts?

1598. Have you ever tried out for something?

1599. Did you make it?

1600. What’s your favorite lullaby?

1601. What’s on your key chain besides keys?

1602. How do you feel about endangered species?

1603. What was the last CD you bought?

1604. Do you like feather pillows?

1605. How about water beds?

1606. Who or what do you feel the deepest responsibility towards?

1607. How long is forever?

1608. Who is your favorite family member?

1609. Who would you be afraid to have angry at you?

1610. Does this survey feel like it will never end?

1611. Have you ever eaten any kind of food off of someone else’s body?

1612. Do you like the direction your life is going in?

1613. Are you a traditional person?

1614. Have you ever felt like the victim of societal injustice?

1615. What feelings or thoughts do you repress?

1616. What makes you feel ecstatic?

1617. What was your biggest mistake in the past three months?

1618. York Peppermint Patti or Reece’s Peanut butter Cups?

1619. What are your feelings, if any, about Hugh Hefner?

1620. What is your specialty?

1621. Have you ever had a stalker?

1622. Have you ever been a stalker?

1623. Ideally, how far would you like to live from your nearest neighbor??

1624. What would you do if a teacher accused you of cheating when you really weren’t?

Or if that doesn’t apply to you..

What would you do if a manager accused you of stealing when you really weren’t?

1625. What store would you most like a $10,000 (about 5900 British pounds) gift certificate to?

1626. What would you most like to reincarnate as?

1627. What’s in your undie draw…besides undies?

1628. How many languages can you say HELLO in?

1629. If your whole country had to listen to you talk for ten minutes what would you talk about?

1630. Do you have a guardian angel?

1631. Do you smoke?

1632. Who is more successful, Bill gates or Mother Theresa?

1633. What band T-shirts do you own?

1634. What is your favorite thing that is red?

1635. Have you ever worn mismatched socks on purpose?

1636. Do you check nutrition labels?

1637. Most Mcdonalds value meals are about 1,500 calories (the amount of calories an average person needs in one whole day) and over 1,000 of those calories are from fat. What do you think about this?

1638. If you could delete someone’s diary would you if:

They didn’t agree with you?

They were rude/obnoxious to you?

They wrote rude entries?

1639. Have you ever worn:

A dress or a skirt if you are a guy?

A tie if you are a girl?

1640. Do you trust people at restraunts who handle your food that they aren’t doing anything gross to it while you can’t see them?

1641. How do you wear your hair each day?

1642. Have you ever worn:

A gas mask?

A blindfold?

1643. Would you be willing to go hang gliding?

1644. What is the difference between a man’s button down shirt and a woman’s button down shirt?

1645. Have you ever taken a lock of someone else’s hair?

1646. Have you ever given anyone a lock of your hair?

1647. If you had a locket what would you put inside?

1648. Is blood a turn on for you?

1649. Have you ever written anything in your own blood?

1650. Have you ever drank, slurped or licked someone else’s blood?

quality do you value most highly in others?

1669. What is your opinion of the current political climate in your country?

1670. In some high schools attendance of pep rallies is mandatory. How would you feel in this situation?

1671. Could you possibly fall in love with a prostitute?

1672. What do you think of these names:







1673. What is one situation you want to avoid ever happening to you?

1674. Low fat or fat free?

1675. Are you cowardly?

1676. Do you ever feel less than fresh?

1677. Whose number is 867-5309?

1678. Have you ever written something on a bathroom wall?

1679. When was the last time you fell down in public?

1680. Are you more aggressive or mellow?

1681. What have you done with your self to keep your life worth living?

1682. What is the most incredible thing you can do?

1683. Do you bury your pets, flush them, or throw them away?

1684. Do you get embarrassed when someone shows off baby pictures of you?

1685. Who has made the biggest sacrifice for you?

1686. What’s your favorite thing that is yellow?

1687. Do you take any vitamins or drugs?

1688. What’s the coolest HTML code you know?

1689. If you had to change your diary name what would you change it to?

1690. Do you want to grow old with someone?

1691. Do you ever read entries titled ‘leave notes’?

1692. Do you ever read entries titled ‘please read’?

1693. Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons?

1694. Have you ever played Magic the Gathering?

1695. Have you ever played Vampire the Masquerade?

1696. Have you ever played Risk?

1697. Of the above mentioned four games which one is most appealing to you?

1698. What have you complained for so long about having to do that you could’ve accomplished it by the time you were finished complaining?

1699. When was the last time you went out of your way to be cheerful and friendly, even when you felt like punching everyone around you?

1700. Do you treat others better or worse than yourself and why?

1701. How will tomorrow be like today?

1702. How would you react if a stranger pinched your bottom?

1703. When was the last time you went on a date?

1704. Have you ever ridden a horse?

1706. What is almost over?

1707. What should you be doing that you are putting off?

1708. How much would you have to change physically before you would no longer be yourself anymore?

1709. How much would you have to change mentally before you would no longer be yourself anymore?

1710. Would you rather be famous or notorious?

1711. Would you rather have a necklace that’s dripping with diamonds or a blueberry farm?

1712. Could you take first place in a beauty contest?

1713. Who is the biggest hypocrite you know and why?

1714. Would you consider yourself to be more opinionated or bitchy?

1715. How long is it until your next day off?

1716. What sound is annoying you right now?

1717. Imagine you’re taking a vacation with 4 people.

Who are they?

1718. The five of you travel by plane. Suddenly your plane crashes down over snowy mountains. The pilot and the air crew and all the other passengers die.

The only way for you to survive is for one of you to get eaten by the others. Who will it be?

1719. Anorexia and obesity are two life threatening eating related disorders. Why is it that when it is discovered that someone is an anorexic they are rushed to the hospital, but when someone is obese they are not rushed to the hospital?

1720. Who is your favorite smurf?

1721. Why do you do things that you know are bad for you?

1722. How important is testing to education?

1723. What food group do you eat the most of (bread and pasta, meats and eggs and fish, fruits and vegetables, milk and cheese, sugar and butter)?

1724. Who is the most adorable person you know?

1725. If you had to spend a half hour locked in a dark closet with someone from school or work that you don’t normally hang out with who would you want it to be?

1726. How often do you masturbate in a week?

1727. In the USA people work a full third of the year for the government, due to taxes. How do you feel about this?

1728. Should people be allowed to use cell phones in their cars?

1729. Have you ever been in the room while a human baby was born?

1730. Have you ever been in the room while an animal baby was born?

1731. Did you see the video The Miracle of Life in school?

1732. How do you feel about having a baby?

1733. Have you ever had a tooth pulled?

1734. Who are you waiting for an email/call/note/visit from?

1735. What are you counting the days until?

1736. What is the greatest temptation for you?

1737. How do you resist it?

1738. Who is your knight in shining armor?

1739. If you were walking and someone behind you yelled “HEY YOU!” would you turn around?

1740. Do loud noises make you tense?

1741. Has anyone ever told you that your epidermis was showing?

1742. Would you rather work or stay home with the baby?

1743. Would you rather have people agree with you all the time or tell you the honest truth?

1744. Will you/have you gone to your high school reunion?

1745. What do you think of your yearbook picture?

1746. Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer?

1747. If you ever were to visit Hershey Park, the theme park based on the chocolate candy, would you enjoy going to the spa where you can be treated to a whipped cocoa bath, a milk and honey bath, or simply a chocolate fondue skin wrap?

1748. If someone asks you to read a poem they wrote, will you really take your time to try and understand what they wrote and tell them what you think or just read it quickly and tell them that its really good?

1749. Do you feel that if a coincidence occurs it means something?

1750. Were you beautiful as a child?

1751. Do you think that it is okay for a homosexual or a woman to become a priest?
1752. Which would you rather give up forever, religion or sex?

1753. What comes to mind when you think of these places:







1754. What does your favorite bumper sticker say?

1755. Have you ever taken a shower with another person?

1756. What bath toys do you have, if any?

1757. Would you rather propose to someone you love or would you rather be proposed to by someone you love?

1758. How can you reject someone nicely?

1759. What kinds of diary names make you interested enough to check out the diary?

1760. What do you think are three common passwords people use to secure their diaries?

1761. Pick an object in the room.

Give that object a name.

1762. What is the quickest way to make you blush?

1763. Do you usually feel that you deserve it when other people compliment you?

1764. If you were to start your own business what kind of business do you think it might be?

1765. What is one of your pet peeves?

1766. What question do you get asked too frequently?

1767. You notice a ring is priced $40.00, but the cashier only charges you $10.00. Do you mention this to the cashier?

1768. Could a kiss on the ___ be considered cheating?







1769. Would it bother you if your lover occasionally flirted with others?

1770. How long has it been since you last played truth or dare?

1771. Should people who are living now be obligated to do things that will make the world better for people who will live 100 years from now?

1772. Imagine you have a dream in which someone you care for acts mean to you. Is it possible you will still be angry with this person when you wake up?

1773. Have you ever left someone a note with a picture in it?

If yes, how do you do it?

1774. What do you fear more, death or pain?

1775. Are the questions still interesting this far into the survey?

1776. Do you like the cartoon Inspector Gadget?

1777. You know how Gadget wears the same outfit all the time, and his closet is full of outfits that are exactly identical to the one he wears? If your closet was full of just one outfit that you had to wear everyday what would it be like?

1778. Would you rather time travel to the future or the past?

1779. Would you rather know how the world began or how it will end?

1780. Would you rather meet your ancient ancestors or your great great great great great great grandchildren?

1781. Out of these 4 which is most important (1=most, 2= second most, 3 = 3rd most, 4 = least)?

Curing diseases such as aids, cancer:

Preserving wildlife areas:

Ending terrorism:

Building colonies in space:

1782. In your opinion should every child be entitled to a good education?

1783. What news item are you tired of hearing about?

1784. Speaking of 9/11 the anniversary is coming up. What will you be doing?

1785. If this were a recipe for you, how would it go?

2 cups:

1 cup:

1/2 cup:

A pinch of:

A dash of:

Mix well and bake until:



1786. Which of the following would YOU be more likely to survive:

A fall from a 3 story building

Driving a car into the water

1787. What philosophy was manifested in the communist manifesto?

1788. Who is your exact opposite?

1789. Would you rather have serenity or insanity?

1790. What do these phrases mean?

Moulin Rougue:

Le voyage sur le bateau:

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir:

1791. What is the longest distance you have ever walked?

1792. The ancient Greek philosopher Plato believes that beauty truth and justice all basically mean the same thing. What are your feelings about this?

1793. How did you first begin to assert yourself as independent from your parents?

1794. If you had a magic bracelet, would you use it to gain luck, money, health, creativity or love?

1795. What would you do if every time you used your magic bracelet something bad would happen to someone else?

1796. This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be that she fell in love with him then and there, although she didn’t even see him after the funeral ended. A few days later, the girl killed her own sister.

What is her motive for killing her sister?

1797. Have you ever intentionally hurt someone’s feelings?

1798. What do you think of Franz Ferdinand?

1799. What do you think of the band Modest Mouse?

1800. What do you think of Morrissey?

1801. How many smurfs can you name?

1802. Do you keep track of your life using a planner or calendar book?

Would you be lost without it?

1803. Have you ever fully eradicated a bad habit that you had?

1804. Where do snowflakes come from?

1805. What do these latin phrases mean?

Et tu Brute:

Congito ergo sum:

1806. You’re writing a story.

The super hot (guy or girl?):

is about to kiss (who):

Just then they get interrupted by (what):

and somebody screams, (what):” “

but it is too late. Fortunately (who):

walks by and does something (what):

and they all live (how):

ever after.

1807. The radio is playing U2, The Defects, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Pointer Sisters, Staubkind, and Dr. Dre. on different stations. Which band are you most likely to listen to?

1808. How do you feel about the tsunami that killed over 100,000 people in December 2004?

1809. What is the difference between madness and brilliance?

1810. Write any random sentance here:

1811. Say the sentence you wrote out loud. Did anybody answer?

1812. Turn on your TV if it’s not on already, what channel is it?

1813. If you were to hit redial on your phone right now, who would it call?

1814. Hit edit paste on your browser and paste the last thing you copied here:

1815. Miracle on 34th street, original or remake?

1816. Have you ever been in a parade?

1817. Why don’t people just walk up to each other and become friends?

1818. Do you turn the base up all the way in your car (or would you if you had acar) and blast the music?

1819. Do you care if what you do annoys others?

1820. What keeps you from being happy?

1821. If you could go back in time and talk to yourself five years ago what would you say to yourself(You can only stay in the past for FIVE MINUTES so make it COUNT!)?

1822. Write a surreal (Having an oddly dreamlike quality) sentance:

1823. Can you talk for one hour without using the word ‘like’?

1824. Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

1825. Say something nice about:



your dad:

your mom:

the one you love:

1826. Questions from random movies:

Why is it that a fly can’t bird but a bird can fly?

You know what people are liking at night?

1827. What is your favorite movie that Denzel Washington has been in?

1828. What websites are addictive to you?

1829. Who do you love so much that you would clean live maggots out of their garbage pail just so that they didn’t have to?

1830. Who do you think will read all 5,000 of your answers to this survey?

1831. Out of everyone reading your diary, how many people know your first name?

1832. When you die and your tragic story is a human intrest spot on the news will you want your friends and family to say you were the greatest smartest and kindest person ever…or tell the truth?

1833. Have you filled out an organ donor card?

1834. Who do you never want to end up like?

1835. How many oxymorons can you think of?

1836. How many years old is your diary?

1837. How could today get any worse?

1838. What will you never ever do again?

1839. What’s the most terrible lie someone could tell you?

1840. Would you ever wear vinyl pants?

1841. What was the last thing that you printed out?

1842. What would you say to Flavor Flav if you saw him walking down the street?

1843. What are you dependant on?

1844. What do you look forward to each day?

1845. What did you think of the Columbine shootings?

1846. Did you take lessons as a kid? what?

1847. What’s the best song to listen to after a break up?

1848. The radio is playing Poison, Inxs, the Psychadelic Furs, Dio, and Matchbox 20 on different stations. What do you listen to?

1849. Do you know what it’s like to take care of someone else?

1850. Would you rather take care of someone or be taken care of?

1851. What is the worst 80’s song in your opinion?

1852. What song makes you so happy that just want to dance and dance and DANCE?

God, does it even matter if you think you “can’t dance?”

1853. What has been your most beautiful magical memorable cloud nine manic ecstatic incredibly happy bouncy air-light moment of this life???

1854. According to Depeche Mode, “Everything counts in large amounts.” According to the Crow, “Nothing is trivial.” Do you believe this is true?

1855. Are you enjoying this thrilling lucious roller coaster ride of a life as much as I am?

1856. Do you know how improbable it is that life exists at all?

1857. Are you kind to strangers?

1858. Do you go out of your way for other people?

1859. Make a promise:

1860. Will you keep it?

1861. What do you think of the author of this survey?

What’s my gender?

What’s my age?

What bands do I like(you must have SOME idea by now)?

Anything else??

1862. What makes something “literature”? Also, what makes something “art?”

1863. Why are you even doing this survey?? Doesn’t it TELL you something that you have NOTHING BETTER TO DO than fill out a 5,000 question survey???

1864. Has answering thes
e questions been a learning experiance for you (writeing them certainly has been for me)?

1865. Have you ever been so happy you could cry?

1866. Do you know that the one you love is the one you will spend the rest of your life with??

1867. Have you ever asked yourself, ‘Is there any more to life than this?’

1868. What did you answer yourself?

1869. Do you let the restrictions of society restrain you?

1870. Or are you just too full of life to be stopped??

1871. We are spinning on a bright blue bulb that is bursting with life. How could you possibly feel alone?

1872. Is there something you’d like to try?

1873. What makes your heart smile and your skin get all tingly-ish?

1874. How long has it been since you danced the night away?

1875. Are you willing to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to get the most out of


1876. Are you willing to give the very best most beautiful part of yourself to the world?

1877. Is there love in your heart?

1878. Do things tend to go your way more often when you’re happy?

1879. What do you do while everyone sleeps?

1880. What is one thing you will you never ever ever get any more of?

1881. What’s your favorite short story?

1882. Have do you feel about beauty pageants?

1883. If it ain’t broke (say anything but ‘don’t fix it’):

1884. What is your favorite DIY related website? (mine is probably http://www.homeofthesampler.com)

1885. Do you bruise easily?

1886. In William Shakespeare’s play, “All’s Well That Ends Well,” the character Parolles makes an interesting speech about virginity, saying that “Virginity by being once lost may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it is ever lost…To speak on the part of virginity is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible disobedience…virginity murders itself; and should be buried in highways, out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese; consumes itself to the very paring, and so dies with feeding his own stomach. Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of self-love, which is the most inhibited sin in the canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but lose by’t…” What do you think of this?

1887. Would you prefer to stay in a motel, hotel, inn, lodge, or resort?

1888. Have you ever gone scuba diving?

1889. What kind of bread do you like?

1890. Do you usually behave the way you want to?

1891. How does the idea in your head of what you want to be like match up to the reality of what you are like?

1892. Do you realize that in 111 questions this survey will have more questions than there have been years since christ was born?

1893. Are your air and water as pure as you want them to be?

1894. Would you ever visit an insect zoo?

1895. Can you enjoy life without stimulants (coffee, ciggarettes, drugs, alcohol)?

1896. How many hours do you sleep every night?

1897. Is this survey your friday or saturday night date?

1898. I go crazy when I’m without _______.

1899. Can you do the robot dance?

1900. How much thought do you put into your dance moves?

1901. Are you able to recognize patterns, habits, routines and break out of them?

1902. What takes your breath away?

1903. What did you do today that you regret?

Will you ever do it again?

1904. Is happiness something to be achived and sought after or is it something to be retained and held onto always, no matter what happens?

1905. Would you rather live in a world of perfection or do you like the world the way it is?

1906. Is a frightning world an interesting world to live in?

1907. What gives people depth and character?

1908. What band, together or not would make you want to JUST FLY after seeing their show?

1909. Speaking of flying, can you fly?

How do you know? Have you tried?

1910. Recently a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich in which some people saw the image of the Virgin Mary sold on ebay for $10,000. What do you think of this?

1911. Who is the next person you will hug?

1912. Where was your last vacation to?

1913. Where was your last car ride to?

1914. Where was your last bus ride to?

1915. Where did you last walk to?

1916. What is the worst band in the universe?

1917. What is the next book you want to read?

1918. What are the 3 most useless items on the planet?

1919. What gives you a peaceful feeling?

1920. Do you ever stay up late watching infomercials?

Did you ever BUY anything from an infomercial?

1921. Are you a light sleeper?

1922. Are you a toys R us kid?

1923. Are you part of the mile high club?

1924. Do you like:

pena coladas?

getting caught in the rain?



making love at midnight?

health food?


the feel of the ocean?

1925. What was the funniest way that you ever misheard the lyrics to a song?

1926. What have you never seen anything lovlier than?

1927. Have you ever painted on a:





sun catcher:



1928. If you believe in heaven are there seperate heavens for different animals (kittie heaven. dog heaven, bird heaven, etc)?

1929. If you could build your body from scratch using the parts from different celebrities who would you combine?

1930. If you could build your perfect match from scratch using the parts from different celebrities who would you combine

1931. Avril Lavigne or Michelle Branch?

Vanessa Carlton or Britney Spears?

1932. When you sleep next to someone do they fall asleep first usually or do you?

If they do, do you watch them sleep?

1933. How many people have a piece of your heart?

1934. What are your day dreams about?

1935. What is your usual breakfast?

1936. How quickly are you willing to take drugs to numb pain?

1937. Finish this sentence. I pity the fool that:

1938. Can you think of three adjectives that DO NOT apply to you even a tiny bit?

1939. What do your salt and pepper shakers look like?

1940. When was the last time you hurt yourself?

1941. Would you rather never have to sleep but also never be able to dream or just leave things as they are?

1942. Have you ever had your car towed?

1943. Have you ever used kool-aid to dye your hair?

1944. Would you rather be naked and famous or dressed and non-famous?

1945. What band or singer do you believe started rock and roll?

1946. Think of an object that is shaped like your body:

1947. If yo
u had a large black vase-pot-thing in your house what would you put in it?

1948. Where would you like to live when you want to start a family?

1949. Would you rather live in the city, suburbs or the country?

1950. Were you parents born by the year 1950?

1951. Would you ever participate in a ‘sock hop’?

1952. Once there was a green house and inside it was a white house and inside it was a red house and inside it was a bunch of little brown babies. What are we talking about? Solve this riddle.

1953. Have you ever built something?

1954. What is the hardest thing to face each day?

1955. Who’s voice irritates you like fingernails on a blackboard?

1956. What is your favorite plant?

1957. What simple things in life do you appreciate?

1958. Have you ever read a book by Tom Robbins?

1959. Are you more of a maker and giver, or a taker and user?

1960. What do you contribute to society?

1961. Do you take naps?

1962. Do you have any cavaties?

1963. What is the differance between art and fine art?

1964. Do you believe that there has been a man on the moon?

1965. What music makes you so happy you could burst?

1966. What do you think of the band They Might be Giants?

1967. Would you ever go into a sex shop?

1968. If you had to choose would you rather go into a sex shop with your mom or your dad?

1969. Do you buy holiday gifts early or at the last minute?

1970. What do you want to do today?

1971. You see a girl in a long ruffled off white dress carrying a bag painted with a sunflower and playing a ukelele while twirling around the cafeteria.

What is your first reaction?

Could you become friends with this girl?

1972. Let’s just say your school team is on a winning streak. One of the cheerleaders cheers both for your team and the other team during games. Does it make you angry?

One day you ask her why she does it and she says that, “It’s just so much fun, no matter who wins.” What do you think of that?

1973. Do you laugh when there is no joke and dance when there is no music?

1974. What would the perfect pair of socks look like?

1975. What is the longest you have ever gone with out sleeping?

1976. Have you ever had a halucination?

1977. Are you generally happy?

1978. Are you a

sore loser?

sore winner?

1979. Were you an 80’s baby?

1980. What’s in the room with you right now that you can’t see?

1981. Do you ALWAYS thouroughly wash your hands after going to the bathroom?

1982. If someone else were to describe you what would you hope they would say?

1983. What is the sound of one hand clapping?

1984. You are filling out a 5000 question survey. What would you rather be doing right now?

Why aren’t you doing it?

1985. Do you prefer carnivals, festivals, circuses, parades or fairs?

1986. Are you useful?

1987. Are you a:







1988. What is the dirtiest habit you can think of?

1989. What kind of person will you ABSOLUTELY never date?

1990. What were you doing at ten fifteen last saturday night?

1991. Do you ever need ‘quiet time’?

1992. What are you made of?

1993. What does ‘you are what you eat’ really mean?

1994. What was the last thing you counted?

1995. Do you think it is harder for a parent to outlive their child or for the child to lose a parent?

1996. Do you believe in psychic ability or is it a sham?

1997. What is your favorite classic rock song?

1998. Who are you anyway?

Are you your resume?

1999. When are you the most insecure?

2000. Who would your fantasy threesome involve?

2001. Can you believe that we have only gotten through two fifths of this survey so far?

2002. What is your opinion of Dave Coulier?

2003. If you were to a write a Choose Your Own Adventure book, what would it be about?

2004. What was your best find from a flea market, garage sale, ebay or thrift store?

2005. What do you not have enough money for right now?

2006. Do you believe that Teras for Fears were right when they said, “Everybody wants to rule the world?”

2007. What is the design on your beach towel?

2008. What stirs something deep and animalistic inside you?

2009. Have you ever cross dressed (even as a joke)?

2010. Do you own anything with a rainbow on it?

2011. What would be the worst object for a child to take on a long car ride with you?

2012. What’s the Best Beatles song in your opinion?

2013. Why do you suppose that diary sites are more popular with females than males?

2014. What do these color combinations remind you of:

orange and pink:

pink and green:

green and gold:

purple and gold:

gold and red:

red and white:

blue and grey:

2015. What is one selfish thing you tend to do?

2016. When do you think technology will catch up with the Jetson’s?

2017. What made you laugh today?

2018. Do you ever stick your entries in any of the diary circles?

2019. Can you freestyle rap?

2020. Are you:




2021. Do you find you self only buying brand name products?

2022. Would you ever want to buy an article of clothing or an acessory because you saw a celebrity wear it?

2023. What song do you feel the sexiest dancing to?

2024. Who do you know who looks silly when they dance?

2025. Sweaty sex or clean sex?

2026. Which is more important to you: being kind or being right?

2027. Can you do any special dances like swing, tap, or ballroom?

2028. Are you scared of monsters?

2029. Who would you like to remind people of?

2030. Do you walk to school or do you bring your lunch?

2031. Rate your skills from one to ten (10 = you are the best at it):


making friends:

working with computers:





talking other people into things:


living life to the fullest each day:



cleaning up after yourself:

playing poker:

surviving in the woods:

managing your time:

attracting the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer)?

2032. Have you ever been to an indian reservation?

2033. What is going to happen tommorrow that you can celebrate, even if it’s a little thing?

2034. Do you save things for special occassions or is everyday a special occassion?

2035. What is one thing you are terrible at:

2036. What’s your favorite:

rap song:

country song:

industrial song:

cover song:

punk song:

odd song:

2037. What do you get your teacher or your boss for the holidays?

2038. Do you like to read books by Virgina Wolfe?

2039. What is your favorite tv show from when you were a kid?

2040. What is now proved was once only imagined. – William Blake.

What do you imagine?

2041. What has been passed down through at least two generations to you?

2042. Do we live in a particularly bad age for romance?

2043. Have you ever cheated on someone?

Do you believe that once someone is a cheater they can never be trusted?

2044. Have you ever gone:

christmas caroling?

pumpkin picking?

on a hay wagon ride?

on a romantic valentine’s day date?

to a new year’s eve party?

to a memorial day parade?

to the Macy’s thanksgiving day parade?

to search for gold coins on st patrick’s day?

2045. Have you ever done any modeling?

2046. Would you consider yourself to be psychologically damaged?

2047. How aware are you of the reasons behind your actions and words?

2048. What is the sickest you ever drank or drugged yourself?

2049. Would you prefer it if clothing was optional?

2050. What is one interesting fact about you:

2051. Are more people depressed because they are alone, or are more people alone because they are depressed?

2052. Have you ever gotten a mug, t-shirt, key chain, etc. that was personalized with your picture?

2053. What was the last thing that you experienced for the first time?

2054. If you were going to die tomorrow and you were leaving a postcard for someone to read after you were gone what would it say?

2055. If you were about to be executed what would your last request be?

2056. What kinds of people do you find intimidating?

2057. How much conviction do you have in your feelings and beliefs?

2058. In your house where is the:

crazy glue?


2059. Out of everyone you know who has the most personality?

2060. If you could go back in time to experince a musical movement or era, which one would you choose to live through?

2061. Do you suffocate people with your love?

2062. Do you feel your life is charmed?

2063. What character do you identify the most with from Winnie the Pooh?

2064. When do you do your best thinking?

2065. What motivates you?

2066. Look back at all the people you’ve dated. Has there been a pattern?

2067. Things change but what will always remain the same for you?

2068. Is divorce something you would ever consider or do you feel that marriage is permanantly binding?

2069. What’s the strangest movie you ever saw?

2070. If you could go into virtual reality and set up your life there to be perfect and it would seem real but not be real would you trade your life now for the virtual life?

2071. Does it seem like life is more difficult for you than for anyone else?

2072. What are you grateful for?

2073. What was a choice that you didn’t want to make but you had to?

2074. Have you ever had dental surgery?

2075. At what point exactly are you grown up?

2076. If there was a weightloss procedure that would destroy your ability to taste food so you wouldn’t be tempted by junk food, would you have it done?

2077. What is one thing that happened that you never expected?

2078. If you called one of your friends and they said “It’s nothing personal but I don’t want to talk to anyone right now,” would you take it personally?

2079. What is your favorite girl’s name?

2080. Do you ever feel guilty for being more fortunate then others?

2081. If you had to wear a shirt with one word on it for a year, what word would you choose?

2082. What is evian spelled backwards?

2083. You drop 10 pounds of feathers and a ten pound bowling ball off the top of the same building. Which will hit the ground first?

2084. Even though you may never get what you want, are you happy because you’re trying?

2085. If you started a petition what would it be about?

2086. When was the last time you asked someone to do something and they said no?

2087. Do bad things happen to you on friday the 13th?

2088. What’s your favorite:

Madonna song?

John Lennon song?

Michael Jackson song?

Doors song?

Rolling Stones song?

David Bowie song?

Elvis song?

2089. If you had started a relationship with someone and they said that it would be best if no one knew about it just to see how it goes, would you be offended?

2090. Do you know any self defence?

How about CPR?

2091. If you had to look into a mirror and see your naked soul stripped of all delusions and pretenses (Never ending Story style)could you handle it?

2092. Are you a genius?

2093. How did you find out that Santa Clause wasn’t real?

2094. Which is your favorite tarot card?

2095. Does the internet seperate people or connect them?

2096. Have you ever written a letter to a soldier?

2097. Does pain and fear make you feel alive?

2098. Are you:

good looking?





2099. Are you deciseive or wishy washy?

2100. Do you feel pop stars should be morally responsible to set a good example for their fans?

2101. Are you an optimist?

2102. If you were in the Breakfast Club, which character would you be?

2103. Who do you have no respect for?

2104. Is the plural form of cactus cactuses or cactii?

Is the plural form of penis penises or penii?

2105. What does your favorite coffee mug look like?

2106. Have you ever gotten hurt at a concert?

2107. What age do you think it is most difficult to be?

2108. Do you like to be considered wierd or different?

2109. Do you think you could handle a day in jail?

2110. Is your body an amusement park?

2111. Are dj’s obsolete?

2112. What is the best liquid in existence?

2113. What is turning out better than expected?

2114. Who is the most overbearing person you know?

2115. Who does it surprise you that you are close to?

2116. Apparently Eminem got booed at the MTV music video awards because he was making fun of Moby onstage. What do you think of this?

2117. Close your eyes. What do you see?

2118. What’s the best Van Halen song?

2119. What do you picture when you hear the word “Puritans?”

2120. Have you ever been on a trampoline?

2121. What do you use batteries for the most often?

2122. What do you find thrilling?

2123. Porch swing. Sunrise. What else could you ask for?

2124. Do you like William Shatner’s cover of Mr Tambourine Man?

2125. Where’s the sexiest place to have a piercing?

2126. Do you get panic attacks?

2127. How long does getting dressed to go to a club take you?

2128. What is Adam Ant’s best song?

2129. Does your body need improvement or is it just fine?

2130. Does watching MTV or reading beauty magazines make you feel bad about yourself?

2132. What is the most romantic movie ever?

2133. Do you think that woman are treated as second class citizens of this world?

2134. What would you do if you were at a dance club with your signifigant other and he or she got into a fistfight with someone?

2135. Has anyplace ever asked you to leave?

2136. Have you ever been openly kicked out?

2137. Are you permanently banned from anywhere?

2138. Who is your favorite movie director?

2139. What topic do you hate to talk about?

2140. Are you looking forward to the remake of Willie Wonka and the Chocolate factory or do you think it could never be as good as the original?

2141. Do you enjoy the band Ministry?

2142. What is your coziest article of clothing?

2143. What is your favorite word to say?

2144. Does your name and your signifigant other’s name feel like one word to you?

2145. Do you like the band the Buzzcocks?

2146. Can you tell when other people are lieing?

2147. Do you like to wear glitter?

2148. Would you prefer to wrap your own presents or have them all giftwrapped?

2149. Where do you go when you want to meet new people?

2150. What is the best first sentence to a book, in your opinion?

2151. Should fun or safety come first?

2152. Does mind over matter work for you?

2153. What’s the most weight you ever lost in one year?

2154. What are your feelings about punk and goth?

2155. Did you ever write something when you were high and then looked at it sober and realized that it was nonsense?

2156. How often do you shave:

(guys) your face?

(girls) your legs?

(girls) under your arms?

2157. What word do you often hear people misuse?

2158. Have you ever used somebody?

2159. Are you paranoid?

2160. What is the best music video of all time?

2161. How many Shakespeare plays have you read all the way through?

2162. What was the deepedst religious or spiritual experiance you’ve ever had?

2163. What is it like to be you today?

2164. Do you like to play games?

2165. Have you made any good friends on this diary site?

2166. Have you met anyone from open diary?

2167. What have you done lately that gave everyone something to talk about?

2168. Do you get along with people who annoy you, disagree with you, dislike you, and hate you?

2169. When you ask for something do you make a request or a demand?

2170. Who are you a bad influence on?

2171. Who are you a good influence on?

2172. Who is on your christmas list this year?

2173. How many other people do you know of that are doing this survey?

2174. Have you ever intentionally had a one night stand?

2175. Do you tend to get car sick?

2176. What is the legnth of your hair?

2177. Do you like to listen to techno music?

2178. Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color?

2179. What do you think of these diary names?


suffer victim:

With A Purpose:



The Phallic Stapler:


2180. What do you think of these entry titles?

Lesbians … as far as the eye can see:

Why Avril Lavigne sucks:

Call On Jesus:


WeLCome To The JungLe!:


Should i get an abortion?:

2181. What do you find beautiful in an atypicaal way?

2182. What would you PHYSICALLY fight someone over?

2183. What was the last thing you were invited to?

2184. What do you like

2185. Have you ever drank:



2186. Do you plan your outfits ahead of time, pick them out the morning of, wear whatever was on the floor, or wear what you slept in?

2187. How long have you ever gone without changing your





2189. What item should not be shared?

2190. How do you keep control of your temper?

2191. If you could gain all of your dreams by giving a family member (little brother) to the goblin king who
would turn him into a goblin, would you?

2192. Do you like to listen to Duran Duran?

2193. Do you ever feel the need for MORE than life has to offer?

2194. What is your favorite children’s story?

2195. Do you think that adult books should have more pictures?

2196. What was your all time low?

2197. Do you make up songs and sing them to yourself when you’re alone?

2198. Do you like to listen to the Smashing Pumkins?

2199. Do you see the expression of emotion as weakness?

2200. Are you prepared in case of chemicle, biological and nuclear attacks?

2201. Do you have a favorite song by The Cure?

2202. Are there things you’ve never told for fear that others would judge you?

2203. Do you have a favorite Glen Miller song?

2204. Can sex ever be casual?

2205. Who was the last person to let you down?

2206. Do others feel that you expect too much of them?

2207. Did you forgive the last person who hurt you?

2208. Does one bad deed outshine many good deeeds?

2209. Would you like to go on television to receive a make-over?

2210. What will no one ever see you do?

2211. Are you quick to anger?

2212. Are you slow to forgive?

2213. Do most people around you have a positive attitude?

2214. What do you need help with?

2215. Do you know a lot about geography?

2216. Do you take the easy way out of things?

2217. What is your favorite fabric to wear?

2218. Would you finish this survey if it went up to 10,000 questions?

2219. Would you rather visit the dessert or the rainforest?

2220. What does Domo Oregato Mister Roboto actually mean?

2221. Do you still make a wish when you blow out your birthday candles

2222. Make a wish now:

2223. Do you look for four leaf clovers?

2224. What are you the guardian of?

2225. Do you treat people differently based on their appearance?

2226. Are you for or against censoring child pornography?

2227. Are naked child images in paintings more acceptable than photographs of naked children?

2228. Now that we can create such lifelike digital images, do you think it should be allowed for digital child pornography to exist (as in there were no children involved in the porn, it is all digitally made, the kids aren’t real, they just look real)?

2229. Do you like wheel of fortune or jeopardy better?

2230. Are you a fan of the Clash?

2231. How do you feel about Jerry Orbuch’s passing on?

2232. What celebrity are you dreading the future death of?

2233. Are you a fan of Joy Division?

2234. If you were going to ‘make over’ your diary what theme would you give it?

2235. What is your favorite tarot deck?

2236. How do you feel about file sharing (especially movies and music)?

2237. How do you feel about wicca and paganism?

2238. Do you believe that people who practise the above religions are able to accomplish magic?

2239. If you were given the opportunity to lead a creative writing program for a small group of students in a high school with a low budget in generally poor neighborhood, would you do it?

2240. If you could pick anyone who would you want living next door to you?

2241. If you were a tarot card which one would you be?

2242. Should high school cafeterias stop serving twinkies and other fatty foods?

2243. Would you rather that McDonalds took a lot of fat out of their fries even if they wouldn’t taste as good?

2244. Do you neglect your friends when you have a signifigant other?

2245. Do you think that an advertisement for a cake decorating set would make good song lyrics?

2246. Would a band that used this ad for song lyrics take off or just fizzle out?

2247. Are you more practicle or imaginative?

2248. Can you see beautiful colors without closing your eyes?

2249. What are the four best songs or bands to listen to while making love?

2250. What do you believe in?

2251. What band is so romantic that anyone who listens to them must be romantic at heart?

2252. Are you a fan of Roxy Music?

2253. Can you ever say something that hasn’t been said or do something that hasn’t been done?

2254. When was the last time you were up all night?

2255. Do you enjoy wasting time?

2256. Why do people use safe notes?

2257. Have your gods and idols let you down?

2258. Is a place in the country your ideal?

2259. Have you ever developed a photograph?

2260. Have you ever courted anyone?

Has someone courted you?

2261. What do you waste?

2262. Have you ever silk screened a t-shirt?

2263. Is there anything that you tend to make that most people usually buy rather than make themselves?

2264. When was the last time that you were neither going to school or working for a month or more?

2265. Is alcohol an excuse you use to be yourself for a while?

2266. What is your light at the end of the tunnel?

2267. Speaking of the light, is the light that people see when they die the random firing of electrons or is it something more?

2268. Do you ever step back thinking of life’s inner meaning and your latest fling?

2269. Can anyone guess what band/song I am listening to right now?

2270. When was the last time you were embaressed?

2271. If you were going to have amural painted in your bed room what would you want it to be of?

2272. Is sex more about fullfilling a need or giving yourself?

2273. Do you like your belly?

2274. Do you think more or act more?

2275. Do you ever think about the price of gasoline?

2276. What is the healthiest food to eat?

2277. Have you ever read:

Jonathan Livingston Seagull?

Ender’s Game?

Memnoch the Devil?

2278. Should there be a mandatory retirement age?

2279. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done on impulse that worked out well?

2280. List everything you have eaten in the past 24 hours:

2281. Do you listen to your intuitions, feelings and tingly sensations?

2282. Do you know a lot about the city you live in and do you think it’s important to know a lot about it?

2283. If you were at the Everything in the Whole Wide
World museuem what would you want to see first?

2284. Have you ever read:

Lost Souls?

The Shining?

Damnation Game?

Pearl Harbor?

2285. Do you have any excercise tapes or dvds?

2286. Do you own a pair of lucky underwear?

2287. You’ve been feeding a wild cat but it’s annoying your neighbors. You can not adopt it but youu must get rid of it. Which is kinder, taking it to a no-kill shelter that will keep it in a cage for the rest of it’s life or having it put to sleep?

2288. Can you spell “mouse” without singing it (at least in your head)?

2289. What’s a word people should use more often?

2290. What is the longest word you can type using only the top (letter) row of the keyboard?

2291. Do you listen to other people’s advice?

2292. Would you ever consider putting your entire cd collection on your hard drive and thn selling the cd’s?

2293. What do you think of this survey so far?

2294. What is one question that hasn’t been on this survey yet but should be?

2295. Does ‘liberty and justice for all’ mean for all americans or all people?

2296. What do you believe that you think EVERYONE should agree with?

2297. Does the sound of crickets bother you?

2298. Is the sound of a fan on at night soothing?

2299. How do you feel you will likely die?

2300. If you were going to run away where would you go?

2301. Who is the hottest celebrity you can think of?

2302. Have you ever been to the following diaries(on opendiary.com)? If yes, what do you think..if no, then based on the name, does it sound interesting to you?





A tinfoil valentine:

Burning River:


2303. Do you ever get so nervous that you can’t even think?

2304. Do you sing when there is no music?

2305. Would you rather cast a spell or say a prayer?

2306. Why does the US dollar bill have a pyramid on it?

2307. Who was the best political leader in history and why?

2308. What was the first sex toy you ever used?

2309. If you hated a book, would you burn it?

2310. What are your feelings about pornography?

2311. What are your feelings about people who are against pornogrophy?

2312. If you could dance with anyone in the world right now, who would it be and what song would you dance to?

2313. What is your favorite flavor of schnapps?

2314. Finish this sentence your own way. There are two types of people in the world…

2315. What have you saved since elementary school?

2316. Have you ever won an award?

2317. Are you more:

good or evil?

wise or foolish?

safe or dangerous?

satisfied or envious?

honest or decietful?

faithful or perfidious?

sane or mad?

strong or weak?

enigmatic or plain?

aggressive or peaceful?

brave or timid?

humane or cruel?

critical or appreciative?

temperamental or calm?

sad or happy?

normal or unusual?

2318. How do you feel about Terri Schiavo?

2319. Do you feel more connected to the sun or the moon?

2320. Do flaws make people interesting to you?

2321. Who is your favorite historical figure?

2322. White bread or wheat bread?

2323. Would you rather never have sex again or have sex once with a walrus?

2324. Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive?

2325. What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?

2326. What is your favorite pick-up line?

2327. Do you usually do things fast or right?

2328. What will the most common halloween costume be this year?

2329. What was it last year?

2330. Is love a choice or something that can’t be helped?

2331. What is youur preffered method of birth control?

2332. Is there someone you see everyday (or sometimes) that you would like to hug and talk to but you just don’t know them well enough?

2333. Are you or have you ever been in a band?

2334. Here are 4 statements about me. Only one of them is true. Which one is it?

a. I lost my mind doing drugs.

b. I’ve been arrested before.

c. I have 9 cats.

d. I have a children’s book published.

2335. What do you think of the smashing pumpkins?

2336. Would you wear a thong bathing suit in public?

2337. Hello I love you won’t you tell me your name?

2338. If you had to be surgically attached at the hip for two years to either Britney Spears, George W. Bush or an ugly creepy troublesome but nice troll, who would you pick and why?

2339. Let’s assume that there is a “meaning of life,” a reason for humans to be here on this planet. Would you give up both of your legs and one of your arms if it would mean everyone else would learn the meaning of life?

2340. If you could meet God and talk to him for 5 hours, -or- find out whether or not there is intelligent life on other planets and make contact with them, which would you pick and why? (Note: If you meet God, you will never find out if there is intelligent life on other planets, so you can’t ask God if aliens exist. Also, you would get no proof that you had talked to him or her. And finally, if God doesn’t exist then you don’t get to meet him or her!).

2341. Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, or the Breakfast Club?

2342. Before you read this question, pick a person from your life, any person. (You have to be thinking about someone before you continue!). Would you rather have the ability to watch that person for one hour per day, or would you rather have that person watch you for one hour per day? Who is it and why? (you pick the hour – they don’t know that they are being watched – it’s like there are invisible TV cameras following them around)?

2343. Would you rather be guaranteed to have your dream job or never be heartbroken?

2344. Have you thought about death today?

2345. What is your favorite breakfast?

2346. What is your favorite classic movie?

2347. Gold or silver eyeshadow?

2348. Are you the life of the party?

2349. Do you wish you were?

2350. Sdrawkcab daer uoy nac?

2351. If you realize that a student at your school or a colleague from your job has plagerized part of their work from the internet. What do you do?

2352. What does your computer look l
ike when you aren’t looking at it??

2353. If you aren’t looking at it, how do you know it’s still there when your back is turned?

2354. If you hit an animal with your car would you get out to try and make sure it was okay?

2355. If it was someone’s cat (collared with address) would you knock on their door and appologize for hitting the cat?

2356. How do you feel about the people who are teased in high school sueing the bullies who teased them for emotional damage?

2357. Do you have an interest in any of the following:



marilyn manson:

trench coats:

the mafia:




that doom game:

2358. Do you believe that people live in their own worlds or realities or do you think we all share the same world/reality?

2359. Do you believe that Nazism was a characteristically German thing, or do you think a similar type of government could spring up in any country?

2360. Is your diary in the internet archive wayback machine (http://www.archive.org/web/web.php


2361. When do you get your most peaceful and satisfying sleep?

2362. What thought gets you out of bed in the morning?

2363. Do you get along better with guys or girls (as friends)?

2364. What does tx81z stand for?

2365. How many points is the letter Z worth in Scrabble?

2366. In poker, which hand is better: four of a kind or a straight?

2367. What is the official language of Australia?

2368. On what continent would you find British Columbia?

2369. Have you been to homestarrunner.com?

2370. What promise could you never keep?

2371. No cat has 8 tails.

Every cat has one tail more than no cat.

How many tails does every cat have?

2372. What are you a member of?

2373. If you and your mate were stranded at sea on a scuba diving trip like in the movie Open Water, how would you survive?

2374. Do you feel confident that you would know what to do under emergency circumstances?

2375. Have you ever been stood up?

2376. Use a similie to describe yourself.

2377. Good. Now use a metaphore.

2378. Have you ever had an unusual piercing?

2379. Have you ever experianced culture shock?

2380. Imagine you were trapped in one of the world trade center towers on 9/11/01. Who would you call and what would you say to them in those last few minutes?

2381. Do you ever go to school or work when you feel like you do not look your best??

2382. Does doing this effect your whole day?

2383. What was the last movie you watched and what did you learn from it?

2384. Do you believe that everyone who doesn’t believe in your religion is going to hell?

2385. What is the best thing about winter?

2386. Do you ever shovel your neighbor’s walk?

2387. How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?

2388. Have you ever looked back at someone you loved and wondered ‘what attracted me to THEM?’

2389. What do you think of Drew Barrymore?

2390. Name one thing you refuse to ever do.

2391. Nmae one place you refuse to ever go.

2392. Do you think people see you more as who you are or what you are?

2393. Pick 3 random letters:

Now think of the first 3 things that pops into your head that starts with each letter.

2394. Do you dress more revealing or more to cover up?

2395. What does it take to be a ‘real gentleman’?

2396. Where would you go if you were going somewhere you don’t usually go?

2397. On the first sept 11th anniversary, the new york lottery’s winning numbers were 9,1 and 1. Do you believe this is fate, coincidence or a conspiracy/plan?

2398. Have you ever noticed that there is a lie in the middle of the word believe?

2399. When (and if) people (or animals) go to heaven, do they become angels?

2400. What is your most important body part?

2401. Does love come from the brain, the heart or elsewhere?

2402. Have you ever given a shot?

If not, do you think you could give one to a loved one if you HAD to?

Do you think you could give one to yourself?

2403. Can you lick your elbow?

Come on, didja try?

2404. If i was going to be talking to you for 10 minutes, what would be something really intersting you know a little bit about but would like to know more??

2405. If today was a holiday, what would it be?

2406. If you were amking a mix tape what would you HAVE to have one it?

2407. What do you think of the Sopranos?

2408. Can you name three good things about the society you live in?

How about three bad things?

2409. Have you ever had a crush on your teacher?

How about your boss?

2410. What is the differance between acting like someone in high school and acting like an adult?

2411. What is the differance between a whopper and a whopper jr?

2413. Do you like:


Run DMC?

the Cure?



the Pet Shop Boys?


Red Hot Chilli Peppers?

Nick cave?

The Pixies?


The Juice Crew?

2414. Have you ever seen a movie in 3D?

2415. How difficult do you think it is for immigrants to come into your country?

How difficult is it for them to become citizens?

2416. Do you have what it takes to go live in another country, maybe for years, where you don’t speak the language as your first language?

2418. have you ever died in your dreams?

2419. Do you like

Douglas Adams?

Kurt Vonnegut?

Tom Robbins?

Philip K Dick?

Orson Scott Card?

2420. What clothing size are you?

What size do you wish you were?

Did you know that Marilyn Monroe was a size 12(and lotsa people think she’s HOT)?

2421. Does science leave room for faith?

Does faith leave room for science?

2422. What book should our political leaders read and why?

2423. Why and under what circumstances are people more likely to buy brand names ragher then thier generic counterparts?

2424. What is your favorite glass object?

2425. Do you like to window shop?

2426. Have you ever loved someone so much it just turned to hate?

2427. What is arrogance?

2428. Are you more liberal or conservative?

2429. When there is a presidential election in the USA why d
o we never hear anything about the third party candidtes? Do you even know who they were last time?

2430. Are you more likely to buy one really nice expensive outfit or a couple of cheap outfits?

2431. If you could, would you wear everything once, throw it out and buy something new?

2432. Do you believe that people have a responsiblity to be:

good to other people?

good at their job?

helpful to the earth(not litter, recycle)?

aware consumers(not buy animal tested products, not buy products that were made in sweatshops, etc)?

non-wasteful (not spend their money frivolously when they could save it to help others)?

charitable (donatine money, volunteering)?

Which of the aabove are you?

2433. How do you feel about the internet?

Should there be laws and censorship on the internet?

2434. Can you think of any questions that aren’t already on this survey?

2435. Does sleep seem like a little death to you?

2436. Have you ever seen(and if yes, what did you think of):

Joy Ride?

Ghost World?

Monsters Inc?

Queen of the Damned?

Office Space?

2437. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn’t real?

2438. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet?:

Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?:

2439. How many lovers have you had?

2440. Have you ever had surgery? For what?

2441. What puts you in the mood for sex?

2442. Have you ever been on alcohol or drugs while at school or work?

2443. What do you think of Martha Stewart?

2445. What do you think of:

British people?





French people?


2446. What do you do to cure the hiccups?

2447. What is the FIRST thing you do when you come home from school or work?

2448. Are you a slob?

2449. Do you have a good work ethic?

2450. Are you a pack-rat?

2451. Do you roll your eyes alot?

2452. Do you prefer b-sides or remixes?

2453. What makes the world go ’round?

2454. Is Blink182 punk or pop?

2455. Do you remember Fat Albert?

2456. Do you take things slowly, as they come?

2457. Are you laid back or tense?

2458. Are you insecure?

2459. Imagine you aare working in a soup kitchen. You are supposed to give each person on the line a half a cup of soup. When hungry people come up to you do you just end up emptying the cabinets for them?

2460. Why can’t ywe give ourselves one more chance?

Why can’t we all just get along?

2461. What bands do you want to see live that you have never seen?

2462. Do you like raunchy songs (like that lick ny neck, lick my back, lick my pussy, lick my crack song)?

2463. Do you think that the Beatles are still the Beatles without John Lennon?

Would you want to see the Sex Pistols without Sid Vicious?

Did you think that the members of Nirvana were smart to reform as the Foo Fighters instead of trying to stay Nirvana after Kurt’s death?

2464. Do you like the band Squeeze?

2465. When you are angry or upset do you know you’re being irrational but you can’t really stop?

2466. Is there room in your life for one more trip to the moon?

2467. Where are they now:

Your first best friend in elementary school?

your first crush?

your first boy/girlfriend?

your first love?

your first lover?

2468. Do you have a lot of self pity?

2469. have you ever had something really good come out of something really bad that happened to you?

2470. Do you like magnetic poetry?

If you could make a magnetic poetry set:

what would be the theme?

What would some of the words be?

2471. What is one of your secret delights?

What gives you a cheap thrill?

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?

2472. Have you ever misinterpreted song lyrics in a funny way (I used to think that ‘wake me up before you go, go’ was ‘wake me up and buy me cocoa’)?

2473. What are the most popular/overused diary names?

2474. Are you under pressure?

2475. How well do you know yourself?

2476. Is ‘soul’ such an old fashioned word?

Is ‘love’?

2477. Name a person you love:

How do you love them? Let’s count the ways…

2478. Does your place have a lawn gnome?

2479. Do you ever wonder, ‘why me’?


2480. Is rap a form of poetry?

2481. What’s the differance between a player and a baller?

2482. What imagery do you get from the words ‘woodsmoke and herbs’?

2483. How many days until your birthday?

2484. have you ever MEANT to hurt anyone?

2485. What are 3 things you don’t know?

2486. Do you usually feel physically well or unwell?

2487. Would you ever submit your picture to be ‘rated’ on one of those ‘hot or not’ websites?

2488. Why are there hardly ever any fat people in movies?

2489. Is there any differance between what’s real and what’s for sale?

2490. Are you funky?

2491. Do appologies always make things all better?

2492. Let’s just say that there is a huge ass bomb that can blow up the Whole Planet..it is set to blow up in 100 years. You can push the button to stop it but if you do you Will die. You only have this one chance to stop it. Do you stop it?

2493. Let’s say someone else found the button to stop it instead of you. Do you think it is their moral obligation to save humanity at the expense of their own life?

2494. What’s the silliest name you can think of?

2495. It’s the middle of the night and you are home alone. Someone knocks on the dorr and says their car breoke down and asks to use your phone. What do you do?

2496. If a cop pulled you over and asked if he could search your car what would you say?

2497. Are you meek or nasty around cops?

2498. If you were me and I was you then where would we be?

2499. What has been the greatest invention so far?

2500. We are at question 2500. Do you REALIZE what this MEANS??!!!

2501. what image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity…..?

2502. Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER?

2503. If you HAD to go to one of the following concerts, which would it be:


Vanilla Ice


Milli Vanilli



2504. Do you believe in manifest destiney?

2505. Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think ‘well, maybe…’ and actually forward those damn things?

2506. Let’s say there are 2 schools.
one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school?

Imagine that in the boys school fifteen boys sign up for calculus. In the girls school only five girls sign up for calculus. Should the girls calculus class be disolved and replaced with an easir one?

2507. Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat is genetically altered (in lots of cases it is!)?

2508. What does this world need?

2509. Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value?

2510. If you drink what kind of drunk are you?

2511, Do you ever ‘convieniently’ forget something you don’t want to remember?

2512. If you have any cousins are you close?

2513. Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)?

2514. What was the first movie you got on dvd?

2515. If you’re sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?

2516. have you ever called a:

psychic hotline?

suicide crisis line?

sex line?

dating line?

2517. have you ever placed a personal ad anywhere?

2518. Do guys look good in make up?

2519. What are 5 things you don’t care about?


2521. What ‘issue’ do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view?

2522. What age do you hope to live until?

2523. Do you like to tie others down during sex?

Have you ever been tied down?

2524. Do you own any “toys”?

Do you ever use them?

2525. Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way?

Have you ever spanked anyone else?

2526. Do these questions make you uncomfortable?

Do you like that feeling?

Does it turn you on?


Which one do you need to reaad?

2528. What do your socks look like?

2529. Which of these really famous music artists started their career as a mime:

Alice Cooper

David Bowie

Bruce Springsteen



Frank Zappa

2530. Does love float away if you let go?

2531. Do you think that most people in today’s society are:












having fun?

comming up with new ideas?

able to think for themselves?

able to really connect with others?

If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is?

2532. Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive (think Freud)?

2533. Speaking of Freud, did you know he was on drugs (think cocaine)?

2534. Do you trust psychology as a valid science?

2535. ID: In Freudian theory, the division of the psyche that is totally unconscious and serves as the source of instinctual impulses and demands for immediate satisfaction of primitive needs(sex, food, agressive behavior, drugs, alcohol, yelling, anger, fighting).

SUPEREGO: In Freudian theory, the division of the unconscious that is formed through the internalization of moral standards of parents and society, and that censors and restrains the ego.

So, which one do you express more, your ID or your SUPEREGO?

2536. Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed?

2537. Can you complete any of the following lyrics:

I stop and I stare too much, afraid that I care too much…

You’re a new and better man, he helps youtounderstand,He does everything he can, he’s….

Took the needles from my arms and put them to the sky…

Top Gun shut down your Firm like Tom Cruise….

Don’t you take it so hard now, And please don’t take it so bad….

2538. How about these?

From around the way, born in ’73, Harcore B-boy named…

And this feeling shivers down your spine, Love comes in colors I can’t deny….

Before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath, stopped, and replied….

When I want you in my arms, when I want you and all your charms, whenever I want you all I have to do is…

Silly games that you were playing, empty words we both were saying…

2539. Have you ever been to see a ballet?

2540. What is the differance between Satan and Pan?

2541. What should a poem be or do if it is a sucessful poem?

2542. When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to?

2543. Are you an orgasm addict?

2544. Are you a sugar junkie?

2545. WHAT are you DOING?

WHY aren’t you marching in line with the rest of them?


Do you only hear what you want to?

2547. Are you anal-retentive?

2548. In and Out

Over and Under

Around and ???

2549. What was the last thing you returned to the store?

2550. Why ask why?

2551. What is your favorite song or artist that is:



new wave:


2552. What are your feelings about:


Van Gogh?





2553. Who else can you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science?

2554. Who can you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought?

2555. Why is it called ‘coca cola’?

2556. Would you ever buy a Ford car?

2557. Donald or Daffy duck?

2558. What is the most memorable thing about Pee-Wee Herman?

2559. Lease or buy a car?

2560. Have you met Real Talkin’ Bubba?

Do you love him to death?

2561. Have you ever been in a situation where you weren’t sure if you were seducing or being seduced?

2562. Can you ‘pinch an inch’ on your belly?

2563. Have you ever been to:

a temple?

a bar?

a massage parlor?

2564. Would you ever want to visit Thailand?

2565. What culture are you fascinated by?

2566. Have you ever worn a cape?

2567. What is the difference between ‘nude’ and ‘naked’?

2568. What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)?

2569. What makes you who you are?

2570. How do you search for meaning in life?

2571. If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you?

2572. You are alone with your lover’s diary. What do you do?

2573. You read some and find out that a whhhiiillle back your lover had a crush on someone else, but you two were together. You both still hang out with
this person. What do you do?

2574. Are you an old fart?

2575. What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid?

2576. Why don’t people have more fun?

2577. Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing?

What pet?

What article of clothing?

2578. Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable?

2579. Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society?

2580. Is it nap time yet?

2581. Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world?

2582. Do you like trains?

2583. What’s in Hungary?

2584. have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back?

Has someone ever held you back?

2585. What do you think of the term, ‘organized religion’?

2586. What do you think of the name ‘Orson’?

2587. What frustrates you?

2588. Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew..

2589. Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick?

Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks?

2590. Are you ill?

2591. Where were you the night of…..oh hell, last night?

2592. Do you pronounce the ‘er’ sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)?

2593. Do you drink only 100% juice?

2594. Do you remember the bills you have to pay…or even yesterday?

2595. What duck?

2596. Do you collect coins?

How about stamps?

2597. wHAT’S the best way to learn a new language?

2598. Is god in you?

2599. Are you in god?

2600. Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting?

2601. Do you think cell phones cause cancer?

Are cell phone users more likely to get into car accidents?

Do cell phones really interfere with a plane’s navigation equipment?

Are cell phones immune from computer viruses?

Can using a cell phone at a gas station spark a fire?

2602. What makes a guy see a chick as less of a cute little girl and more of a woman?

2603. What is it about football that makes people want to watch it?

2604. What is the best show on tv?

2605. Are you more of a tape dispenser or a stereo speaker and why?

2606. What do you think is overrated?

what is underrated?

2607. Can spiders ump?

Did you interpret that as ‘jump’ or ‘hump or ‘bump’ or other?

2608. What’s the matter with adults today?

2609. Have you ever worked ‘off the books’?

2610. Have you ever worked 9-5?

If not do you think you ever will?

2611. Do men or woman make better bosses?

2612. Do you believe that people should more up through a company or that the higher up positions should be filled by people hired from outseide the company?

2613. Why is it that no one seems to care about their job?

2614. When I go into a store, why doesn’t anyone know anything about what they are selling?

2615. Have you ever seen those people that get that blank, lost expression when they go into a store and kinda shuffle along like zombies?

Do you wonder how they got up, dressed themselves, and made it to the store in the first place?

2616. When did you/will you graduate college?

2617. When will Eminem stop whineing about his bad childhood and move on??

2618. I am drug free. Are you drug free?

2619. I have piercings and am getting tattoos. Do you have either?

2620. Can you REALLY say that your way is the right way?

maybe there is a different way for everyone?

2621. What do you think of the song ‘Imagine’?

2622. Can you think of any reason i might have written this, other than I am bored with too much time on my hands?

2623. What is the purpose of art?

How about movies?


2624. Do you think that anything has lost it’s value because it’s become too ‘commercial’? What?

2625. Have you ever been promoted?


2626. What do you call your private area? Does it have a nickname?

2627. What parts of your body are shaved?

2628. What is a peachclam?

2629. What is the american dream?

Is it the same as your dream?

2630. Do you need to be right all the time?

2631. There was a sculpture that was supposed to be displayed for a week in the Rockafeller Center in NYC of a falling woman – designed as a memorial to those who jumped or fell to their death from the World Trade Center. It was complained about as grotesque, innopropriate and describe as ‘not art’

What do you think?

It was taken down early because it was seen as ‘offensive’. What do you think about that?

The artist, Fischl, said in a statement. “It was a sincere expression of deepest sympathy for the vulnerability of the human condition. Both specifically towards the victims of Sept. 11 and towards humanity in general.”

Are people just too sensative? Or maybe people are NOT sensative ENOUGH to the idea that others may have different views from them (or from the majority)?

She these different, opposing or offensive views be allowed to be expressed freely and openly?

Why or why not?

2632. What letter’s sound do you like the best?

2633. What is one movie charater you identify with and why?

2634. Do you act the same when you are alone as you do when people are watching?

2635. Why is everyone so obssessed with superheros?

2636. What cliches do you hear over-used the most?

2637. Do you handle inconvieniences well?

2638. Are you a fan of Jackie Chan?

2639. Is a promise a big deal?

2640. What is your place in the universe?

2641. Once some scientists dug up a woolly mamoth, frozen in ice. It was still completely whole, not rotted or fosilized. The scientists decided to have a dinner party. It was a very posh affair. they served roast woolly mamoth steaks, the rarest meat in all the world. So, if you were invited, would you have eaten it?

2642. What are 3 things you DON’T want to know?

2643. It seems to me that a lot of people don’t value their lives, or life in general very highly. Why do you suppose that is?

Are you like that?

2644. Do you celebrate the harvest moon?

2645. Do you believe in out of body experiances?

2646. Why does so much depend

upon a red wheel barrel

glazed with rain water

beside the white chickens?

2647. Why do so many people get jobs that they dislike?

2648. Do you think that in THIS world, being creative is a handicap?

Why or why not?

2649. Do you ever get chills or shivers during movie
s? What movies?

2650. Do you believe in the collective unconsiouss(that people are like onions..the outer layers are individualistic and the deeper you go the more similar we all are)?

2651. Do you think that most people have the qualities you look for in friends/intimate relationships or do you feel alienated?

2652. Are you very critical:

of others?

of yourself?

2653. Is there such a thing as expecting too much?

2654. Would you rather take an hour lunch break or skip lunch and get out of work early?

2655. Do you believe that happiness is equal to




something good that happens?

an attitude you have inside no matter what happens?

2656. Can you control your emotions?

have you ever tried?

2657. Imagine you are 34 weeks pregnant. You are healthy and you didn’t have any major problems in your pregnancy.

Would you consider flying from the UK to Germany, which takes one hour, whithout a bad feeling that something could go wrong or the baby decides to come out earlier?

2658. How long do you think it would take you to jog a mile?

2659. Word assciation:










2660. Picture a triangle:

Quick! What color is it?

Picture a square.

Quick! What color is it?

Picture a circle.

Quick! What color is it?

Why do you think you saw these shapes as these colors?

2661. What things are endless?

2662. Are you ever subtle?

2663. Because we don’t know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood…some afternoon that’s so deeply a part of your being that you can’t conceive of your life without it?

How many more times will you watch the full moon rise?

How can you fully appreciate these moments, every moment, when it all seems limitless?

~Paul Bowles

except from The Sheltering Sky

2664. Do you never have an ordinary day?

2665. Do you embrace every single thing you’ve never known?

2666. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a satanist?

2667. Can stress sometimes be good?

2668. Write something random, just whatever flows out of your head without thinking. Forget punctuation just try to type as fast as you think:

2669. Are you a musical snob?

How about a film snob?

2670. When you were in school did you learn to think or repeat?

2671. Do you have everything you need to be happy?

If not, what is missing?

2672. Would you take a very casualy dropped ‘maybe I should just kill myself’ as a warning ssign?

2673. What does the word ‘ironic’ mean? Can you give an exaple of an ironic situation?

2674. What did you see today that was beautiful in an ordinary way?

2675. Have you ever been on the edge of the night?

2676. Do you feel oppressed in some way?

2677. Who do you think shot JFK?

Who do you think shot Martin Luthar King?

Why do you think they got shot?

2679. Are you aware that although only about 14 percent of the american total population is black, that about 70 percent of the people in jail in america are black?

Why do you think that is?

What conclusion can you draw based on this?

2678. Do you think that the culture you live in is completely open to all ideas and forms of expression?

2680. What do you think of the character (muppet) on sesame street that has aids and should this kind of a theme be explored in children’s television?

2681. Are you dyslexic?

2682, Can you construct a bong out of:

household objects?

an apple?

your cat?

2683. Starwars, star trek or star gate?

2684. Windows or mac?

2685. Do you start conversations or wait for other people to start them?

2686. How many phallac symbols can you think of?

2687. Would you but tickets to see the top ten american idols sing live?

2688. A bird may love a fish…but where would they live?

2689. Are you a hologram or a misfit?

2690. How are you oriented sexually?

Do you agree with the people who say that everyone is bi-sexual even if they don’t want to admit it?

2691. If you are the only human on the planet of the apes do you have sex with an ape?

2692. If you aare making out with a sex someone and you reach down and find they have a fish tail instead of legs do you still fool around with them?

2693. Does superman wear kryptonite condoms?

2694. Do you know exactly where you are?

Do you know the meaning of it all?

Do you know the distance to the sun?

Do you know the echo that is love?

2694. Do you believe you are:





2695. What are you doing this weekend?

2696. Do you believe that black people should get money to make up for their previous enslavement?

Do you believe that all oppressed people should get money to make up for their oppression?

2697. What’s a quagmire?

2698. Is philosophy a science or can everyone have their own philosophy?

2699. Are you a big fish in a small pond?

2700. Would you like to read an entire novel written in stream of consiousness form?

2701. What does ‘equal’ mean?

2702. Do you believe in the phrase ‘all men are created equal’?

What about woman?

2703. Have all persons been specifically ‘created’?

2704. Are all persons exactly equal?

2705. Or do they just have equal rights (in theory)?

2706. Does art reflect society or does society reflect art?

2707. Are you living under a little black raincloud or a ray of sunshine?

2708. What do you wonder about?

2709. What is better..being single and free or being in love and responsible to another person?

2710. What vitamins do you take?

2711. In checkers..red or black?

2712. Is The Crow a great movie?

2713. Do you wear all black frequently?

2714. Do you ever call yourself a poet, artist, or musician?

Has your writing been published, your art been hung in a gallery or your band been signed?

Does it matter?

2715. When insects get into your house, do you kill them or catch them and take them ouside or leave them alone and let them live with you?

2716. Name at least one person who’s birthday is in:













2717. Which would you consider to be a worse criminal:

a pedophile or a necrphile?

What if it was between a pedophile, a necrophile and a murderer?

2718. Do we start to die the day we are born or start to live the day we die?

2719. Have you ever called your mom or dad a four letter word?

2720. Do you believe america should go to war with iraq?

2721. Agree or disagree?

“There is too much concern in courts for the rights of criminals.”

“Abortion should be legal.”

“The death penalty should be abolished.”

“Marijuana should be legalized.”

“It is important to have laws prohibiting homosexual relationships.”

“The federal government should do more to control the sale of handguns.”

“Racial discrimination is no longer a major problem in America.”

“Wealthy people should pay a larger share of taxes than they do now.”

“Colleges should prohibit racist/sexist speech on campus.”

“Same-sex couples should have the right to legal marital status.”

“Affirmative action in college admissions should be abolished.”

“The activities of married women are best confined to the home and family.”

“People should not obey laws which violate their personal values.”

“Federal military spending should be increased.”

“Realistically, an individual can do little to bring about changes in our society.”

Why did you agree or disagree to that last statement?

2722. Let’s say that after you die you become a spirit and you join all the other spirits. Not all of them have lived. You are talking to some who have never lived about how you HAVE lived. One of the spirits who has never lived says they think they will travel to earth in a human body soon and live. They ask you what three things on Earth should I be sure not to miss? You say…




2723. What kind of ass is the sexiest (flat, round, tight, hard, meaty, juicy, small, big, stacked, packed, petite, barely there, curvey, muscular, etc.)?

2724. Is there something beautiful and special about everyone?

If yes is there something beautiful and special about Hitler?

How about Bin Laden?

What is it?

2725. Have you ever moshed?

If yes to what bands?

If no then would you ever?

2726. Do you like sushi?

2727. What mood are you in?

What does your mood depend on?

What depends on your mood?

2728. wHAT IS faith?

what is common sense?

Do you have either or both of them?

2729. Is perfection or imperfection more beautiful?

2730. Would you think a person doing the following things has a healthy or unhealthy level of insanity?

gives the finger while driving?

tells their life story to people they just met?

walks up to people and tried to convert them to a religion?

says blah?

2731. Do you think this is a great line of poetry:

“Journey with me into the mind of a maniac. Doomed to be a killer since I came out the nutsac”

Why or why not?

2732. Do you think that song lyrics are poems with music?

2733. In cases of rape which do you think is more of a crime:

a stranger rapes a girl


a girl’s boyfriend rapes her?

2734. Did you know that in the USA it is considered to be LESS of a crime if a rapist knows the victim (because it is ‘less of a crime’ the rapist gets a less severe punishment)?

Do you agree or disagree and why?

2735. In the USA aa few eeks ago a guy had beaten up and raped his girlfriend, for which he got 70 days of community service. He had been found guilty, got a year and a half of jail, BUT can you guess why his sentence was reduced to mere community service?









He had a steady job. That’s right. He was found less guilty, because he had a long-term steady job.

How does this make you feel?

2736. Does the character limit of notes or entries annoy you more?


2738. Have you ever been trapped in an elevator?

2739. What is more important, tact or honesty?

2740. Do you have a mentor? Who?

2741. If you like guys:

would you rather have a ‘bad’ guy (motorcycles, smokes, drinks, etc) or a ‘good’ guy (family, domesticated, nice guy)?

Would you rather have a virgin or a more experianced guy?

If you like girls:

Would you rather have a virgin or a more experianced girl?

would you rather have a ‘bad’ girl (motorcycles, smokes, drinks, etc) or a ‘good’ girl (family, domesticated, nice girl)?

2742. Do you feel nervous in crowds?

2743. Did you write a real entry today?

What about?

Was it your best writing?

2744. If you were making a ‘best of’ entry about your BEST entries ever what would be your top 5 best entries?

2745. Do you like to play the lottery?

2746. Guess what?

2747. Why did you choose to live one more day?

2748. What is the most beautiful myth you have ever read/heard?

2749. Have you ever been stood up?

2750. Finish the following senatances any way you want.

It’s always darkest before..

Never underestimate the power of..

Don’t bite the hand that..

A miss is as good as a..

If you lie down with dogs, you..

Love all, trust..

The pen is mightier than..

An idle mind is..

Where there is smoke, there’s..

Happy is the bride who..

Two is company, three’s..

None are so blind as..

You get out of something what you..

When the blind lead the blind..

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and..

2751. What’s the most interesting assignment you ever had in school?

2752. What’s the most interesting thing you ever had to do for work?

2753. Do you feel:


unable to evoke change?

like one person can’t change the world?

like one life and one person’s suffering doesn’t mean very much?

If you answered yes to any of those can you describe why in detail?

2754. Do you feel like you could contribute as much to society as ____ has?

Albert Einstein:

Abe Lincoln:

Franz Kafka:

Jesus Christ:

2755. Are you aware that your brain is the same size as Albert Einstein’s brain?

Do you realize that you have the same number of hours in a day as Abraham Lincoln?

Did you know that Franz Kafka wrote all of his amazing litterature during his lunchbreaks at work?

Did you know that we are all made of matter and that you are made of the Same Thing that Jesus was made of?

Do you still believe that you couldn’t contribute as much to society as they did?

If yes than WHY?

2756. Is your mind in the gutter?

2757. What do you have to complain about?


Do you remember rock n’ roll radio?

2759. Is there such a thing as a food that you burn more calories from digesting than you actually absorb from it?

2760. Hey, if you’ve gotten this far than you and me go way back. We’ve been hanging out for a while now and I gotta know..do you like me?

2761. What are you doing, Dave?

2762. As far as love goes do you feel it is better to become complete before looking for someone or find someone who completes you?

2763. What attracts you about the opposite sex (or same sex, or both sexes)?

2764. Do you need people or do you not need anyone?

2765. Is selfishness always bad?

Is selflessness always good?

2766. Do you feel like your life is being controlled by a power structure?

2767. Can you name three things in society that send the message that being completely yourself and that looking inside yourself and contemplating what’s within is a good thing?

2768. Can you name three things in society that send the message that materialism and the accumulation of stuff is a good thing?

2769. What is more important, a picture or it’s frame?

What is more important, spirituality or religion?

2770. How many definitions can you come up with for the wword ‘fuck’?

2771. Is it less offensive when a black person says Nigger than when a white person says it?

Why or why not?

2772. Do you rationalize often?

2773. Do you believe that america is an imperialist nation?

2774. Would you agree that:

hot topic is the new abercrombie?

pink is the new black:

you are the new you?

2775. Do you have more internet or real life friends?

2776. What IS the feeding of 5000?

2777. What’s an easy way to make money?

2778. What’s your favorite slang word and what does it mean?

2779. Are you uncomfortable?

2780. Is anything definate besides death and taxes?

2781. Would you rather live fast and die young or live slow and die old?

2782. Can you name 4 people who have committed crimes against humanity?

How do you think they live with themselves?

2783. If you could imagine, pure fantasy, any God you could concieve, how would you want God to be?

2784. do you think the smashing pumpkins have a strong christian theme?

2785. Do you think this survey has a strong christian theme?

2786. Fill in the blank for yourself”

Give me ____ or give me death!

2787. Have you ever heard of the USA patriotism act?

Apparently they have passed laws making torture legal.

Also the FBI can sneak and peek into ANYONE’S home. They don’t have to ask or even tell you they were there. This is already the law. So, whaddaya think?

2788. The people in power step all over the average citizen, trying to secure all the power and money for themselves and leave us with no rights and under their control. They have the audacity to do this because they know that we will not lift a finger to stop them. Are they right?

2789. The Free State Project is a plan in which 20,000 or more liberty-oriented people will move to a single state of the U.S. to secure there a free society. They will accomplish this by first reforming state law, opting out of federal mandates, and finally negotiating directly with the federal government for appropriate political autonomy. They want to be a community of freedom-loving individuals and families, and want to create a shining example of liberty for the rest of the nation and the world. What’s your opinion? Could this work? Why or why not?


Have you ever seent e Neverending Stroy?

Remember when Bastian has to prove his worth by looking in that mirror where you see yourself the way you really are with no pretenses, rationalizations or mental lying?

Could you stand yourself if you looked into that mirror?

2791. What is soilent green?

2792. What are you proud that you have never done?

2793. What things are hopeless?

2794. What Are People For?

2795. What book do you feel could change someone’s life?

2796. Didja ever want to just walk up to the Bush administration and ask them, ‘What the fuck?’

2797. How do you take your coffeee?

2798. Have you ever plaied:


lazer tage?

which is better?

2799. In what ways are you lucky?

2800. If Jesse Jackson wants reparations to be given to black people because he thinks that black people don’t have equal opportunities in this country than why does he drive a Jaguar?

2801. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. But what was the question?

2802. Suggest three new diary circles that you would find interesting:

2803. Buttons or Knobs?

2804. What is a juggalo?

2805. Are you a fan of Crass?

2806. If you were going to write a short note to yourself and then put it away and read it in ten years, what would it say?

2807. When someone does something that is wrong do you believe that they know in their hearts that they are wrong but they push it down into their subconcious and rationalize away their guilt?

When have you done this (if you say never then you are doing it right now)?

2808. How can a person have sex with someone they don’t love?

Have YOU ever?

2809. What are the paradoxes in your head (that is when you believe two conflicting things to be true)?

2810. What does each set of two words suggest to you?

pale gravity:

little mornings:

spiritual machines:

eccentric being:

pray attention:

yellow lectures:

2811. What movie would be AWESOME in 3D?

2812. Why is it important to write and think clearly?

2813. A girl and her boyfriend are hanging out. It is obvious they are together. Another guy schmoozes between them and starts hitting on the girl. The boyfriend tells this guy to back off. The guy just keeps bothering the girl.

Do you think the boyfriend would be justified in hitting this intrusive guy?

A girl and her boyfriend are hanging out. It is obvious they are together. Another GIRL(lesbian) schmoozes between them and starts hitting on the first girl. The boyfriend tells this girl to back off. The girl just keeps bothering the first girl.

Do you think the boyfriend would be justified in hitting this intrusive girl?

If you answered yes to one situation and no to the other one why the double standard?

2814. What do you think of the name Prue?

2815. What would you spend your last dollar on?

2816. Have you ever won an ebay auction?

If yes for what?

2817. Would you like it if Blockuster had a drivethrough??

2819. When was the last time you taught someone somthing and what was it?

2820. Why do adults and teens not understand each other?

2821. Are you afraid?

2822. Do you trust large drug corporations?

Do you trust the Food and Drug administration?

2823. If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound?

Do you define sound as sound waves or as the reaction between the soundwaves and your ears?

2824. Who is full of shit?

2825. Four of the five senses are routed through a special area to the brain. One sense goes right to the brain and so is a powerful sense involved with memory and emotion. Which sense do you feel this is?

2826. Are you on a ship of fools or a carousel?

2827. What is your bathing suit like?

2828. Whose line is it, anyway?

2829. Are you more likely to answer a signed in note or a nsi note?

2830. To be or not to be. That is the question. What is the answer?

2831. Does beauty exist as a defineable standard or is beauty in the eyes of the beholder?

Why do you think it is that so many people have the same idea of who and what is beautiful?

Where do your standards for judgeing beauty come from?

2832. Would a war with Iraq help or harm american economy?

2833. What is the first thing you would do if you saw a nuclear explosion in the distance?

2834. Would you like to be cryogenically frozen?

2835. Think of the person you love the most.

Would you be willing to murder a stranger in order to save that person’s life? Why or why not?

2836. Imagine no possetions. I wonder if you can?

2837. How messed up is:

your hair?

your room?

your car?

your life?

2838. What are you running out of?

2839. What do you live for?

2840. How did you decide it was worth living for?

2841. Do you consider some people to be too:





stuck up?










2842. By what criteria do you judge others?

2843. Do you look at people’s words and actions or the underlying reasons for those words and actions?

2844. Which would you rather collect:

simpsons action figures?

kiss gear?

anything with a smiley?

horror movies?

2845. Do you fight for your rights?

2846. Would you rather be a construction worker or a crossing guard?

2847. What is enought o satisfy you in life?

2848. Do you think you have more, less, or average life experiance for your age?

2849. Why go to college?

Have you considered joining a cult instead?

2850. What’s the last lie you told?

2851. What celebrity has the sexiest voice of


2852. You are having a party and can invite three celebrities of your choice. The WILL come. Who do you invite?

2853. Where did you come from?

Where are you now?

Where are you going?

2854. What would you imagine the playboy mansion is like?

2855. Do you blow your nose loudly in public?

2856. Do you help others every day?

2857. Bono or Chris Tucker?

2858. Is it lonely being alone in your head?

2859. What is the worst poverty you have ever seen?

2860. Has anyone ever told you that more than 2 billion people live on less than two dollars a day?

What do you think of that?

2861. Add a sentance to the story:

Once upon a time there was a man named Arthur and he was brushing his teeth when all of a sudden he saw a bright rainbow utside. So he goes out the back door to take a look and he finds an elf who says

2862. Be honest.. do you generally listen or wait for your turn to talk?

2863. How many fingers do you type with?

2864. What does ‘you think you know but you have no idea’ mean? Where did it come from as a common phrase?

2865. Do you think it’s important to give up liberties in order to protect freedom?

2866. Do you think George Bush was elected in a legal way?

2867. Imagine you were dying of a disease…you only had a certain amount of time left with your mte, parents or children. What would you leave behind for them to remember you by?

How would you feel if there were drugs to help you live, only you couldn’t afford them?

How would you feel if people were trying to sell you the drugs at a lower cost but the drug companies made sure they couldn’t because that would cut their profits?

This senario is going on Right Now.The country is Africa. The disease is aids. The drug is azp (and others). The people are Africans who are very poor and have aids. The large drug corporations won’t sell the drugs at a price they can afford or allow smaller companies to either. Is this acceptable?

What are you going to do about it?

2868. Would you ever BUY a new ring for your cell phone that plays a couple of notes of your favorite song?

2869. What has completely moved you?

2870. If for your next birthday you had a novelty kids birthday party what games would you play at it?

2871. How can you keep open toed sandles from rubbing against your toes and making them blistered and raw?

2872. What happens to socks when they disappear in the drier?

2873. What is the quality of humanity all about?

2874. True or false – All homophobes are inherently evil.:

2875. Is there anything, besides love, that money can’t buy?

2876. How is your soul?

2877. What are you committed to?

2879. Are you photogenic?

2880. Can you define these words off the top of your head as if you were talking to someone who didn’t know what they were?





2881. Why aren’t you naked (or are you)?

2882. Do you think anoyone is all good or all evil?

2883. Go outside a sec. how many animals are in your yard?

Did you count yourself?

why or why not?

2884. What household appliance drags you down?

2885. try this..write a list of six possibilities of things you could do after you are off the computer. Make sure that at lease ONE thing is something you would be unlikely to ever do.







Now grab a dice (if you have none ask someone to pick a number between 1 and 6) and decide what you will do by flipping it. Then do it!

2886. Which of the following doesn’t belong with the others and why?

a. garden

b. love

c. magazine

d. death

2887. How old are you?

What age do you feel mentally?



2888. Who do you think is more wise:

your mailman


a person who has been living on the streets for 12 years?

2889. Do you kiss on the first date?

2890. Would you ever want to be oon:

a dating show(which)?

a game show(which)?

the news(why)?

2891. How much money would it take to get you to:

strip to nuthing but a bright orange thong (for guys, orange thongs an string bikini top for girls)and wrestle another person of the same sex in a thong in a pool of j

participate in a contest where you drink alcohol as fast as you can until you puke?

sit absolutely still for 2 hours, in nothing but a towel, covered in plaster of paris?

Walk around at your school in bondage gear asking people to spank you on the ass with a huge dead octopus tenticle?

pick your nose and eat it?

smash potatoes with your head?

2892. Who deserves an appology?

2893. What wins the award as stupidst lyric you can think of?

2894. Where do you most like to be massaged?

2895. Is your face clear?

2896. Finish this phrase in a humorous way.. Friends don’t let friends…

2897. What present would you bring to the birthday party of an aquaintance?

2898. Is your game on?

2899. What would a song for the deaf be like?

How about a painting for the blind?

2900. What is a sure-fire way to get noticed?

2901. have you ever written a letter to:
a friend:

a lover:

a celebrity:


the president/leader of your country:

2902. Why are ciggarette companies allowed to manufacture and sell ciggarettes when they are so unhealthya nd dangerous?

They are getting rich on the deaths of the people you love who smoke.

2903. Do you chat with people in an elevator?

2904. What’s your favorite Jack Nicholson movie?

2905. Who should play the part of Superman?

2906. Do you like when your friends and your mate’s friends hang out?

2907. Doritos or Cheetos?

2910. Do you brush your teeth three times a day?

2911. Should I stop making question swith multiple parts and just count each actual question as a question?

2912. What gives your ego a boost?

2913. What knocks your ego down?

2914. Live and let live or live and let die?

2915. What do you think of Damien Hirst’s art piece Mother and Child, which is half a cow in formaldedhyde?

2916. Why is it that 70 percent of americans Do Not want to go to war with Iraq and yet we are going to war with Iraq anyway?

Is this democracy?

2917. Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live:

One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books.


Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably.

Which life do you choose?


2918. Why is there no ‘Mr. America’ pageant?

Should there be?

What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)?

2919. If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist?

2920. Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too?

2921. What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful?

2922. What do you represent?

2923. What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present?




diamond necklace:

gift certificate:



2924. Have you ever completed a paint by number?

If yes of what?/

2925. How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book?

2926. What have you been caught doing?

2927. Does temptation make you do what you love?

2928. Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don’t know how to use? What?

2929. Do you read the instructions to things or skip them?

2930. Will yu ever reach your full potential?

2931. Who is your biggest fan?

2932. Who do you take care of?

Who takes care of you?

2933. Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right?

If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong?

2934. Is it sexy in here or is it just me?

2935. You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what?

2936. Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What?

2937. How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating’s mom to like her better?

2938. What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has?

2939. Do you like answering questions about:

your life?

your taste?









loved ones?





hypothetical situations?

things that require lots of thought?

2940. The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny?

2941. What would you think of a new reality tv game show where real life criminals on death row competed in life threatening tasks for the prize of a reduced sentance?

Did you know that they are considering making this a show?

Would you watch it?

2942. What was the last song you looked up the words to?

2943. What Saturday morning cartoons do you like?

2944. If anything’s possible, then is it possible that nothing’s possible?

2944. What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?

2945. Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area?

If so how?

2946. Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders?

2947. If you are a girl have you ever experianced penis envy?

If you are a guy would you still want to live if you had to be castrated?

2948. Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, “If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned….(finish the sentence)

2949. If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers?

2950. How do you stop pop up ads?

2951. You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don’t buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home???

2952. How long would it take you to organize your

2953. Make up a nickname for your bedroom:

2954. What comes after: I’ve got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee)

There they are a-standing in a row.

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head…

2955. Where ARE the wild things?

2956. You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd’s you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd’s do you put in?

2957. Let’s play Jeapordy. (Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Dooooo-)

I’ll give some answers..you give the questions.

Ready? Begin.

The answer is:










2958. Pick a letter.

List some great words starting with that letter:

2959. Is eight days a week enough to show you care?

2960. Have you told your parents you love them today?

2961. What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil?

2962. Have you ever cross-dressed?

2963. Are we living ina world without end?

2964. What do you think of that couple that was just on the news who kidnapped a 16 year old girl for a week and forced her to be their sex slave?

2965. Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition?

2966. Are you singing in the rain?

2967. Should the sopranos actors ahve been allowed to march in the St Patrick’s Day parade?

2968. Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate?

2969. Is it time to switch to Decaf?

2970. Why is it that the truth hurts?

2971. How do you feel about:



2972. What are you guilty of?

2973. Have you ever done any of the following in order to catch a buzz or get high?

sniffed glue:

sniffed magic markers:

ate paste:

drank Nyquil, rRobitussen or any other Over-the-counter drug:

‘huffed’ (inhaled or sniffed) any kind of fabric softner, cooking spray or other household product:


2974. What gives you inner stregnth?

2975. ::eyes you suspiciously::Where have all the COOKIES gone?

2976. What is a good gift for someone you don’t like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really ‘gets’ them somehow?

2977. If you don’t like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip?

WWhy or why not?

2978. Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie?

2979. What Race/nationality was Jesus?

2980. What was one evening you’ll never forget?

2981. Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird:

2982. Trick or Treat?

2983. If you had money to burn, what ‘toy’ would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)?

2984. Are you having trouble with aol 8.0?

Or if you don’t have aol…have you ever been to a podiatrist?

2985. If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be?











2986. When people lose weight, where does it go?

2987. Your mate/partner/wife or husband/longterm boy or girlfriend/etc. has SOMEHOW gotten his or her FAVORITE celebrity’s attention. Your sweetie has always thought this celeb was so sexy and now the celeb kinda fancies your sweety as well(although the celeb is not interested enough to stick around for more than one night). Your sweetie wants to have a one night stand with the celeb. Knowing that this is your sweeties one and only chance to bang (or even hang out with) a celebrity (ESPECIALLY their FAVORITE celebrity) you would say:

2988. Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film?

if yes, what one(s) and what did you think?

If no, aren’t you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time?

2989. What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)?

2990. Are you emotionaly articulate?

2991. Does everything happen for a reason?

2992. Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever?

If yes, than aren’t they still with you even when you are gone?

2993. Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent?

2994. Can you think of a door that has closed in your life?

Can you think of a window that has opened?

2995. What does this mean to you: ‘Necessity is the mother of invention’?

Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of:


survival skills?


2996. What helps you to get over a Major heartache?

2997. Can you depend completely upon yourself?

have you ever tried?

2998. How can you tell the differance between the end of one part of your life and the beutiful begining of the next part?

2999. Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin?

If not, I suggest that you do.

3000. Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren’t looking for anything (or anyone)?

3001. What is your half-birthday?
3002. When is your un-birthday?

3003. Do you like movies about:

time travel?

the 80’s?


crazy people?





the meaning of life?


3004. If you said yes to any of the above you should see Donnie Darko. If you HAVE seen it, what’d you think?

3005. If you were going to write a book what would it be about?

3006. Is radio obsolete?

3007. Do you feel like you are entitled to have things without working for them?

3008. If yes than why do you believe you feel this way?

3009. If no, have you noticed that a lot of people around you feel this way?

3010. If yes than why do you believe they feel this way?

3011. “An eight track sterio, a color tv in every room and a half a pievce of dope everyday. That’s the american dream, nigga'”

How do you feel about the above quote?

3012. What is it from?

3013. What year is it from?

3014. Do you believe that you will someday be famous?

3015. What is YOUR IDEA of success?

3016. Do you believe that you will be successful?

3017. Will you be successful without hard work?

3018. What brings you bad luck?

Is it true that you:

3019. Claim to be goth, punk, prep, emo or any other lable?

3020. Claim that your opinion is RIGHT?

3021. claim that your religion is RIGHT?

3022. Claim to be a fan of a band when you really only like a few songs?

3023. Do ANYTHING to fit in or be accepted by ANYONE?

3024. REFUSE to listen to the ideas or thoughts of others?

3025. tell others to shut up?

3026. say I HATE (insert any band)?

3027. say I HATE (insert anything)?

3028. Only appreciate
certain things that you LIKE?

3029. like only one style of music?

3030. like only one style of clothes?

3031. hate a style of music?

3032. hate life?

3033. Is it true that you:

3034. don’t listen when parents, elders or authorities talk?

3035. do everything parents, elders and authoritys tell you?

3036. do things or want things because it looked cool on mtv?

3037. hate everyone?

3038. hate everything?

3039. hate disco?

3040. hate rap?

3041-3045 These question is for the guys

You are at her home with her. Both of you have drank a little wine, enough to loosen the inhibitions while not getting tipsy. You have snugled on the couch and it’s a good time for bed. You’ve been romantic, but you’ve not made any big moves on her. You’re not sure if you are up to a night of love making or even if she’s in the mood.

She goes to the bedroom to put on something more comfortable… When she returns she is wearing an outfit that looks great on her and you notice that she has her hands tied in front of her, with a scrunchee…

She stands in front of you and giggles nerviously. You search for words to express how you feel, but before you can get any words out she gets on her knees in front of you and reachs out to hold your hand with both of hers. Your eyes find hers…

3041. How do you react to this?

3042. What message do you think she is sending?

3043. What do you do next?

3044. Is this a good way for her to approach her fantasy with you?

3045. If not, what would be a better way for her to approach you about wanting to be controled during sex(consider that just outright talking about it might be hard for her)?

3046-3050 These questions is for the girls

You are at his home with him. Both of you have drank a little wine, enough to loosen the inhibitions while not getting tipsy. You have snugled on the couch and it’s a good time for bed. You’ve been romantic, but you’ve not made any big moves on him. You’re not sure if you are up to a night of love making or even if he’s in the mood.

He goes to the bedroom to put on something more comfortable… When he returns she is wearing an outfit that looks great on him. He sits next to you. You kiss and kiss. You move your hands down his body to his chest and start unbuttoning his shirt but he stops you and whispers seductively..’A good slave unbuttons them with her teeth..and you do want to be my slave, don’t you?’ 3046. What do you do?

3047. How do you react to this?

3048. What message do you think he is sending?

3049. Is this a good way for him to approach his fantasy with you?

3050. If not, what would be a better way for him to appraoch you about wanting to be in control during sex(consider that just outright talking about it might be hard for him)?

Is it true that you…
3051. are politically correct?

3052. are too nice to say how you feel?

3053. don’t think the world government affects you?

3054. think that all people who are fat are ugly?

3055. think all people who are thin are shallow?

3056. think you are getting solid information from advertisements?

3057. don’t research the products you use?

3058. believe that the lives of the people you love are somehow more important than the lives of the 6 billion other peeople in the world?

3059. believe that the lives of your country men or woman are somehow more valuble than the lives of people from other countries?

3060. believe your ideas are somehow worth more than the ideas of others?

3061. repress things rather than deal with them?

3062. mindlessly self indulge ?

3063. think there is only one right way?

3064. think that this one right way could possibly be right for ALL of the 6 billion people on this planet?

3065. Decide something is UNTRUE just because you don’t AGREE with it or you don’t LIKE it?

3066. What do you think of the out-dated chinese custom of foot-binding (tieing a baby girl’s toes under her foot, even if you have to break the bone, making her walk with her toes under her foot(or hobble) because chinease men like small fett)?

3067. What do you think of plastic surgery?

3068. Is there a difference between foot binding and plastic surgery? What?

Are there any similarities between foot-binding and plastic surgery? What?

3069. Would you be likely to continue reading a book that began: ‘It was a bright, defrosted, pussy-willow day at the onset of Spring, and the newlyweds were driving cross-country in a large roast turkey.’?

3070. If I don’t quit smoking then I will sing a song.

If I sing a song then I either play an instrument or run a mile.

I do not play an instrument or run a mile.

Therefore I quit smoking.

Is this a valid argument?

3071. What came first, the acorn or the tree?

3072. What is surrealism?

If you were putting together a surrealist work of art, what would you do?

3073. What did you do on Halloween?

3074. Some bees have made a comfortable nest for the winter inside your air conditionar. How would you remove the air conditioner from the window?

3075. Why is quiet contemplation important?

3076. Do you spend lots of time in quiet contemplation? How about any time?

If not, what distracts you?

3077. What is the lowest you have ever felt?

3078. Who has changed your life dramatically for the better?

3079. Is all you christmas shopping done?

3080. Who is the greatest writer you can think of and why?

3081. Are people either good or evil?

3082. Can people be BOTH good an evil?

3083. Is there good in a rapist or a murderer?

Is there evil in Mother Thereasa?

3084. You are in a classroom setting. A teacher has asked for a surrealist project. One person comes in with cards. Each card has a picture. Some of the pictures are a breast, a penis, a urinal, open heart surgery, a woman sucking on a vaccum tube, etc. On the back of each picture is a phrase like ‘Fuck you and all of your lesbian fish eating friends’ or ‘people who speak in metaphors oughtta shampoo my crotch’. The artist asks each person to take a random card, go around the room and at their turn hold up the card with the picture side out and read the phrase on the back.

Would you do it?

How would you feel about it?

What do you think the artist’s intent is?

3085. Are you satisfied?

3087. How fast do you drive?

3088. What do you want that you don’t need?

3089. What do you have that you wish you didn’t?

3090. What does it mean when someone suggests that you don’t own your possettions, they own you?

3091. Where do you get motivation?

3092. Did you ever wanna get with one of your teachers?

Did you ever actually get with one?

3093. Have you ever had this happen, where one day you completely believe one thing and the next day you don’t believe it anymore?

If yes, do you lie about your change of beliefs in order to appear consistant?

3094. Do you hide things about yourself from others?

If so why?

Is it because you are afriad they will be scared?

Or because YOU are scarred?

3095. Do you recognize that some part of you is evil or do you feel like you are all good?

3096. If everyone were flying
flags and putting up yellow ribbons in honor of the people who died in a war and someone put up black bows and ribbons all over the top of therir house what would you think?

Would you want them to take it down?


3097. Is a foot massage meaningless or does it have implications?

3098. Are you sick of technology yet?

3099. After tattoos and piercings, I believe the next big thing will be implants (horns, metal plates, etc) and after that will come genetic alteration (wings, purple skin, etc).

Would you have any of this done to you?

Would you let your kids have it done?

What do you think the next big thing in body modification would be?

3100. What’s the most insulting thing you could come up with to say to someone?

3101. Would it bother you if your priest, rabbii or other religious leader (teacher if you are not religious) started wearing a plain black mask all the time?
If yes, why?

3102. Where do you look for the answers?

3103. If you are driving and someone honks at you does it ruin your whole day?

3104. If you are driving and you get angry at another driver do you

yell at them through their and your closed window?

open the window and yell at them?

throw things at them?

stop the car and start a fight with them?

do something else?

3105. I’m in the right lane on the parkway. There is an exit only lane on my right. A car pulls out from behind the pack into the exit only lane. When that car gets to the exit he is right in front of me only one lane to the right of me. Instead of exiting the parkway he tries to creep back in in front of me. I get pissed and honk the horn. He (I keep saying he but I couldn’t tell) throws up his hands as he slides in front of me. I think this is funny and toot again. He throws up his hands again. I do this about three more times and each time I toot he throws his hands in the air. Then my exit clomes up and I have to get off. From the time he got in front of me until I got off the parkway we drove approx. 20 feet. What you think about this situation?

3106. Do you live in reality or in your ‘own little world’?

Which one is better?

3107. Who’s your favorite soprano?

3108. Why is there porn geared towards straight men, gay men, lesbians but none really geared towards straight woman?

3109. Is there more to being human than chemicles and impulses? If yes, what?

3110. What if all the boys in jail could get out now together?

3111. If your shoes could talk what would they say?

3112. How many windows are in your house?

3113. Did you walk around your house and count them all?

If not what did you do?

3114. Do you think people store memories as pictures or words?

3115. If you got sent to jail who would your one phone call be to?

3116. Pick a movie you have seen:

Give a 2 sentance review about it using the word ‘go’:

3117. Pick a song you like:

Give a 2 sentance review of it useing the word ‘come’:

3118. Pick a person you like:

Give a two sentance description of them useing the word ‘lunchbox’:

3119. What do these 3 words have in common: hippo, camp, us?

3120. If you could save time in a bottle, the first thing that you’d like to do is..

3121. Who is the most powerful person in the world that you can think of?

3122. If you were designing a mini-golf hole what would it be like?

3123. Why do you think certain people become targets for teasing in school or exclusion at work?

3124. Why, in essays, is the word ‘I’ not allowed to be used when it is our own PERSONAL thoughts being expressed?

3125. What song would you like your doorbell to play?

3126. Would you rather watch MTV or play GO FISH?

3127. What is an itch?

3128. Why did the holocost happen?

3129. Would you be capable of torturing another person?

3130. How did Hitler’s army do this and still believe they were good people?

3131. Do you like poetry to rhyme?

3132. Does ‘jewish’ describe a race or a religion?

3133. How tall are you?

3134. If Hitler was capable of such cruelty to others, and he is human, does that mean that all humans are capable of this cruelty?/

3135. How long have you ever gone without sleep?

3136. Is a mouse a miracle?

3137. there are alcoholics, chocoholics, shoppoholics, practically anything can be an ‘oholic. What’s your ‘oholic?

3138. Does heaven have aphone number?

If it did would you call?

Who would you ask to speak to?

What would you say?

3139. Fortune time!!

1,2, 3, or 4?

if 1: 5, or 6?

if 2: 7 or 8?

if 3: 9 or 10?

if 4 11 or 12?

Now pick a letter between A and G:

if A: 13 or 14?

if B: 15 or 16?

if C or D: 17 or 18?

if E or F: 19 or 20?

if F: 21 or 22?

if G: 22 or 23?


you should now have two numbers. look at both numbers below and combine the sayings to get a fortune.

5: you are a very loving person

6: you will become very rich

7: you are too hard on yourself

8: cats will bring you bad luck

9: gremlins will eat all your cheese

10: you are going on a trip

11: someone you don’t know will be watching you

12: you will get what you want

13. and your life will be filled with romance

14. but you will fall in love with a babboon

15. and salt is lucky for you

16. or you will inherit a cough medicine factory

17. and you will not come back

18. and you will lose the remote

19. or your favorite team will win

20. and you were born under a lucky star

21. but the next person who leave you a note is attracted to you

22. and you will have a stalker soon

23. or your best friend will take you to a movie

3140. Do you vote?

3141. Are you always honest with yourself?

Were you honest when you answered that question?

3142. What kinds of diary names or entry titles make you specifically NOT want to read that diary?

3142. Is writing an online diary more about being honest about yourself or entertaining your readers?

3143. What are you the last of?

3144. Who do you really appreciate and what have you done lately to show that you appreciate them?

3145. When people do good deeds are they really doing them because they are a good person or because they want to feel like a good person? Or both?

3146. Somewhere far back in the survey I asked if Bill Gates or Mothe Thereasa was more successful. The most popular answer I have seen is ‘it depends on how you define success’. Well, this survey is about YOU isn’t it?

So how do YOU define success?

3147. Are people making up reality as they go along?

3148. You may need a calculator for this one. Think of your weight. Divide it by 2.2

the answer by .8

What do you get?

That is how many grams of protein you need to eat every day to stay healthy. Do you think you eat enough?

3149. What is your feeling about republicans?

3150. What do you need to do?

What do you need to stop doing?

3151. If you were to start a club, what club would you start?

3152. Are your hands and feet always cold?

Maybe you have bad circulation.

3153. Have you ever been prank called?

If yes, what was the situation?

3154. Have you ever prank called someone?

If yes, what was the prank?

3155. Have you ever gotteen into a conversation with someone when they or you have dialed a wrong number?

3156. Have you ever just sat alone with no distractions for a whole hour and thought about things?

If yes, does the universe open up when you do this?

3157. Are you a genius?

3158. If you were going to design the PERFECT signifigant other…what flaws would you give them?

3159. If you answered NO to 3157, why do you doubt yourself?

3160. RARRRR!!! Scared ya, didn’t I?

3161. Do feelings and ideas come from inside the mind or outside in the culture?

3162. When you have a feeling or an idea:

do you trust it?

Even when people are telling you that you are wrong?

Even when people are laughing at you for it?


3164. What is the differance between spirituality and religion?

3165. What is the speediest way you know of to get over a cold or flu?

3166. Who is your favorite comedian?

3167. What do you think of Winona Ryder’s court case?

3168. What was your last nightmare about?

3169. Who are the people in your neighborhood?

3170. During what decade was popular music the most emotional?

During what decade was popular music the bes?

3171. How did Frederick Douglas, escape slavery against all odds?

There were thousands and thousands of slaves around him, why did only he manage to learn to read and write?

3172. Do you download porn? (be honest!)

3173. Why is ‘go suck an egg’ or ‘your grandma sucks eggs!’ an insult?


Life is:

I am:

I am not:

But I want to be:

And I wish I could:

3175. What is the highest achivement anyone could ever achieve in this department?




with their humanity:

3176. Can you give step by step instructioons on how to think deeply?

3177. DDid you ever see the Wizard of Oz with the sound all the way down while listening to pink Floyd’s The Wall?

If yes, did you see what everyone says goes on when you do that?

3178. Let’s say you were writing an application for potential new friends.

What three questions would you ask (and what would you want the answers to be)?

3179. Which two words of the following words goes together the best and why:

mullet, brocollii, community, blue, phosphor, hammer, ocean, hand

3180. Are you dyslexic?

3182. Are you overwhelmed?

By what?

3183. ‘My natural elasticity was crushed.’

What does that mean?

3184. What is humanity evolving towards, do you think?

3185. Are you good at cracking codes?

,t y dsud yp Ftoml upit ,o;l

I’ll give you a hint. Y really means T.

3186. How many holes do you have in your body (ex. mouth)?

3187. Now there are ads on taxi cab hubcaps. Is there ANY free space LEFT to put more ads onto taxis???

3188. What’s the worst place to have a scab?

3189. Do you pick your scabs?

3190. Who’s goin’ chicken huntin’?

3191. post ‘it’ note

what does ‘it’ stand for?

3192. What is a tragedy?

3193. Where is guam?

3194. Are you bubbly?

Do you drink bubbly?

3195. Do you have caller ID?

If you do then do you only answer the phone after looking at it?

3196. Bewitched or Jeannie?

3197. When will you be able to just do what you want to?

3198. How do people live with the fact that their time is short and priceless yet they get paid too little to waste too much of it?

3199. OOGA! Make your best cave-pperson sound!

3200. Who tells better gossip, your best friend or your answering machine?

3201. What if this is as good as it gets?

3202. Have you ever dated someone mostly or completely because of their looks?

3203. What does the word ‘of’ mean?

3204. What should you never forget?

3205. How many of the 7 Dwarves can you name for us?

3206. What animal does your mom resemble?

3207. Have you ever had a palm reading?

3208. What’s acrazy thing you did that you got in troubl for as a kid?

3209. What do you battle against?

3210. Do pircings really make the pierced area dramatically more sensative?

3211. If you had put aside some money for a trip and the travel agent said he had 2 trips available in your price range during the week you want to go, which would you choose:

a> a week in hawaii in a luxory beach resort

b> a week in africa helping the red cross distribute food and medicine

3212. Have you ever played with a dreidal?

3213. Did you know that Kraft is owned by a ciggerette company?

Does that bother you?

3214. With all the information constantly rushing at you, how do you know what’s important?

3215. How is your life unlike a movie?

3216. Where is the most beautiful place you have visited?

3217. What is never going in your mouth?

3218. Are there realaly 5,000 different facts about you?

3219. Do you like banana bread?

3220. Who are you the most gentle and tender around?

3221. If electrodes were inserted into your brain and a button was put into your arm so that you could push the button and stimulate an immeadiate orgasm would you forget about life and sit at home pushing the button until you died?

3222. Is there a differance between being scared and afraid?

3223. Are you scared and/or afarid of death?

If yes, what is it about death?

The pain?

The seperation?

the unknown?

the fear of nothing?

3224. What is exsitentialism?


SUCCESS is counted sweetest

By those who ne’er succeed.

To comprehend a nectar

Requires sorest need.

Not one of all the purple host

Who took the flag to-day

Can tell the definition,

So clear, of victory,

As he, defeated, dying,

On whose forbidden ear

The distant strains of triumph

Break, agonized
and clear.

by, Emily Dickinson

What is Emily Dickenson trying to say here?

3226. A college girl (maybe you?) blows a tire and pulls off the road in an unfamilliar residential neighborhood. She is having trouble changing the tire when a man in his late thirties-ish comes over and asks if she needs some help. He changes her tire and offers to let her go into his house to wash her hands. She is dirty from trying to change the tire. Should she accept?

She does accept and he gives her a tour of the house inclding the upstairs. The staircase in the livingroom leads directly into the master bedroom. The view out the window is beautiful. What are you thinking about this situation?

3227. Are you too trusting of others?

3228. What’s the difference between a den and a living room?

3229.Write a stream of consiousness sentance:

3230. Who is the hero of all kids?

3231. Who do you tend to show more of your best side to, your family or strangers?

3232. How do you think the harry potter series will end?

3233. Name three things that would make really bad ice cream flavors:

3234. Would you try a jelly bean if it’s flavor was:

toasted marshmellow?

fried chicken?

black pepper?





ear wax?


Did you know that you can get these flavors of jellybeans at harrypotter.com?

3235. What’s at the center of the earth?

3236. have you ever wondered where holidays come from?

3237. Do you think there should be more movies shown in 3D?

3238. Are you just another brick in the wall?

3239. Write a haiku (a poem with 3 lines, 1st line is 5 syllables, second line is 7 sylabels, 3rd line is five syllabals):

3240. Are you cautious and tame?

3241. Do you like to eat at Subway?

3242. Is 42 the meaning of life?

3243. Would you agree that a blade of grass is nothing less than the journeywork of stars?

3244. Do you want to die?

3245. If someone was studying ‘the humanities’ what the hell are they studying?

3246. Is this question REALLY is this question 3246?

3247. Do you want to dieT?

3248. What is colder, your feet, or the floor?

3249. What is older, your mouth, or the door?

3250. Are you more beauty or more beast?

3251. Are we there yet?

3252. Scantron or handwritten tests?

3253. What’s that sound?

3254. True/false: To the maggots on the cheese, the cheese is the universe.

3255. What’s the best treat to bring with you to elementary school for your birthday? Cupcakes?

3256. What would you expect to learn from self interrogation?

3257. When you feel cold does eating warm food help you feel warm?

3258. Does being true to yourself mean saying ‘screw everybody else, my shit is more important’?

3259. Have you reckoned a thousand acres much?

3260. Have you reckoned the earth much?

3261. Have you ever had a vision?

3262. If you have a vision or belief and someone else has a conflicting vision or belief, how do you tell which one is valid?

Are they both valid?

3263. Why is everything based around proof and facts instead of intuition?

3264. What is the grass?

3265. Have you ever supposed it is lucky to be born?

Is it just as lucky to die?

3266. What is it that you express in your eyes?

3267. What is man anyhow?

What am I?

and what are you?

3268. You understand enough. Why don’t you let it out?

3269. What is less or more than a touch?

3270. Why should anyone wish to see god more than they wish to see this day?

3271. Have you guessed that after death you yourself would not continue?

3272. Have you dreaded the earth beetles?

3273. Have you feared the future would be nothing to you?

3274. Is today nothing?

3275. Is the beginingless past nothing?

3276. Do you believe in a collective unconsiouss?

3277. Jung or Freud?

3278. What is a ‘fate worse than death’?

3279. What are the 5 main things you think about?/

3280. Name someone you know.

What is the biggest thing you have in common with them?

3281. Do you think that laws sshould be passed to regulate human breeding?

3282. Do you think they already exist in a subtle way?

3283. Why is it that so many people are demanding the death penalty as punishment for a wider and wider range of crimes?

3284. Is it partially to weed the nonconformists out of the gene pool?

3285. What does it mean to be free?

3286. What does it mean to be tamed or domesticated?

3287. Is the human animal becoming more and more tame and domestic?

If yes, what is causing this?

are we becoming more or less free?

3288. Are you embaressed about your naked body?

If yes, is that freedom?

3289. Are you the result of all of evolution up to this point?

3290. The murderous person…how does he sleep?

3291. Your mother…is she living?

Have you been much with her?

and has she been much with you?

3292. Are these questions disturbing you?

If yes, why?

3293. What are you focused on?

3294. Have you ever admired wickedness?

3295. Is the acomplishment of one person the accomplishment of all humanity?

Why or why not?

3296. Is the imprisonment of one person the imprisonment of all humanity?

Why or why not?

3297. We’re just following anchient history. If I strip for you, will you strip for me?

3298. Have you ever wished you had not so many clothes?

3299. What is the balance between conformity and individual freedom?

3300. What do these things have in common: nakedness, sex, killing, fighting, shitting, death?

3301. When someone is ‘crazy’ why do we call them ‘nuts’ or ‘fruitcakes’?

3302. What’s the dillio?

3303. Where did the slang term ‘dillio’ come from?

3304. How many even whole numbers are there between -5 and 5?

3305. What words can you make useing only these letters: E N O?

3306. What’s the differance between foods that are low fat and foods that are lite?

3307. White or brown rise?

3308. Can you be content if you are physically uncomfortable?

3309. What is the differance between discomfort and pain?

3310. What is the most uncomfortable thing you can think of?

3311. What do these names make you think of:

britney spears?

walt whitman?


william shakespere?

pablo picasso?

adam ant?

franz kafka?



orson scott card?

frieda kahlo?

salvidor dali?

david bowie?


lars ulrich?

jim henson?

3312. What are your favorite games to play?

3313. Are you quick to judge something as stupid just because you don’t understand it?

3314. Are you obnoxious to others?

3315. Do you feel superior to anyone?

3316. Shouldn’t people take a good look at themselves before they criticize others?

3317. Which is better and why:

writing or saying obnoxious things about someone who isn’t around to defent themselves or saying it straight to them?

Which do YOU do more often?

3318. Do you appologize too often?

3319. Does your mind play tricks on you?

3320. Have you read (any of):

the bible?

the koran?

the torah?

the kama sutra?

the satanic bible?

Are these mystical texts or historical ones?

3321. Do you own any possetions that you hide from parents, friends, visitors?


3322. Why does the cheese stand alone?

3323. Do you watch any soaps?

3324. Have you learned something new today?/

3325. Do you believe in an ‘oversoul’ of all humanity?

3326. Have you invented your own style, just for you?

3327. have you invented your own religion, just for you?

3328. What files have you recently downloaded?

3329. Some people think little girls should be seen and not heard but I think:

3330. Do you dance around a lot?

3331. Is the unexamined life worth living or not?

3332. What are you like when you’re at your most beautiful?

3333. What are you like when you are at your worst?

3334. Why do you hide things about yourself?/

3335. Why is anything ‘too personal’ to talk to others about?

3336. Why should we be embarressed, afraid, or appologetic for ANYTHING we think, say or do?

3337. Can true freedom exist in this world of doubt and guilt?

3338. What do you have no control over?

3339. Do you own a vibrating pillow?

How about a vibrating back massager?

3340. Can you dance away your emotional pain?

3341. When you dance is it a celebration of life?

3342. When do you feel the most immortal?

3343. Are you more of a painting, a poem or a song?

3344. Is lonliness a crowded room full of open hearts turned to stone?

3345. Is YOUR heart ever stone?

3346. Are we alltogether all alone?

3347. Does life end in a happily ever after way?

3348. What’s the warmest part of your body?

3349. Are you more verbal or visual?

3350. What do you long for?

3351. True or false: When someone hates you it is because:
they’re jealous of you?

the things you say are frightening to them because what you say makes them think about things they would rather avoid thinking about?

they don’t understand you?

3352. True or false: When you hate someone it is because:

you’re jealous of them?

the things they say are frightening to you because what they say makes them think about things you would rather avoid thinking about?

you don’t understand them?

3353. Have you ever been fascinated by someone who hated you?

3354. Since the human brain has defense mechanisms against feeling bad (meaning the brain lies to itself to avoid feeling bad about something it said or did) how can we ever know if we are truly being honest?

How do we know our brains are not tricking us into believeing we are good people when we aren’t all good?/

3355. How highly do you value innovation?

3356. Is there a name where all the people you’ve ever met haveing that name had something in common with each other(ex. all the jens you’ve ever met had blue eyes)?

3357. Are you focused more outward or inward?

3358. What is the most affectionate nickname you ever came up with for someone?

3359. Are the questions STILL still interesting this deep into the survey?

3360. If someone else makes their desicions based on their intuition instead of on facts and proofs what do you think of that person?

3361. Do you trust your own intuition?

3362. Finish the phrase…

danger is the:

just keep:

never trust:

the way I live my life:

don’t change:

maybe someday:

3363. Would you rather live in Frodo’s world or Harry Potter’s?

3364. Do you believe that the dead are with us?

If yes in what form?

3365. Do you believe that those who haven’t been born are with us?

If yes, in what form?

3366. Are you made of timid stuff?

3367. Is there anyone in this world who is not CRAZY?

3368. What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

3369. Can you mashed potatoe?

Can you do the twist?

3370. What does your family do for thanksgiving..or if you don’t celebrate it what do you picture when you think of thanksgiving?

3371. What is your earliest memory?

3372. Have you ever taken an IQ test?

What’d you get?

What do you think of those things?

3373. How do you make ‘fishcakes’?

Put the potatoe in the fish…

3374. Which is the better band..the offspring or the damned?

3375. Do you ever think about world destruction?

3376. Do you think humans are becoming more robotic?

3377. Do you think we’ll ever be replaced by robots?

3378. What do you feel a part of?

3379. Does it freak you out to know that yogurt is ALiVe??

3380. What current band d o you think is doing something particularly interesting or innovative?

3381. Golf course, do you remember?

3382. Which is more important, books and cleverness or friendship and bravery?

3383. If i promise to miss you, will you go away?

3384. stool, ball, powder…Can you think of a 4th word that connects these three?

3385. Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?

3386. Why are blondes considered ‘dumb’?

3387. What’s more important..intuitiveness/creativity or factual knowledge and practicallity?

3388. Who are the two worst terrorists you can think of?

3389. What is jello made of?

3390. Pick a country:

What do you believe is wrong with that country?

3391. Do you have strong opinions?

3392. Do you do what it takes to stand up for those opinions?

3393. Have you ever been to a rally, protest or demonstration?

If yes was it effective and in what ways?

3394. When people say, ‘yeah it sucks but there’s nothing I can do’ do you believe them?

3395. Do you know what you can do to make this world a better place?

Do you care?

3396. Why is peace so important anyway?

Why is freedom important?

3397. As long as you have your house and your family and you can go to the movies and the mall who cares about peace and freedom. Right?

3398.Do you try to avoid anything involving work?

3399. If you are not actively wrking to stop the hor
rors and injustices of the world (war, hunger, poverty) than aren’t you partially responsible for them?

3400. Are you in denial?

3401. How well can you read between the lines when others are talking?
3402. Would you ever speak in front of your peers about peace and social injustice?

3403. Where does peace begin?

3404. Does Aamerica practice the ideals it preaches?

If yes when and where?

If not, why not?

3405. In conversations do you assume that you know what will be said?

If yes, isn’t this a form of closing yourself off to new ideas?

3406. In what ways are you closed minded?/

3407. do you prefer beans or rice?

3408. who’s a better tv dad?–dr. huxtable (bill cosby) or danny tanner?

3409. detroit or new york?

3410. What’s your favourite Star Wars movie?

3411. What’s your favourite Star Trek movie?

3412. How about Batman?

Indiana Jones?

Lord of the rings?

harry potter?

star wars?

3413. If you could ask one question and one question only to the following people, what would that question be:

Saddam Hussain?

George W Bush?

John Lennon?

an alien?


Someone you knew who has died?

Steven Speilberg?

JD Salinger?

3414. Have you seen AI (artificial intelligence)?

If yes, what were the beings at the end of the movie?

Do you see this as a possible future for humanity?

What’d you think in general?

3415. If a-l-k-a-s-e-l-t-z-e-r spells ‘relief’ how do you spell:






3416. Have you ever been to a Braodway show?

What one?

3417. Nighttime shows or matines (sp?)?

3418. How are your family get-togethers, loud and rambunctios or quiet and formal?

3419. Would you be able to survive shippwrecked alone on a desert island?

3420. Speaking of islands, does Gilligan EVER get off his?

3421. What movie has the BEST soundtrack?

3422. Do you ever go into chat rooms?

If yes, what ones?

3423. Is english your first language?

If not…How you say hello in your language:

another word in your language + english translation:

boob in your language:

3424. Make up a religion (make it up):

what would it believe:

3425. Create your own country-

Name of country:

Ethnic background:

Language (make it up):

Other details:

3426. How would you celebrate these holidays?

Dogs in Politics day:

Magic circles day:

Be bald and free day:

National mole day:

Syliva plath day:

Increase your psychic powers day:

Waiting for the barbarians day:

Air day:

3427. -Why do you think Steve got kicked off Blue’s Clues:

3428. Hooked on heroin or hooked on phonics?

3429. -Have you ever taken an insanity quiz and said, “Hay, thats a good idea!”

3430. – Have you ever covered yourself in blood and layed down on the side of the road to make it look like you were in an accident?

You don’t know what you’re missing.

3431. Can you flare your nostrils?

3432. -do you want to swim in a vast lake of gatorade? or, any other beverage for that matter?

3433. -have you ever sneezed at the same time everyday, consecutively, for over 3 months?

3434. -how did the first person discover that pigs feet would be so good that we call them a delicacy?

3435. -why did the first person to ever eat pigs feet eat them?

3436. -do you like the idea of ‘like father, like son’?

3437. Put the following musical acts in order from best to worst by numbering them..(1 for best, 2 for 2nd best, etc… 20 for worst).



Joan Jett:

David Bowie:

the Bee Gees:

The Doors:



Iggy Pop:






Adam Ant:


the Clash:

Led Zeppelin:


Tom Waites:

3438. Would you rather be an evil dictator or a sitcom family member?

3439. What is the wave of the future?

3440. What’s your favorite old movie (before 1990)?

3441. When someone tells you that their signifigant other lives REally Far Away..do you ever suspect that they are single and making someone up?

3442. Alaska or Hawaaii?

3443. Why did Kentucky Fried Chicken change their name to KFC?

3444. What is there no place to hide from?

3445. Which makes you happier, giving presents or getting them?

3446. What can you never have just one of?

3447. What comes to mind when you think of Hulk Hogan?/

3448. What would you be the patron saint of?

3449. Do you still look at the world with wonder like you did when you were a kid?

3450. For 5 seconds clear your mind. Good. Now write the first thing that you can think of!:

3451. When was the last time you ate too much?

3452. Describe the sexiest person you can imagine:

3453. What have you seen that’s…bizzare?

3454. Are there any stores or brands or products that yoou boycott?

What and why?

3455. Do you want things to REALLY get out of control?

3456. Are you too tense?

3457. Where would you be without love and bubblegum?

3458. Why aren’t comic books popular anymore?

3459. Think of one friend (who?):

When is the last time you saw each other?

Do they smoke?

Do they believe in God?

When you first saw this friend what was your impression?

Their age?

The top five things you think they think about?

3460. Do you say what you mean?

Do you mean what you say?

3461. Could you eat meat if you had to hunt it yourself?

3462. Order from greatest to least importance: spirituality, creativity, intellect, great body, open-mindedness, magicalness, great dancer, interesting dresser, wit and cleverness, niceness, stability

3463. Complete the sentence.

When a problem comes along You must:

3464. Pick the two most important attributes for food– fast, cheap, tastey, healthy

3465. What do you think is the best metaphor for romantic relationships? (e.g. a car wreck, a cruise):

3466. Kittens or no kittens, that is the question.

3467. Is gaining 15 lbs in a night possible?

3468. Do you get emotional watching movies?

3469. What amkes you feel nostalgic?

3470. Do you feel like you’ve been misplaced?

3471. Have you ever fought someone, just for fun?

3472. What gives you an adrenaline rush?

3473. What would you do if you loved someone more than anyt
hing else, and you could never have them?

3474. Rank these events in order of best/most exciting to boring:

drinking and dancing to your favorite music at a club:

taking a walk in the woods and a bath in a stream:

having great sex:

winning the lottery (one mil):

getting followed home by a stray animal:

meeting someone interesting to talk to:

seeing your favorite band in concert:

seeeing aa broadway show:


3475. Can you keep a secret?

3476. Where is the tenderness?

3477. What’s one song you REALLY like from the:









3478. Would you rather have a video phone, an electric scooter, or a digital camera?

3479. If a ban on all violent video games was put into effect, would you be outraged by this decision?

3480. In your opinion, is violence in society inescapable?

Why or why not?

3481. Have you ever mimicked a violent “action” from a video game you’ve played towards another person, whether it was to harm or just for play?

3482. Do you believe the violent content in video games influences aggressive and/or violent behavior in younger children?

3483. What makes life a bitter sweet symphony?

3484. Name four things that aare AWESOME:

3485. What’s the most creative/funny answer you can come up with for this question: What are you doing?

3486. Can you imagine this world going on without you?

3487. Are you the only person who really exists?

3488. Is everyone else a figment of your imagination?

3489. Or are YOU a figment of my imagination?

3490. Can you prove you exist?


3491. What do you HAve to get off your chest?

3492. If you cheated on someone would you confess to them?

3493. Is it true that at least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you?


3494. Are you in therapy?

3495. Do you go shopping on black friday?

3496. What is the bane of your existance?

3497. Better movie: Weird Science or Caddy Shack?

3498. Who’s the big winner?

3499. What are the 3 funniest:

music videos?



3500. Guess what?

3501. Is ‘no glove, no love’ your STRICT policy?
3502. What is the best Epic movie (examples of epics: ben-her, gone with the wind, last temptation of christ)?/

3503. Finish the sentance.

Hey, Hey we’re the:

People say we:

But we’re too busy:

The time to hesitate is:

You’re too:

It’s a nice day to:

3504. Have you ever had ‘missing time’?

3505. Have you ever sent an electronic greeting?

3506. If you could send anonymous tips to people you knew who would never ever find out who sent them who would you send the following tips to?

doesn’t know when to leave:

poor crotch hygenie:

talks to much:

band/art/dream is going nowehere:

most likely to get arrestted:

needs to get their life together:

bad taste in clothes:

bad taste in music:

needs a hobby:

3507. Are you more likely to download porn or disney movies?

3508. What is it with people?

3509. Do you eat too much sugar?

3510 Imagine you have aband. Let’s name your band.



Your band name is (adjective) (animals) Under Glass!

Could be better?

Let’s try again.


Noun (plural):

Your band is (adjective) (nouns) With Puppets

3511. Are you desperate but not serious?

3512. Was there a time when you were younger and it took less to get you excited?

What did it take then?

What does it take now?

3513. Remember learning to write in elementary school?

We spend 2 years learning to print..then they throw that out the window and teach kids cursive. Why?

If cursive is so important and easy to read then why aren’t books printed in cursive?

Why aren’t cursive computer fonts more popular?

Why do buisness forms always say ‘please print’?

Schools are so preoccupied with teaching kids the complicated but traditional skill of cursive writing that more emphasis is put on that than on teaching kids how to clearly express their ideas through writing. I move that cursive writing become a jr. high school elective instead of a grammer school priority. Who’s with me?

3514. Can you think of anything else (besides cursive writing) that is unhelpful, or unuseful, yet traditional and unquestioned? What?

3515. Name one female celebrity who you would guess wears size ___ clothing:






3516. Have you ever been to a place where the restrooms were named in a clever way rather than just saying men’s and woman’s? I’ve seen Hens and Roosters, Bart and Lisa, Dudes and Babes…what have you seen?

3517. What is the ‘message’ or ‘point behind’:

Fight Club?

Donnie Darko?


Minority Report?


A Walk to Remember?

You’ve Got Mail?

3518. have you seen, and what are your thoughts about these movies:


The Hot Chick?

Maid in Manhattan?

Star Trek: Nemesis?

About Schmidt?


The Guys?


The Jimmy Show?

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers?

Gangs of New York?

Two Weeks Notice?

The Wild Thornberrys Movie?

Smokers Only?

Treasure Planet?

The Santa Clause 2?

3519. START this sentance: ….and I think to myself, what a wonderful world.”

3520. What is:




3521. Tell us about yourself in the third person for a bit:

3522. If someone breaks a law, should they be punished if they did not know it was a law?

3523. If it’s so much easier to learn languages when we are very young (and it is, something to do with the developing brain) why do they wait until jr high and high school to teach them?

3524. Name a band you sort of like:

You are wearing that band’s t-shirt in a store. SUDDENLY some guy you don’t know comes up to you and goes, “Hey! You like (insert name of the band here)??!!”

This is obviously a really stupid question because if you didn’t like them you wouldn’t be wearing the t-shirt. Your witty reply is:

3525. If you were organizing cd’s in a music store what section would you put each of the following in (don’t forget the ‘bargain bin’ section!):


Depech Mode


Led Zeppelin

The Doors

Avril Lavigne


Manfred Mann

Iggy Pop

Pink Floyd

Guns N Roses


Britny Spears


Ozzy Osbourne


The Rolling Stones

The Beatles

Motley Crue

n Jovi

3526. Does coffee stimulate your mind or body more?

3527. Can you do ‘six degrees of seperation’ to anyone famous?

3528. What’s the oddest thing in your home?

3529. Do you find it odd when people who are not handicapped use the handicapped stall:

in the bathroom?

in the parking lot?

3530. Do you sometimes find yourself talking to yourself?

Do you answer yourself back?

3531. In your head do you call yourself ‘I’ or ‘you’ or both?

3532. What is the best excuse for why you haven’t done your homework?

3533. Someone tells you ‘well there are black people, and then there are n*ggers’. What do you think?

3534. Does culture shape behavior or does behavior shape culture?

3535. What determines whether a person will be:





3536. What is social loafing?

What is groupthink?

3537. I have an idea. let’s change the english language by making the words fewer, shorter and more concise. What do ya think?

3538. What are the physical symptoms of:




3539. Here’s the scenerio…your little eight year old brother is hangin out in the house when you come in..and catch him watching the playboy channel!

What do you do/say?

He says, “Why can’t I watch this?” What is your response?

Why do you respond that way?

3540. Who REALLY has a higher sex drive, girls or guys?

How can you tell?

3541. are you usually carefree?

3542. Do you generally prefer reading to meeting people?

3543. Do you often long for excitement?

3544. Are you mostly quiet when you are with others?

3545. Do you often do things spur of the moment/

3546. Are you slow an unhurried in the way you move?

3547. Would you do almost anything for a dare?

3548. Do you hate being in a crowd who plays jokes on one another?

3549. Do you enjoy wild parties?

3550. Have you ever paid for something priced more than $5.00 in only change?

3551. Is rascism still a big part of our culture?

3552. A drawing was shown to a person. The drawing showed a black man in a buisness suit standing next to a white man holding a razor. The person who saw this drawing was white and was asked to describe it to a second white person who had not seen it, who described it to a third, and so on. By the end of six rounds the final report often placed the razor in the hand of the black man and it is claimed he is waving it threateningly. What do you think of thiss?

3553. How many famous people cxan you name who committed sucicide?>

3554. Do you have OCD?

3555. Are you more anxious or relaxed?

Insecure or secure?

Socialble or with drawn?

Original or conventional?

3556. Are you more emotional or calm?

self pitying or content?

Fun loving or sober?

Imaginative or down to earth?

3557. Are you more Friendly or aloof?

adventurous or cautious?

Broad or narrow when it comes to interests?

recptive or closed to new ideas?

3558. Are you more good natured or irratble?

soft hearted or ruthless?

well organized or disorganized?

Dependable or undependable?

3559. Are you more courteous or rude/

sympathetic or tough minded/

hardworking or lazy?

ambitious or easy going?

Anxiety Inscurity Emotionalism and Self Pity are traits of a neurotic personality.

Sociable, fun loving, friendly and adventurous are traits of an extraverted personality.

orignality, imaginative, broad interests, and receptive are traits of an Open personality.

Good natured, soft hearted, courteous, and sympathetic are traits of an agreeable personality.

Well organized, dependable, hardworking and ambitious are traits of a conscientious personality.

3560. Do men and woman have little or a lot in common?

3561. Do you feel like any of the teachers you’ve ever had have REALLY cared about educating you to think for yourself?

Do you tend to try harder if they DO care?

3562. Have you ever been stereotyped?

As what?

3563. Have you ever been dsicriminated against?

For what?

3564. How often is your school and/or job closed due to weather?

3565. Who do you know that you believe does not masturbate?

3566. Does a cloned human being have a soul?

Why or why not?

3567. Finish the sentance: As the world turns..I only have one concern…that:

3568. What group in history has been the most oppressed?

3569. Have you read any biographies?


3570. What are you obsessed with?

3571. Break out your decoder ring..(no hints this time)! t3ii9 8 i9f3 697 29h5 697 53ii j3 6974 hqj3?

3572. Do you crack your:





3573. Of the following powers which 2 would you pick for yourself? The ability to fly, breathe under water, turn invincible, change into animals, freeze and restart time, never gain weight unless you want to, heal people with your touch, have orgasms that last for an hour

3574. Do you chew your penciles and pens?

3575. Can you tell the exact point where your back ends and your butt begins?

3576. When you are bored do you picture everyone eround you naked?

3577. What are some great holiday gift ideas for



3578. Who looks better naked, men or woman?

3579. Do you sit in chairs or fall into them?

3580. Has anyone ever

screamed your name during sex?

moaned your name during sex?

3581. Hershey’s kisses: mint, almond, hugs, plain. other?

3582. What’s the best slurpee flavor?

3583. What are five movies that you think someone would have to be living under a rock in iceland to not have seen?

3584. Of these words, which ones are funny:






What are some other funny words?

3585. Do you give good massages?

3586. What songs have been ‘stuck’ in your head?

3587. What don’t most people know about your job?

3588. Is there anything you won’t say unless someone else says it first?

3589. Do you need a little chrsitmas?

3590. Fake or real tree?

3591. Is your refridgerator running?

You know what to do.

3592. How can you explain when there are few words you can choose?

3593. Who can it be now?

3594. Where HAS Joe Dimaggio gone?

And why does our nation turn it’s eys to him?

3595. How often do you get headaches?

3596. Have you ever woen fake eyelashes?

3597. What could you spend 24 hours ina row doing?

3598. Is it Friday yet?

3599. Do you remember There was a time (ahaha) when people on the street were walking hand in hand in hand?/

3600. Do you talk to inanimate objects?

Do you try to get them to answer you?

Have they ever answered you?

3601. What brands do you like?

3602. What do you think of the ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ policy of gays in the millitary?

3603. Why do you think that so many people have such a problem with gays?

3604. It seems like it is more accepted for a woman to be bi or gay than for a man. Why do you think that is?

3605. When a kid kisses another kid on the playground is it sexual harassment?

3606. If you had to name your self after an object in the room with you what would you pick?

3607. Pick the two most important things out of these: writing deep thoughts, expressing your self clearly, being honest, finding new novel ways to waste time, being organized, practicing what you want to do, trying to be famous

3608. You were only waiting for this momen to —–

3609. Knowing historically that native American indians were and are the first americans, how do you feel about america and current americans?

3610. Just what exactly determines whether or not one is ‘mental’?

3611. is it true that people with depression CAN’T function in society?

3612. fill in the word: half of what i say is ———–

3613. Some people believe the Holocaust was a hoax?. What do you think of this?

3614. Does EVERYONE in the world care about how they look except YOU?

3615. Do you love italian names like Lorenzo, Gaetano, and Grazziano?

3616. Everyone does horrible things.

Do you think that people are more acceptiong of the bad things they do themselves or the bad things others do?

Which are you more accepting of?

3617. Is it true that NO ONE wants to date grumpy people?

3618. Bush and his henchmen have now come up with a list of people for the CIA to assassinate. What do you think of this?

3619. Why is it that in many states sodomy and oral sex are still illegal, even if they are consensual?

3620. What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think of:




nobel peace prize winners?

black panthers?

time magazine?


3621. Order these issues from most important and needing to be dealt with to least important and we can put it off:



aids cure,

the middle east,

putting power back in the hands of the people,

the environment,

better education

3622. Do you feel like you are missing out because you can only know a certain number of people in this world and you can’t know everyone?

3623. What do you imagine being a soldier in a war is actually like?

3624. Do you agree that woman should be allowed to enlist in the army?

3625. What is the purpose of government?

3626. Why don’t people believe in free love anymore?

3627. Do you make desicions with your head or your heart?

3628. What is the differance between sympathy and empathy?

3629. Can you think of any person or group you cannot empathsize with?

3630. Like creme savers?

3631. Your best friends asks you to marry them Out of the blue. You say:

3632. What makes you feel seriously depressed?

3633. Have you personaly worked for peace?

3634. Do you suppress parts of yourself because you are afraid of judgement?

3635. Do you take in the ideas and opinions of others too often?/

3636. 36 – 24 – 36?

3637. What just isn’t right?

3638. What make syour blood boil??

3639. Have you ever gone to the bathroom in aplace that wasn’t a bathroom?

3640. Want some water melon?

3641. What’s your favorite gum?

3642. What do you imagine going to Harvard is like?

3643. What would you get rid of forever if you had to choose snow or rain?

3644. Is there a santa clause?

3645. Do you understand yourself?

Do you understand everyone else?

3646. Do you think there is a connection between understanding yourself and understanding others?

3647. What’s good?

3648. Have you ever played dodge ball?

3649. Is there anything you feel men can do better than woman?

3650. Is there anything you feel woman can do better than men?

3651. What do you think of jazz?

3652. Why do you suppose Christmas has more hype than Chanucka?

3653. What is like a rock?

3654. Who do you 100% trust?

3655. Are you dreaming of a white christmas?

3656. Have you done anything nice for your neighbors this year?

3657. What is the most courageous thing you have ever done?

3658. What things (not people) would you miss most if you were locking the big brother house for weeks on end?

3659. Use five words to describe your life now.

3660. Use five words to describe your family.

3661. Use five words to describe your childhood.

3662. Who has seen the wind?

3663. what’s the point of MLA format? Why can’t students just freely write their gathered info and opinions the way they feel is best for them?

3664. What’s your favorite fairy tale?

3665. How will explain god to your children (or a child)?

3666. Is this question satanic?

3667. Name a person that you love.

Describe how they look:

Describe how they sound:

Describe how they smell:

Describe how they feel:

Describe how they taste:

3668. What will last longer, the moon or the human race?

3669. Whose lives do you value more; those of your country or all of humanity?

3670. If the jehovas witnesses dropped by your house what would you do?

3671. Someone you work with or go to school with is giving you a surprise gift. Would you like it better if it were a talking teddybear or a mini tarot deck?

3672. Where does the sky begin? Just above the ground?

3673. What’s the most romantic thing to do?

3674. What’s your most twisted, perverted or odd fantasy?

3675. What’s wrong with lieing?

3676. If you could have lunch with any _______ who would it be?

rock star?


political leader?

historical figure?

dead person?

person from your past?

person in the world?



fictional character?

Disney character?

What’s a samuri?

3677. Dedicate a song to someone right now.

3678. It’s christmas eve at ten o’clock at night and YOU HAVE NO SHOPPING DONE! The only thing that’s open is the grocery store and the drug store. Do you do all your christmas shopping in the grocery and drug store?

3679. If superman is so powerful how does he get with Louis Lane? Wouldn’t he kill her?

3680. What do you think of

Jane Fonda?

Alan Alda?

3681. Remember Mary Popins?

Feed the birds tuppence a bag.

What is ‘tuppance’?

3682. What was the saddest most
tear jerking heart wrenching moment of the movie Titanic?

3683. Would you like a nice hot bath?

3684. Why is jesus always pictured as white when he came from the middle east and was probably middle eastern?

3685. Which is worse: Sand in your underwear or Sand in your mouth?

3686. Has President Bush made his case for war with Iraq?

3687. Should Senator Lott resign (or have resigned) his leadership post?

3688. If you could pick time’s person of the year who would you pick?

3689. Name all the people you know who you are attracted to and what is attracctive about them?

3690. What does RSVP actually mean?

3691. Is rhyming fun?

3692. Are your dreams violent?

3693. What 3 questions would you love to ask either your mom or your dad?

3694. What are the hardest words to say?

3695. Should I smile because we’re friends or cry because that’s all we’ll ever be?

3696. What do you think of the slogan ‘you laugh because i’m different. I laugh becuse you are all the same’

3697. How do you stop dry elbows?

3698. Why don’t people MAKE gifts more often?

3699. Tell it to the world! Read my lips:

3700. Do you like those plastic couch coverings?

3701. If you HAD to do your holiday shopping for EVERYONE in only ONE store what store would you pick?

3702. What’s more annoying: the person in front of you driving ten miles under the speed limit on a regular day OR a person who cuts you off doing 10 miles over the speed limit on a stormy day?

3703. Define the word TIME without using the word time in the definition.

3704. What old cartoons do you remmeber watching?

3705. Do you think that people care only about the people they know personally or do most people care about all people?

Why do you think people feel that wway?

3706. Are you more like Brak Zorak or Space ghost and why?

3707. Would you rather see the movie first and then read the book or read the book and then see the movie?

3708. Do you own any audio books?


3709. Why are things the way they are?

3710. Do you believe that guns don’t kill people and that people kill people?


3711. What is the best way you can think of to prevent murder?

3712. Why is it that in the USA thousands of people are murdered with a gun each year while in Canada only a handful of people are murdered with a gun each year?

Sure sounds like the USA is doing something wrong, but what?

3713. Is there a difference between really being yourself and just being automatic and acting on whims?


3714. Have you ever strolled through a graveyard?

In the dark?

3715. What is the difference between a good poem and a bad one?

3716. Who really cares about anything?

Do you?

Do you let it show, all the time?

3717. Do you live with passion?

3718. Do you talk to squirrels?

3719. Do you kick up leaves?

3720. Whuch do you need more: sugar, caffiene, alcohol, drugs, sex, sleep?

3721. What images do you get from the phrase ‘human subway’?

3722. Joe Strummer died. Are you sad?

Do you have a fond memory of him to share?

3723. If you are a guy are circumcised?

If you are a girl which do you prefer circumcised or not?

3724. Does it bother you that in the USA you will be tracked based on what web sites you visit, what online purchases you make and your email will be read by the government?

3725. Have you ever checked out the online personals?

3726. What do you crave?

3727. On a scale of 1-10 how tough are you?

3728. On a scale of 1-10 how tender are you?

3729. On a scale of 1-10 how good are you?

3730. On a scale of 1-10 how evil are you?

3731. What would make a cool coffee table book?

3732. What’s the most interesting conversation piece in your home?

3733. If you could get on the mall loud speaker on christmas eve you would say, ‘Attention holiday shoppers:

3734. What are you on the outside of looking into?

3735. Are you more of a peculiar purple pie man or a sour grape?

3736. Who is someone you know should deserve more respect?

3737. Does the end ever justify violence as a means?

If yes, when?

3738. Care about everything, or care about nothing? Which would be worse?

3739. Why do so many people on the internet pretend to be pregnant?

3740. Have you ever been the diary Hicks or Brian (same guy, Hicks is the old diary, Brian is the current one)?

If yes, what are your thoughts?

3741. What was your new years like in (answer all that you can remember)














3742. You know the Def Leopard song, ‘Love Bites’?

Do they actually mean love bites as in it sucks, or lovebites as in hickies?

3743. All you want for chrsitmas is:

3744. If you rearrange the letters in SANTA what words can you make?

3745. Say anything:

3746. Can you feel your life ending one minute at a time?

3747. Is there something you don’t want to talk about?

3748. What is the most offinsive thing you can think of to type here:

Who do you think it would offend?

3749. Who would you stop the world and melt with?

3750. Is there anyone you wish you had never known?

3751. Do you prefer to drive or be driven?

massage or be massaged?

pamper or be pampered?

go down or be gone down on?

3752. What do you think of the sims?

3753. How about the Sims Online?

3754. Professional or home pedicure and why?

3755. Is there a difference between over weight and over fat?


3756. What do you think of Rush Limbaugh?

3757. Do you buy books and then never read them?

3758. What does OPP stand for?

3759. If you had to be a character from married with children, what would you be?

3760. What did you get for christmas?

3761. What was your best ever valentine’s day?

3762. What movie would you like to see again, that you haven’t watched since you were a kid?

3763. Have you seen Fantastic Planet?

3764. Do feet disgust you?

3765. What pain releaver do you use?

3766. Are you an artist, a designer or a doodler?

3767. Do you belong to a gym?

3768. Have you ever been to court?

Over what?

Did you win?

3769. Would you ever take a caase on court TV (Judge Judy and such)??

3770. You are given a million dollars, only you MUST spend it (or as much as possible) IN ONE MONTH. ANY LEFT OVER M

3771. What are your pj’s like?

3772. Is there a fabric you love above all other fabrics?

3773. Can you think of any words (besides mom, dad and bob) that spell the same thing backwards and forwards?

3774. Who would enter an ugly foot contest????

3775. Would you rather see a movie with someone who screams during the movie, crys through the movie, or talks theough the movie? What’s the least annoying?

3776. Do you have any grey hair?

3777. Are all the Jennifers you know psychotic?

3778. Do you want to join a country club?

3779. ‘I felt a funeral in my brain’ – Emily Dickinson

What do you feel in your brain?

3780. What is the best atari game you can remember?

3781. Hulk Hogan, Alf or Mr T?

3782. Did you dance today?

3783. Are birds happy in cages?

Are pets happy indoors?

3784. Have you, or has anyone you know, ever been stuffed in a locker?

3785. Critique this poem.

Last night death signed my yearbook

Have a good summer

he said

see ya next year

and then I realized it wasn’t my yearbook

it was my tombstone

3786. Red or white wine?

3787. Hula hoops or jump ropes?

3788. Do you like tiffany lights?

3789. Do you like fights?

3790. What do YOU want to pin the tail on?

3791. Wasn’t last night fun?

3792. Have you ever met a group of more interesting people?

3793. Would you eat Spaghetti with waffles to keep from offending someone?

3794. Do you play with Mr Patatoe head?

3795. Would you rather live in an attic or a basement?

3796. Can you understand sign language?

3797. Do you wear ridiculous hats?

Does Elton John?

3798. What music is wild and crazy?

3799. How does one live their life like a candle in the wind?

3800. Ziggy and the Spiders or Benny and the Jets?

LOTR The Two Towers

3801. Who is your favorite Lord of the Rings charater and why?

3802. In the Lord of the Rings…how do the characters go on when the forces against them are so powerful?

How can they go on when so many awful things have happened?

3803. What is it that makes middle earth worth saving?

3804. Is Frodo making a personal sacrifice by taking the ring to be destroyed?

3805. What would you do in Frodo’s place?

3806. When you saw the two towers did you really want the Ents (Treebeard etc.)to get involved in the war?

3807. Why didn’t Merry and Pippin just allow the Ents to take them home to the shire?

What could two tiny hobbits do in a great war?

3808. Why did the elves go to Helm’s Deep?

They had a dusty old alliance but they could have escaped and made a new and better life, without risking their lives.

3809. Who is the most heroic LOTR character and what makes them a hero?

3810. What characters in LOTR put their own interests before the interests of all?

What characters put the interests of all above their own interests?

3811. Aragorn left the elvish girl he loved. How could he leave someone he loved?

Isn’t love the highest thing that there is?

What could he possibly have valued higher than love that he left her for?

Do you agree with him?

3812. What LOTR character displays the most humanity?

3813. What did you notice that was different between the Two Towers book and movie?

3814. Why is Frodo so kind to Gollum?

3815. You are in Helm’s Deep on the eve of battle. Do you put on a suit of armor and fight, or crawl into the caves and hope to be protected?

3816. What have you risked your life for?

What would you?

3817. With the constant threat of violence, war, nukes, terror, chemicle weapons, etc. aren’t we all in a similar position to those in the Lord of the Rings?

3818. How can we go on when the evil in this world is so powerful?

How can we go on when so many awful things have happened?

3819. What is it that makes our Earth worth saving?

3820. Who’s responsibility is it to save our world?

3821. Who was more technilogically advance in LOTR, the ‘good guys’ or the ‘bad guys’?

3821. What was Tolkien saying by causeing the Ents (trees) to come together with the river (by breaking the dam) and over throw Sauromon?

3822. Should Wormtoung have been killed?

Should Gollum?

Why or why not?

3823. In the battlee for Middle Earth, which LOTR character would you most like to be like and why?

3824. Which character do you think you actually WOULD be the most like?

3825. What is the over all ___ that you took away with you from this movie?

lesson or message?


**End LOTR**

3826. Why do most people associate being spiritual or connected to the world as being a hippy?

3827. Why is passion and honest emotion equated with hallmark cards/

3828. What words set off alarms in your brain (for me it’s anarchy, pagan, etc)?

3829. Are you dancin in the dark?

3830. Name 2 things you have never done in public:



3831. If you had to choose out of what you just named, which one WOULD you do in public?

3832. Challenge yourself. Do whatever it is in public.

Why not?

What are you so terrified of?

3832. Is hell REALLY other people?

3833. Or would it be more hellish to live totally without other people?

3834. Leggos or linkin logs?

3835. What books have you read more than once?

3836. Do you get different things out of reading a book a second time a year or more after reading it the first time?

Is it because you are a different person after time passes?

3837. The person who goes to ____ is not the same person who comes back. Fill in the blank with anything you think fits.

3838. Quick! Empty your brain here!

3839. What’s the best movie soundtrack?

3840. Tissues with or without aloe?

3841. Are you on any medication?

3842. Does any part of your own body disgust you?

If yes, isn’t that odd? What could have caused that feeling of disgust with your own body?

3843. Want some popcorn?

3844. What if Atlas shrugged?

3845. Who has led the most interesting life?/

3846. What movies are comming out next year that you are looking forward to?

3847. If someone is half man and half dog is he his own best friend?

3848. Paper or plastic?

3849. Why did things make sense in childhood, but they don’t now?

3850. Is it crazy time?

3851. If there is a lotto with 50 numbers, and a player picks 6 numbers without repeating any, what are their chances of getting all 6 winning numbers?
3852. If there were no law
s and no rules name 3 things you would do that you don’t/wouldn’t/can’t do now?

3853. It’s a costume party. What will your costume be if the theme is:

the 70’s?


under the sea?

3854. Have you ever wanted to release the lobsters from those tanks in restraunts and put them back in the sea?

3855. How funky is your chicken?

How loose is your goose?

3856. What’s your favorite animal out of these: emu, otter, duck billed platypus, moose, skunk?

3857. priest, rabbi, or other religios leader, a judge, or a sea captain to perform your wedding?

3858. Do you think that it’s okay for people to write their own wedding vows?

3859. Rank these as places to be married. 1 = best.

Your House or Yard

The Beach

A Park


A Forest

A Catering Hall

Las Vegas

A church or temple

A Courthouse

On a Boat

On a Space Station

3860. The Earth is doomed. A giant asteroid is headed our way. It will decimate the planet in 3.2 days. You and your family own a space pod and you have room for 7 people from the list below. Everyone else dies. Who do you pick?

Orlando Bloom, Justin Timberlake, Joan Jett, John Denver

Baby Eve (the first human clone), Jennifer Lopez, Johnny Depp, George W Bush, David Bowie, Charleton Heston, Ralph Nader, Moby, Jeff Bridges, Kelly Osbourne, Frank Zappa, Bill Clinton, Britney Spears, Osama Bin Laden

The Pope, Eminem, Madonna

3861. Rank the following dead people in order of who you would like to spend the day with. 1 = you’d like to hang out with them the most.

Joan of Arc

Groucho Marx

John Lennon

Joey Ramone

Anton Levay


Jack Kerouac


John F Kennedy

Lucielle Ball

Jim Morrison

3862. If you could grant immortality to one person you know (can’t be yourself) who would you give it to?

3863. If you could grant immortality to one person who you do not know personally but know of (writer, politician, etc) who would you give it to?

3864. Name a person you love:

Name a person you admire:

Name a friend:

Name a relative:

If you had to condemn one of them to death to save the lives of the others who would it be and why?

3865. Would you rather be one of Santa’s elves or a dentist?

3866. When you first meet people what do you talk to them about?

3867. You have been invited to a party with any sports team in the world. Which one?

3868. Finish the sentances.

In a world where:

He was:

She was:

Together, they were:

Why do so many movie trailers start off by saying ‘In a world..’?

3869. Make up a superhero with really unhelpful powers:

3870. A couple of days ago this guy won 14 million dollars and tried to donate 1 million to the salvation army. The salvation army turned the money down saying they didn’t want dirty gambling money. Did they do the right thing?

3871. If you had a spare million for charity work who would you donate it to?

3872. What’s the craziest most shocking moment of rock and roll history that you can think of?

3873. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle it’s called heroic, but if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it’s called murder?

3874. What kind of punishment do you feel the following crimes deserve:

premeditated murder?

date rape?

drug sales?

drug use?


3875. If you could kiss anyone in the world on midnight at new year’s eve, who would be the lucky one?

3876. You have just taken two sexy people prisoner because they found your hide out and you think they are spies. What do youd do: kill them, hump them or have crumpets and tea?

3877. What is your new year’s resolution?

3878. Should the U.S. focus more on the threat from N. Korea or Iraq?

3879. Would you ever have plastic surgery?

3880. How can George Bush be considered a Christian when he a war-monger and the ten comandments say do not kill?

3881. What is the most inetesting premise for a reality tv show that you can think of?

3882. Who is the Hollywood Star next to die of a drug overdose?

3883. Do you find yourself caring a lot about online people, even if you haven’t met or spoken to them off of the computer?

3884. When you hear the song puff the magic dragon what do you think?

3885. Let’s give you a tarot reading. Go on, ask any question:

first card: the reversed high preistess.

you may be expecting things to come too easily. You should be careful not to give up if they dont go your way. You’re feeling a desire to escape, to withdraw into yourself. Shrug off your current lack of focus and work diligently to acheive the goals you want.

second card: the reversed hanged man.

You shouldnt be close-minded with your situation. There are many alternatives and possible solutions to your problems. Try something new.

The last card: Justice.

what goes around comes around. Seek advice on the matters at hand from elders. Do healthy things, spiritually and physically.

3886. What does ‘boo’ mean dn how did it become a slang word of affection?

3887. How often do you stretch?

3888. Have you ever wished that you didn’t have to be yourself?

3889. Would you rather wear shoes full of earthworms or a hat full of spiders?

3890. What are some things that for most people go unsaid?

3891. I said, ‘Play me the best song in the world.’ You put on:

3892. What happened last year that you would like to forget?

3893. What are you not able to do alone?

3894. Do you feel more connected to earth air fire or water and why?

3895. Which two words belong together and why: life, seawater, chocolate, blood, hair piece

3896. If con is the opposite of pro, what’s the opposite of progress?

3897. Have you ever wanted to meet the inspectors with the numbers for names(i.e. inspected by 36)?

3898. Who is the most thought-provoking person you know, &why?

3899. If you could change 1 thing you did in the last 24 hours, what would it be & why?

3900. What is the most bizarre thing you’ve ever done?

3901. What is the most annoying tv ad?

3902. If you died, how would you hope others would remember you?

3903. Name 2 questions that you will most likely never say ‘no’ to:



3904. What is the softest part of your body?

3905. What family do you want to see in place of the Osbournes when they finally stop doing their show?

3906. If you could pick 3 bands to go on tour together who would they be?

3907. What is a main differance between western and eastern philospohy?

3908. Would you be fooled by Joe/Josephine Millionaire?

3909. Do you believe Michael Jackson does innoprpriate things at his Neverland Ranch? Like what?

3910. What do you think of gov. Ryan who cleared out Illinois’ death row?

3911. Would you want a $500 gift certificate to:

Kmart or Target?

Macy’s or Hot Topic?

Border’s Books or Spencer Gifts?

Victoria’s Secr
et or Frederick’s of Hollywood?

3912. What do you think of this website: http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

3913. Man vs Elephant. A zookeeper was treating a constipated elephant. He gave her too much laxitive. Suddenly everything exploded out onto the zookeeper. He was knocked to the ground where he hit his head on a rock and got knocked out. There he suffocated under a pile of elephant dung. True story. Is it a funy story?

If yes, what is funny about it? Why is it so taboo to laugh at death?

3914. What are your favorite five things from this list:

alternate realities, animals, astronomy, birds, camus, cats, cheap trick, cocaine, cooking, costumes, dancing, elvis, gambling, greta garbo, james dean, jeff buckley, joy division, marilyn monroe, mixed drinks, moody blues, morrissey, mozart, my bloody valentine, orbital, pizza, playing flute, prince, radiohead, rummy 500, scrabble, table tennis, talk talk, van morrison, writing

3915. Do you have to read lots to be able to write well?

3916. Vanilla ice. Everyone loved him, suddenly everyone hated him. What was the deal??

3917. If you could kick one person out of the grammies who would it be (Avril, Eminem, etc)?

3918. Studies have revealed that when sending out a resume a person has a 50% higher chance of getting a responce if their name is white sounding than if it is black sounding. What do you think about this?

Why do companies respond this way?

3919. Should Big Fat Greek Wedding really be a Big Fat Greek sitcom?

3920. What are you addicted to?

3921. What fascinates you?

3922. What is fascinating about you?

3923. Personality wise, is anything the same for all human beings and if so, what?

3924. What kind of a contest woud you have a shot at winning?

3925. You see a dirty punk kid who had a giant cowboy hat on who is rolling his own cigarettes. Your impression?

3926. What would you never want to have more than 2 of?

3927. Is there a movie you just could not finish watching? What and why?

3928. Is there anyone that you love and want to be around for no explainable reason?

3929. Would you go to times square for new years?

3930. Do you think that there are to many signs blocking up the scenery?

3931. Did video really kill the radio star?

3932. What was your favorite atari game?

3933. what is your favorite neon color?

3934. Do you get depressed eveytime it rains? If yes, why?

3935. ‘The more you admit that all your actions are robotic, the less robotic you are.’ What does Tim leary mean by this?

Do you agree or disagree and why?

How much of your actions do you admit are robotic?

3936. Are we not men?

3937. Is it easy to be you? Would being someone else make it any easier?

3938. Why are sex religion and politics such taboo subjects?

3939. Is there really a differance between republicans and democrats?

3940. Imagine someone has a great personality, sense or humor, family and job. they also really really like you a lot. Would you consider dating them if they:

were fat?


were a midget?

had hiv?

were paralized in one arm?

had a glass eye?

had only 6 months to live?

3941. What makes you experiance nostalgia?

3942. What do you remember about these historical figures:

Woodrow Wilson?

Hellen Keller?

Christopher Columbus?

3943. Out of the above three figures, one is a huge racist, one is a socialist and one is a slave trader. Can you guess which is which?



slave trader:

3944. Betcha they didn’t tell you that in american history. Wilson, Keller and Columbus are painted as heros, impossibly good, ideal people. Why are so many things ommitted from and lied about in american history text books?

3945. Do you drink super caffinated energy drinks?

3946. eminem or moby?

3947. spongebob or the animanicas?

3948. Why do people rush to grow up only to wish they were a child again?

3949. Why do people sacrifice their health to obtain moneya d then use the money to restore their health?

3950. Jetsons or Flintstones?

3951. What are you saving up for?

3952. Would you rather improve your cooking, creativity, body,logic or charisma?

3953. Is it more important to have stregnth or speed?

3954. What is your favorite thing to do each day?

3955. When you are driving do you ever feel like turning the car towards someplace unfamiliar and not comming back?

3956. Have you ever gone to lunch at a job and never gone back to the job?

3957. What kind of a dining room set defines you as a person?

3958. Kiss, with or without the make up?

3959. Madonna or Courtney Love?

3960. Are you down with james Brown?

3961. Do you believe in miracles?

3962. Are you living a lie?

3963. If you had to give up one would it be caled ID or call waiting?

3964. Are you ready to switch to an electric or solar powered car?

3965. What is the greatest band of the 90’s?

3966. What’s the appeal of Alley Mcbeal?

3967. Fill in the blank.

___ aint the kind of place to raise a kid.

3968. What song goes: starry eye surprise, sundown to sunrise, we’re gonna dance all night to this dj’ and who is it by?

3969. What ever happened to the mtv vj Kennedy?

3970. if you could sing with one band for a day what band and what song would you want it to be?

3971. Josie and the PussyCats or Jem?

3972. Wouldn’t oyu like to be a pepper too?

3973. Britney spears, school girl or sexy, which do you prefer?

3974. Would you get married on tv?

3975. Where do you go looking for the secrets of life?

3976. What is the fuel for your soul?

3977. Why do people watch american idol (I think it’s for Simon)?

3978. What makes life sweet?

3979. What does it take to make a great band?

3980. What do you think of when you hear the word ‘devo’?

3981. What song or movie represents the 80’s for you?

3982. What song poem or other piece of writing would you want read when you died?

3983. Is a stable job home and family pretty much your goal or do you want more than that and WHAT?

3984. What tv show that is no longer on tv do you miss?

3985. Remember when Chris from nirvana threw his bass in the air and hit himself in the head with it?

3986. What commercial is really annoying you(almonds, want some almonds, you’re a big fellow aren’t you)???

3987. Nominate a rockstar for president:

3988. Who amazes you?

3989. What’s the best musical act to come outta your own country?

another country?

3990. Is your life glamorous and exciting?

3991. Greatest oldschool rap artist:

greatest newschool rap artist:

3992. DJ Jazzy jeff or Will Smith, which persona?

39993. Ever try yoga?

3994. Are you a brick shit house?

3995. What products do you use?

3996. How good do you look

3997. Tonight you’re going to party like_________

3998. Have you ever written a song?

if yes did you record it?

3999. What would you like to have 999 of?

4000. Do you own a metal detector?

4001. How would you rate your sex drive?

4002. You are sitting alone with a stack of videos and a vcr. Of the following which are you most likely to puut on (1 is most, 10 is least)

The good the bad and the ugly,


slc punk,

twin peaks fire walk with me,

jerry springer too hot for tv,

singing in the rain,

flash gordon,

the matrix,

blade runner,

the muppet movie

4003. Are you more likley to get or send random instant messages?

4004. If you were writing an ad telling people to come to your town what would you say about it?

4005. What part of your body can you not stand to get an itch on?

4006. How many people do you suppose have stolen that System of a Down album called ‘steal this album’?

4007. Name a band you like:

What are/were this band’s roots and influences?

4008. would you rather have a poster of john lennon or a cute fuzzy black cat?

4009. make a public service announcement:

4010. What makes you feel the need to escape?

4011. You and your signifigant other, crush, interest etc…who is the ernie and who is the bert?

4012. When was the last time you did something and later asked yourself ‘did I do the right thing?’?

4013. What do you find it hard to say goodbye to?

4014. What is your fantasy valentine’s day like?

4015. If you had to have a color for a name, what color would it be?

4016. Should preference be given to minority students during the college admission process?

4017. Sweet wine, fresh crisp appples, bagles with creme cheese and lox…what is the most incredibly luxurious food?

4018. Is there really anything to fear in communism?

4019. Best sesame street character:

most annoying sesame street character:

4020. feast or famine?

4021. Write a poem right here in five minutes or less:

4022. Do you stay and help clean up after a party?

4023. Why was the teddy bear named after teddy roosevelt?

4024. What are you the prince or princess of?

4025. Some people think that Christmas should be taken off of public school calanders because it is politically incorrect. What aould you say to this?

4026. Would you rather go to an excorcism or a step aerobics class?

4027. Do you believe in spells and curses?

4028. What tv show does your family watch together?

4029. What’s on your calander this year?

4030. Is anything ruining your life?


4031. How was life meant to be lived?

4032. What is your usual breakfast?

4033. If you had kids, would you worry about what they did online?

4034. Will you be maxin and relaxin this weekend?

If not, what are your weekened plans?

4035. Who has the most interesting story to tell:

someone who used to fly to asia as a drug trader

the ceo of Nike

a nyc homeless person

a preacher’s wife

4036. What do you have a bad feeling about?

4037. Do you have a lot to say?

4038. If a smallpox vaccine was offered to you, would you take it?

4039. Would you ever work at a kissing booth?

how about a dunking booth?

4040. There is a woman who paints by stripping naked, rolling around in paint and then pressing her body against the canvas. What do you think of her art?

4041. Have you ever bought something you saw on tv?

4042. Name a relative:

that relative dies unexpectedly. On the same day 9/11 happens. You can either bring back your relative or bring back 1/2 the people who dies on 9/11. What do you do?

4043. Have you gone mental?

4044. What do you think of jews for jesus?

4045. Has anyone ever tried to ‘save’ you?

4046. Quick! picture santa clause in your head…

Was he black or white when you pictured him?

4047. Would you ever buy a black santa clause?

4048. or take your kids to vist a black santa clause?

why or why not?

4049. What do you smell like?

4050. What kind of soup do you eat?

4051. What have you heard about the next Harry Potter book?
Will you pre-order it?

4052. Would you rather go out or stay in?

4053. What’s your favorite song to hear on halloween?

4054. What song makes you feel all tingly like you want to laugh and scream and cry?

4055. If you were starting a website that was not about you, what Would it be about?

4056. Do you ever take the long way just for fun?

4057. ‘..and god said let there be ____and there I was.’

Fill in the blank, as if if you were talking about yourself.

4058. What do you think of when you hear the word ‘mill’?

4059. What do you think of when you hear the name:

weird al?

bob dylan?

michael jackson?

henry rollins?

billy idol?

gary numan?

will smith?

paul mcartney?

alice cooper?

J Lo?

4060. What is one social disater you have had?

4061. Can you moonwalk?

4062. If a presidential candidate went on late night tv, picked up a guitar and rocked out on it and could really play, would that influence you to like/respect them more?

4064. If it was possible for people to instantly change from one sex to another, would everyone be straight in the end?

Would you change your sex?

4065. Finish the sentance: nobody broke your heart, if you’re alone…

4066. Would you rather have a best friend OR a boyfriend/girlfriend on a Friday night?

4067. Would a woman rather be complimented about her intelligence OR her looks?

4068. Do you tend to think of the right thing to say after the moment is gone?

4069. Would you rather a potential mate have nice hair OR nice legs?

4070. Okay,…. nice hair OR a nice rack/bulge?

4071. What is one thing you thought you would enjoy, but actually didn’t?

4072. Be in the spotlight OR in the shadows?

4073. What is your favorite part of the newspaper?

4074. What in your life has been an “acquired taste” for you?

4075. Do you find sunlight makes you happier?

4076. If you could conquer one fear, it would be…?

4077. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever seen someone do or heard anyone has done?

4078. How do you feel about the fact that J-Lo earns 37 million dollars a year?

Do you buy anything that contributes to her salary?

Is J Lo the ultimate ideal of what a woman should be?

4079. What is unforgettable beauty?

80. Worst fashion mistake EVER:

4081. What is your advice to someone on their first date?

4082. Is there a musical performer more ridiculous than Avril Lavigne (I don’t think there is)?

4083. What is the best:

daytime talk show?

late night talk show?

4084. Are you afraid of total freedom?

4085. Do you live in an invisible prison?

4086. Who do you feel distant from, that you used to be close to?

4087. Rate the following song lyrics (1 = you like it the most, 9 = you like it the least).

Maybe you shouldn’t care/throw away those dreams/& dare

Eden lets me in/I find the seeds of love/And climb upon the highwire/I kiss and tell all my fears

I know the pressure is on/In a race for the life of endless love/If it seems to much/Remember/All these things are endless

I see the wind, oh I see the trees/Everything is clear in my heart/I see the clouds, oh I see the sky/Everything is clear in our world

Inflatable doll/Lover ungrateful/I blew up your body/But you blew my mind

Well I jumped into the river/too many times to make it home/I’m out here on my own/drifting all alone/and if it doesn’t show/ give it time/to read between the lines

The very thought of you makes/My heart sing/Like an April breeze/On the wings of spring/And you appear in all your splendor/My one and only love

now I’ve had lots of girls/most of them from other worlds/but lookin through the galaxey/the valley girls are the ones for me

I’m the dandy highwayman so sick of easy fashion/the clumsy boots, peek-a-boo roots that people think so dashing/so what’s the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?/it’s kind of tough to tell a scruff the big mistake he’s making

4088. Can you name any of the nine bands/songs above?

4089. What would your reaction be if a total stranger called to say s/he loved you and told you that you were to pass the message on to others in a telephone call you make yourself?

4090. Would you like to take a journey to jupiter?

4091. Can you crack nuts in your bare hands?

4092. Do you take walks at night?

4093. Beavis and Butthead or daria?

4094. Cow or chicken?

4095. Do you think you will visit China in this life?

4096. Are you having a happy day?

4097. When was or will be your ‘golden birthday’ (when your age is the same as your birthdate, like turning 17 on the 17th)?

4098. Enlighten everyone with something profound:

4099. When has the third time been the charm for you?

4100. What is kinda sick, but fun?

4101. What is the most difficult thing you have ever overcome?

4102. What is more imporatnt, how much someone has achieved or how far they have come to achieve it?

4103. Have you ever had anything published?

4104. Of the following, what kind of person would you be more attracted to (1 is highest, 3 lowest):

less good looking than you?

about as good looking as you?

more good looking than you?

how goodlooking are you?

4105. less inteligent than you?

about as intelligent as you?

more intelligent than you?

how intelligent are you?

4106. has less money than you?

has about as much money as you?

has more money than you?

How wealthy are you?

4107. less wild and crazy than you?

about as wild and crazy as you?

more wild and crazy than you?

How wild and crazy are you?

4108. Is your bathroom shelf stacked with numorous bottles of lotions and creams?

4109. How do you maintain your body?

4110. Did you ever imagine that objects have a life of their own?

4111. What is it like to be an object, do ya think?

4112. Do stones, rocks, trees, lamps, water, couches, etc all have some sort of life energy running through them?

4113. Would you ever consider getting romantically involved with:

your teacher?

your doctor?

4114. If ____ asked me for sex, I could NOT refuse. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking.

4115. What is ‘nothing’?

4116. Would you rather read about how to get better abs or about how thousands of people across the globe are marching for peace?

4117. Should america make love, not war?

4118. If you could nominate anyone for sainthood, who ould you and why?

4119. Can you name one person who is purely good?

4120. How about one person who is completely evil?

4121. Is there a book inside of you?

If yes, what about?

4122. Do you call people more often or get calls more often?

4123. What do you wake up to?

4124. If you could get a free subscription to any magazine what would it be?

4125. When you wrote letters to santa did you ever ask for stuff that didn’t exist?

4126. Make up a new slogan for McDonald’s:

4127. What kind of people do you like to be associated with (buisness, writers, dark, antisocial, spiritual, happy)?

4128. How are you like a toaster?

4129. Do you believe we are really in the matrix?

4130. There are 2 dolls, a gw Bush doll and a Sadam Hussein doll. You can only afford one. Which do you buy?

4131. What is a jaberwocky?

4132. Finish the sentances:

I’m speed racer and I drive real fast, I drive real fast:

I’m a big bird and I like to steal, I like to steal and I like to:

I’m a barbie doll and I’ve got grace, I’ve got grace but:

4133. What do you think aliens would think of life on earth?

4134. What image do you get fom the words ‘urban decay’?

4135. Have a ___ day. Fill in the blank with anything but ‘nice’

4136. Do you own anything with a:

southpark character or logo on it?

greatful dead bear or logo on it?

4137. What is your impression of beatniks?

4138. What was the last thing you ordered (or watched) on pay-per-view?

4139. Nails, long or short?

4140. Do you prefer touch lamps, the clapper, or the old-fashioned light switch?

4141. Can you ‘berry talk’?

4142. Do you like vines on old buildings?

How about grafitti on old buildings?

4143. When someone says ‘it’s been one of tose days’ what do they mean by ‘those days’?

4144. Have you ever owned those magic markers that could change colors?

4145. It’s not easy bein’ ____. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking.

4146. Is there a song that has been stuck in your head since you were a child?

4147. Do you own anything plaid?

4148. Do you recycle?

4149. What is your strongest point?

4150. What is your weakest point?

What are you doing to work on that weakness?

4151. Paraphrase (rewrite) this sentance without using any of the words currently in it that are more than 2 letters long (except THE you can use THE). If anyone should st
eal this survey from you they should paraphrase YOUR sentance and so on.

Deep in the heart of turn of the century India a young mongoose is adopted by a british family

4152. A baby is born witha terminal disese. She will suffer agonizing pain for 5 years and then die. The mother gives the baby a sleeping medicine and it dies. Mom claims it was a mercy killing. Prosecution claims it was murder. You are on the jury. What is your vote?

4153. Why doesn’t poetry say outright what it means?

4154. Read this sentance:

It was dark in the subway and the man held a razor in his hand.

Now delete it.


Now write any sentance you want there instead.

4155. What is your opinion of Orson Welles?

4156. If you were a lotion, what would your label say?

4157. What side id your good side?

4158. Rewrite that sentance you deleted up there as best you can. Try to get the idea across even if you don’t get the exact words right:

4159. What is your favorite work by Edgar Allen Poe?

4160. Of the following short stories which would you be most likly to read (based on titles alone if you aren’t familiar with them, 1 is most likely 9 is least likely)??

Young Goodman Brown

The Cask of Amontillado

The Story of an Hour

The Metemorphasis

Barn Burning

The Lottery

A & P

The Sandkings

Minority Report

4161. What is the differance between a norm and a value?

4162. Can you think of a norm in your own culture that is different from a value in your culture?

4163. Who is your favorite star wars character?

4164. Why haven’t we begun to colonize the moon?

4165. What did you think of the shuttle columbia blowing up?

4166. What do you remember about the challenger?

4167. Is the force with you?

4168. What is your favorite spoof movie?

4169. Would you ever own a(n):

human slave?

robotic slave (where the robot is consiouss of itself)?

trained ape slave?

human clone slave?

4170. What can no one stop you from doing?

4171. Who would you be bored without?

4172. What is your only hope?

4173. Would you rather visit france or puerto rico and why?

4174. Have you ever corrupted someone or dragged them down?

4175. If you could say/teach one thing to all the youth of america what would it be?

4176. Does any part of your body get in yyour way?

4177. Leia or Amidala?

4178. Do you trust your feelings?

4179. Do you feel empty or passionate most of the time?

4180. What was your monet of triumph?

4181. Explain what piety is:

4182. In what ways are you a rebel?

4183. In what ways are you a conformist?

4184. Do you likie movie endings that leave you wondering or tie upp all the loose ends?

4185. What movie has the best soundtrack?

4186. What adventure would you liike to undertake?

4187. Do you tip gas station attendants when you get full service?

4188. Do you own any souvineers; what from where?

4189. Does your age make you embaressed?

4190. Are you the strong and silent type?

4191. What doo your shoes look like?

4192. Do you ever admire yourself while naked?

4193. If you could make someone’s clothes magically disappear who would you do it to and where?

4194. Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool that follows the first fool?

4195. A good website for the bored (not a diary one):

4196. Did people REALLY land on the moon?

4197. Would you rather live for a month in India or Alaska?

4198. What is one country you ould NEVER visit and why?

4199. Who is the busiest person you can think of?

4200. What is the average length of your relationships?

4201. Has your life lacked a miracle?

4202. Would you shoot a terrorist?

4203. Were you an unlovely child?

4204. In the recent Michael Jackson documentary was he treated fairly?

4205. New York City and other places along the East Coast have recently been said to be the next terrorist targets. What do you think about this?

4206. What should the last question in this survey be?

4207. Are you more likely to think so deeply about things that you forget to take out the garbage OR be wrapped up in your life andforget to think deeply about things?

4208. In what ways are you destructive?

4209. If you’re not with the one you love can you love the one you’re with?

4210. Why is it that when you hang upside down the blood rushes to your head but when you stand up the blood doesn’t rush to your feet?

4211. Do you demand a better future?

4212. Does it make you uncomfortable to meet a person with a handicap or deformity (retarded, deaf, lacking a limb, etc.)?

4213. What did you think of the movie Vanilla Sky?

4214. What is your favorite thing to dip into fondue?

4215. Are you moe like Wayne or Garth?

4216. SNL or Mad TV?

4217. Best three REM songs:

4218. Name something you do that might be considered eccentric:

4219. Are you hard or easy to love?

4220. Could you be the next american idol?

4221. If you were going on american idol what would you:



4222. Is Simon Cowell sexy or does he suck?

4223. What wqas the last thing you used a credit card for?

4224. Do you like back or foot massages more?

4225. If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow why oh why can’t I?

4226. Why do teachers always want blue or black ink?

4227. What do you keep your change in?

4228. Do you read playgirl or playboy for the articles?

4229. Are you old fashioned? In what ways?

4230. If you were going to get a mentor who would your top three choices be (out of everyone alive)?

4231. Would you rather visit France or Thailand?

4232. You love your partner but they are a slob. They aren’t likly to change. Your thoughts:

4233. Is anything brainwashing people?

How/in what ways?

4234. If you were a sex psitols song which one would you be (some choices in case you aren’t familiar with them: Holiday in the Sun, Bodies, No Feelings, Liar, Problems, Seventeen, Pretty Vacant, New York, E.M.I.)?

4235. Are you more likely to drink moderately and often or drink within an inch of your life but only once in a while?

4236. What scares you most about war?

4237. You find a man with wings (an angel?) half dead in your back yard. the first thing you do is:

4238. Why do people go to faith healers when there is so much proof that they are fake?

4239. When someone you care about is really angry with you how do you feel and how do you deal with that feeling?

4240. There’s a guy who sometimes get violent with his wife. He will scream ‘I LOVE you!’ While he hurts her. Do you think there could be any love there?

4241. Name at least three things that make you want to cry.

4242. Is John Malkovitch sexy? Is Billy Corgan?

Is Michael Stipe? Is Moby? Is Sinead O’Connor?

4243. Imagine there’s a lepper and he wants to be cured but instead of going away his sores sprout sunflowers? Would that be a miracle? Would that tell you anything about anything?

4244. Do you watch people?

4245. Do you have anything that doesn’t belong to you?

4246. what is normal?

4247. You are given your own private island. What would you name it, and who is allowed to live there with you?

4248. How can you prevent war?

How can we all prevent it?

4249. If something is wrong in society and you don’t like it butr you do nothing about it, i a way aren’t you supporting it?

4250. Do you like Leslie Nielson?

4251. If you could make a new toothpaste flavor what would it be?

4252, Have you ever called the police or the fire department?

Why and what happened?

4253. What’s more important, freedom or security and why?

4254. Who pays most of the taxes, rich people, or average people or poor people?

Who should pay the most?

4255. You are on the weakest link with these contestants: a monkey, Simon Coswell, Hayden Christensen, Cher, a guy in a teenage mutant ninja turtle costume and GW Bush. Who do you vote off as the weakest link and why?

4256. Do you like:

mint skittles?

mint ice cream?

junior mints?

4257. Does protesting/demonstrating really have any effect?

4258. After the world demonstrated against war with Iraq, Saddam was quoted as saying america was ‘weak and isolated’. Do you believe this is so?

4259. Have you ever wanted to be with someone who was off limits?

4260. Have you ever wanted someone so badly that you would kiss your hand imagining it was them?

4261. Are there any situations when cheating on someone is okay?

4262. When you feel empty inside what do you fill yourself up with?

Where does it come from?

4263. Would you rather be loved or desired?

4264. When you remember something do you remember yourself to be more or less graceful/positive/smooth than you actually were?

4265. How can you tell the days of the week apart without using a calander?

Are your days really different or all the same?

4266. Who started punk rock?

Who started goth?

Who started hip hop?

4267. What 3 things about you have shaped your life the most?

4268. Is your mind awake?

Is your soul?

Were they always?

If not, can you remember a moment or a few moments that helped you wake up?

4269. Have you ever misperceived what was going on only to discover it when it was too late?

4270. Do you understand the human heart?

4271. How important is your weight?

How important is your partner’s weight?

4272. What color is the wind?

4273. Do you believe children or adults know more?

4274. Do you believe you are crazy?

4275. Did you predict the ending to Joe Millionaire?

Is there something you care about less than you care about Joe Millionaire?

4276. Snow blower or shovel?

4277. List everything you ate in the last 24 hours?

4278. Have you ever plagerized?

If yes, what and why?

did you get caught?


No one could act in that daredevil movie. The script sucked as well. This is not a question.


4279. Who specifically annoys you?

4280. What is your favorite blanket like?

4281. How do you feel about teachers comming on to their students?

Students comming on to their teachers?

4282. In what ways do you keep yourself entertained?

4283. Entertainers (musicians, sports players) are the highest paid people in america. Why are we so obsessed with being entertained?

4284. Do you want a perfect body?

4285. Do you want a perfect soul?

4286. Which do you want more?

4287. Do you want people to notice when you’re not around?

4288. Are you more of a creep, a wierdo or special?

4289. Who wrote the bible?

4290. Who wrote the book of love?

4291. Who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?

4292. Who rocks the party that rocks the party?

4293. If you could pick 5 things to study with no limits what 5 things would you pick?

4294. Do you study any of them on your own?

4295. What’s more important, learning or getting the hell out?

4296. What is your favorite highlighter color?

4297. Give everyone some advice:

4298. Are you practically perfect in every way?

4299. Are you nasty and tricksy?

4300. Where is the precious?

4301. Suggest a question for the 5,000 question survey:

4302. What’s your preferred form of artistic expression (writing, drawing, musicianship, etc…)?

4303. Name one thing that’s overrated:

Name one thing that’s underrated:

4304. Are the beatles overrated?

4305. Do you smoke? if so, what brand?

4306. Why do you choose to listen to the music you listen to?

4307. Does music these days suck?

4308. Are personal ads acts of desperation?

4309. Have you ever been/are you a vegetarian?

4310. Who are the three most important musical artists in your life?

4311. do you find it disrepectful when contemporary musicians cover older ones?

How about when people attribute the writing of these songs to the bands that only covered them?

4312. Do you believe in arming civilians?

4313. Do you find desolation and darkness sometimes beautiful?

4314. If you were drafted to fight in Afghanistan, would you willingly and proudly go?

4315. What is people juice?

4316. Isle or window seat?

4317. What is your Favorit Simpsons character?

4318. Have you ever been to Mexico?

4319. Are people that wear glasses more or less attractive?

4320. What sucks more, a Mini Van or SUV?

4321. Are the days of writing and mailing letters lost?

4322. What do you think about right before you go to sleep?

4323. Do I ever cross your mind – anytime?

4324. Have you ever solved a Rubix Cube?

4325. Why is everyone so emotionaly and spiritually dead????

Are YOU??

4326. What can you feel BURNING UP inside your head?

4327. What life experiance do you have?

4328. Have you ever hit rock bottom?

What was that like for you?

4329. A
re you self destructive?

4330. Are you very extreme?

4331. Are you completely full or do you feel empty?

4332. Can you turn the whole world inside out?

4333. Are you potentially a criminal?

4334. Where is your PASSION??

4335. Why do we hide our souls?

4336. How many times have you lied today?

Did you just lie to that question?

4337. Do you always notice when you are lying?

4338. Do you think that lieing is so built into our culture that we can’t help it?

4339. What are fighting against?

What are you fighting for?

Why aren’t you fighting?

4340. Give the following things a rating. One is compltely normal, ten is completely crazy/rebelious.


no pircings or tattoos:


pink hair:

openly discussing sex:

bob marley:

green hair:

extreme emotion:

a tie:

spiked bracelets:

4341. What’d you think of the grammys?

4342. When you see the stars and the waves crash in how do you feel?

4343. What do you think about under a midnight sky?

4344. Who are ‘they’?

4345. Who cares what they think???

4346. Do you ever let them stop you?

4347. What would you do if there were no limits?

There are no limits. Go Do it.

4348. Will you dance with me?

4349. Will you drink yourself on the floor with me?

4350. Will you sleep in the streets with me?

4351. Courtney love or Madonna:

personality wise?


4352. Do you have a negative attitude towards the opposite sex?

4353. Can you imagine anything that would seriously improve the world?

4354. Have you read the book Venus in Furs?

Did it turn you on?

4355. Velvet Underground with or without Nico?

4356. Is there any similarity between what eminem is doing and what manson is doing?

4357. Who wants to be your dog?

4358. Are you SURE you aren’t pretentious(I’ve been reading SOME surveys that sound pretentious to me)?

4359. Can you understand and express subtle and complex ideas?

4360. Is writing akin to thinking for you?

4361. What do you imagine it feels like to be a member of the opposite sex?

4362. Bowie’s Outside, can you tell who the murderer is?

4363. Are you a bad banana with a greasy black peel?

4364. What do you think of the Atkins diet?

4365. ‘If it bleeds, I will fuck it’

How does that make you feel?

4366. The greatest shock rocker of all time is:

The most pathetic shock rocker is:

4367. Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, or Red Dragon?

4368. If Dr Lechter were to visit you what would you do?

4369. Who is your favorite director of movies?

4370. What is Kubrick’s best film?

4371. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking. I don’t want anybody else. When I think about ___ I touch myself.

4372. Are you overly confident and blinded to your own fraults?

If you were you probably wouldn’t know the extent of it.

4373. Do you like:

King Crimson?

Emerson Lake and Palmer?




4374. Do you write your favorite bands on your clothing?

4375. Are you wild and crazy?

4376. Do you party like River Pheonix?

4377. What is it that you still are hiding?

4378. How attractive is a girl is a suit?

How attractive is a guy ina dress?

4379. Why is it more acceptable for a girl to dress like a guy than for a guy to dress like a girl?

4380. Why is being a girl seen as somehow something LESS than being a guy?

4381. What are three things you value?

4382. What are three things you normally do that go against those values in some way?

4383. Name three things society in general values?

4384. Name three behaviors that society accepts as normal that go against those values?

4385. Name three highly specific things you look for in a potential mate?

4386. Who is the basis for your comparison when choosing a partenr?

4387. Have you ever given someone multiple orgasms or received them yourself?

4388. The older generations thought the beatles were hip. Now they think today’s music is shocking. What could music evolve into that people might find more shocking ten years from now?

4389. Do you have any motives for your actions other than anger and lust?

4390. Would you be more likely to rape someone or to kill someone?

4391. What have you read by James Baldwin?

4392. Can you read Naked Lunch straight through in one sitting?

4393. Are you a snob?

If yes, in what regards?

4394. Fill in the blank. ___ is all there is.

4395. Is common sense dead?

4396. Are you unapproachable?

4397. Are you the kind of person strangers like to talk to?

4398. Do social interactions enerize or drain you (in general)?

4399. What’s the longest you have ever gone between sexual encounters?

4400. Compare John Lennon and Kurt Cobain:

4401. Do online relationships actually work?

4402. Did you know who Nora Jones was before the grammys?

4403. In Maine school teachers are being told by the board of education that cannot criticize the possible upcomming war in front of students because those kids with military parents were getting upset by it in a few cases. What do you think of this?

4405. Should a convicted murderer have the same right to be on the organ donor waiting list as anyone else?

4406. Is there a difference between american rights and human rights? If so what is the difference?

4407. What is the only completely instrumental album ever to be labeled as having explicit lyrics?

4408. Who would you rather put in a box and mail to abu dabbi, Tipper Gore or Hilary Clinton?

4409. What are your top three favorite comic strips?

4410. Can you name anything that sucks more than Creed?

4411. Is eminem a genius?

Why or why not?

4412. Where is abu dabbi anyway?

4413. Where do you think woman are the most free from social pressure to please men, the US, Egypt or Japan and why?

4414. Is there a difference between crisps and crackers?

4415. If you were going to download three movies that you wouldn’t have paid for but you’ll watch since they’re free what would you download?

4416. If you had a ferret what would you name it?

4417. What do you think of peta?

4418. If you started your own music awards show what would be the three most prestigious awards you gave out and who would win them this year?

What would your show be looking for in an arti

4419. Is there a difference between a musical artist and an entertainer?

4420. How would you rank the following people, artist or entertainer?

Wierd Al:

Britney Spears:

David Bowie:



Marilyn Manson:

Tiny Tim:

The Monkeys:

The Sex Pistols:

4421. Why does Polly Pocket no oonger fit into your pocket?

4422. Would you eat a cereal called Mud & Bugs?

Yes, there is such a cereal.

4423. If you were a mythical creature which one would you be?

4424. What do you think of the new pregnant barbie (called happy family barbie)?

4425. What is one thing you know is a lie?

4426. How is your soul today?

4427. Are you into sci fi?

4428. What’s a ‘poppet’?

4429. How’s the name Shane?

4430. What is expected of your gender that you don’t quite live up to?

4431. Koolaid. ifr it’ll dye your heair, try to imagine what it does to your stomach:

Do people still dye their hair with koolaid?

4432. If you build it, they will come.

What is it?

who are they?

4433. What would you never do to get attention?

4434. Should we try to control nature?

4435. Who is the most powerful villain in the universe?

4436. Invent a superhero to deal with that villain?

4437. Who are you desperately missing?

4438. What gives you a feeling of perfection and peace?

4439. Are you already whole and complete or does something make you whole and complete?


4440. Do you prefer the word mankind or humankind?

4441. Do you look good in yellow?

4442. What do you want to win?

4443. What gives someone power?

Who has power over you?

Who do you have power over?

4444. What question do you really want to know the answer to:

in general?

about yourself?

4445. The lamest Disney movie ever was:

4446. One thing you thought you would never miss but do is:

4447. In what ways are you a rold model?

In what ways are you a bad example?

4448. How is your blood pressure?

4449. What was our last horrble nightmare about?

4450. Hey you. What do you say?

4451. What is your favorite waste of time (BESIDES this survey)?

4452. How would you like to die?

4453. What are three words used in your area/dialect that many other areas/dialects wouldn’t be familiar with?

4454. What are the ages of the oldest and youngest person you’ve ever had sex with?

4455. What is the wierdest place you have ever woken up?

Did you remember how you got there?

4456. How do you feel when your partner is talking to an ex?

4457. Is there an unrequited (unreturned) love in your life?

4458. What is the most expensive gift you have ever



4459. List three traits that might help you to fall madly in love:

4460. Do children like you?

4461. If you found your child’s diary would you read it?

What if you found the diary of one of your parents?

4462. Have you ever stalked or killed a wild animal?

4463. True or Fales.

You are moody in the morning:

woman first:

baby corn freaks you out:

Life is fair:

4464. Name something you are now prepared to reveal about yourself that you weren’t ready to talk about in the past?

4465. Name a talent someone has of which you are jealous:

4466. What would you think if you met yourself at a aprty?

4467. What would you most likely complain about in a Hotel?

4468. Agree or disagree.

men need to be treated like children:

it is possible to be in love with more than one person at the same time:

you often feel pressured by others:

couples should live together before marriage:

4469. If you owned a restraunt what kind of cuisine would you serve?

4470. Three words that describe your ideal day in bed are:

4471. If you had a ticket for a month is paradise where would you go?

4472. All men like to hear:

All woman like to hear:

4473. If you are a woman what is your most masculine or macho trait or ability?

If you are a man what is your most feminine trait or ability?

4474. How would you feel attending the wedding of an ex?

4475. Fiction or nonfiction.

You can lie with a straight face:

You pee in the shower:

you prefer honesty even when it hurts:

uncapped toothpaste causes problems:

4476. What is the longest lust can last?

4477. What would you like to experiance while blindfolded?

4478. The most horrifying couple you know is:

4479. Name three things you have experianced that would shock your parents:

4480. The oddest thing you have ever put in your mouth is:

4481. Lie or truth.

love is a battlefield:

you watch too much tv:

woman enjoy sex as much as men do:

you are often tired:

4482. What is the craziest thing you’ve done for attention?

4483. Do you believe in using the silent treatment?

4484. Your most embaressing thought:

4485. Your most prejudiced thought:

4486. A shameful moment for you:

4487. The biggest gamble of your life:

4488. What is your greatest weakness as a friend?

4489. Yes or No.

complaining is a release:

James Bond movies are sexy:

You feel better when you have a tan:

You sometimes eat your boogers:

If yes, that’s okay.

4490. Do you sometimes enjoy being mean?

4491. Are you high maintenance?

4492. Would you rather assume the role of sexual student or teacher?

4493. How many lovers do you consider to be too many?

4494. What fortune would you want to find in a fortune cookie?

4495. Nothing says lovin’ like:

4496. Have you seen Bowling for Columbine?

If yes what’d you think of it?

4497. Do you overuse the word genius?

4498. Are you proud of the history of your people?

Why or why not?

4499. Do you think about world destruction?

4500. What object could completely symbolize maleness?

How about famaleness?

4501. Who do you feel on shaky grounds with?

4502. How would you rate Stephen King as a writer?

4503. What movie are you looking forward to?

4504. Hulk Hogan with or without the bandana?

4505. Do you more often tell people what you feel or what you think?

4506. Have you been to see an opera?

4507. What do you wish that you knew with more certainty?

4508. Does your heart break and break and live by breaking?

4509. Ca
n you tell the difference between what you think and what you feel or do you often get them confused?

4510. Do you feel like there are a lot of referances in this survey that you are not getting?

4511. You are shopping in the Mad Mall for things to add to your room. Of the following list, what 5 things will you buy?

lollipops, lace up boots, bondage gear, bubblegum machine, a miniature orange grove, house plants, Bob Geldof, duct tape, Buzzcocks, poet shirts, Marc Almond, Al Gore, acrylic paints, Snoopy’s dog house, an original andy warhol painting, zippers, orange and pink matching curtains and bed spread, flash, oj simpson, a slurpee maker, some flutes, electric chairs, feather pillows, post it notes, the terminator wax statue, fight club the movie, fight club the book

4512. Of the following things, which would you most like to have more of?

drink, dreams, bed, drugs, lust, lies, hate, love, fear, fun, pain, flesh, stars, smiles, fame, sex

4513. Your preference. David Bowie or Marc Bolan?

4514. Who’d win in a fight, Morrissey or Robert Smith?

4515. Earth girls are:

4516. One of your friends tells you they are going to train to become a cop. your reaction?

4517. Would you ever consider working for the government?

4518. What are the best and wort television channels?

4519. If you had a magicle pencil and everything you drew became real what would you draw?

4520. Your boots were made for:

4521. What movie would you like to see a mystery science theater episode about (even if it isn’t a sci fi movie, just one that needs making fun of)?

4522. What’s the buzz?

4523. The last person you would want to be stranded on a desert island with is:

4524. Your partner takes an aeroplane trip. the plane disappears and is never found. How long do you wait for them to return before you begin looking for a new partner?

4525. Soma animals that mate for life can literally die of grief if their mate is captured or dies. How many humans would do that do you think?

4526. What would you like to touch?

4527. Does anything you own glow in the dark?

4528. Would you rather ride a dragon or a unicorn?

4529. Do things just always go right for you?

4530. What’s the best nick toon?

4531. Can you make a balloon animal?

4532. Would you undress at a nude beach?

4533. Wherever there’s a secret recipe, there is someone who wants to steal it. True or false?

4534. What is today but yesterday’s tommorrow?

4535. Are you more like spongebob who does nothing right but still everything good happens to or like squidworth who tries to do things right and ends up having nothing good happen to him?

4536. How many glasses of water do you drink each day?

4537. What is the difference between intelectualism and pretentiosness?

4538. What do you like in a poem, accessability, crypticness or somethin in between?

4539. What do you think of William Blake?

Is his writing difficult to understand?

4540. Has learning to spell become obsolete?

4541. Who do you find yourself in constant conflict with?

Why the conflict?

4542. What is the difference between literature and hallmark cards?

4543. How many contemporary poets can you name?

4544. What subjects do you refuse to talk about?

Why are you hiding from them?

4545. Are you every parent’s wet dream?

4546. Everyone starts in the garden of Eden but no one can stay there. Why not?

4547. Would you want to join a club that would have you as a member?

4548. Greatest black and white film:

4549: Greatest film three hours or longer:

4550. No means..

4551. When you are exposed to the artwork (poetry, painting etc) of a friend, family member or aquantance how likly are you to criticize it?

4552. Do you mentally reject people?

Before speaking to them?

4553. Are we already living out 1984?

4554. Sing, now!

What did you sing?

Can you sing?

Are you the next american idol?

4555. Do you like the feeling of a ball point pen being used to draw pictures on your palm?

4556. Have you ever been airbrushed?

4557. Are you an alitist?

What are you elitist about?

4558. Are you arrogant?

About what?

4558. Use the two following words in a sentance: ghandi, ford

4559. Are you trecherous?

4560. Nam the ten bands you are the biggest fan of:

Name the ten bands who are your biggest fans:

4561. Are you jolly?

4562. What does the world stop for?

4563. Would you like to reapolster your furniture in camoflauge?

4564. Would you rather have your own personal live in massuse or a new car?

4565. What were you born holding?

4566. Big nose, is it ugly or does it give the face character?

4567. Name three things you would NOT do, even for one million dollars (tax free):




4568. Who has rejected you?

Who have you rejected?

4569. Natural body odor or perfumes and colognes?

4570. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

4571. Who frolics in the autumn mist in a land called honalee?

4572. Is anything nastier as a snack than fruit roll ups?

4573. When you hear someone make a joke about something will you later make the same joke to someone else as if you had just thought it up?

What if someone just says something intelligent, would you use what they said later as if you had made it up?

4574. What’s on your pajamas?

4575. Are people nicer in new york or california?

4576. Ever think about moving to Alaska to live as a hermit?

4577. You are interested in a potential mate who is already attatched. Do you encourage him or her to leave their current catch or try to find someone all alone?

4578. Do you play in the snow?

4579. Do you save a snowball in your freezer to hit someone with in the summer time?

4580. What bible storiy would you like to see acted out by animated veggetables?

What vegetable would play jesus?

4581. Will you be ready for the next alien attack?

4582. You can’t make this easy can you?

4583. What is a small thing that people let slide but that actually has dire consequenses?

4584. Are you the open window maniac?

4585. Have you ever been a hall monitor?

What exactly do hall monitors do anyway?

4586. Would you rather wear an army uniform or a cow costume for halloween?

4587. When was the last timeyou played tag, musical chairs, hide and seek etc?

4588. Can you leap frog?

4589. What was the lost strong and clear emotion yo felt?

4590. Are you more of a disco ball, a candle or a robot?

4591. Could any good come out of a nuclear holocaust?

4592. Are you an angel in disguise?

4593. Could you have fun with ajelly fish?

for 12 hours?

4594. Who throws the wildest parties?

4595. Do you own an I

4596. If you cou
ld make a channel that played only one show all day what show would it be?

4597. Are you a rockstar only no one knows it yet?

4598. have you ever been stung by anything?


4599. Who’s autograph have you gotten in the last year?

4600. Are you enjoying this?

4601. What do you think of rappers who talk about raping and killing their mother?

4602. Are you art?

4603. Do you think that most writers musicians and artists make art or lve art?

What would you prefer them do?

4604. Iraq is destroying it’s missles and the white house is still not happy. Why not?

4605. Do you find americans to be a very sterile and emotionless people?

4606. What do we talk about when we talk about love?

4607. Would you write a ong about how horrible your mom is in order to sell more records?

Why would anyone want to hear that anyway?

4608. Do you think that eminem is genuine or doing it all for show (even his mom says it’s all for show)?

4609. Should juveniles be tried as adults if they commit murder?

4610. Should there be laws to restrict breeding?

Should the laws include getting a high score on an iq test?

Should the laws include proving that you can/will be able to provide care and support for the child?/

Should the laws include a background check to determine whether you will be a fit parent?

4611. Would you/have you ever committed statutory rape (had sex with someone 17 or younger while you were 18 or older)?

4612. Do you believe that Mcdonald’s should be held responsible for it’s customer’s obesity?

4613. Did you know that 1/2 of american adults read at an 8th grade level or below (I just saw it on foxnews)?

What do you think of this?

4614. Do you drink tea with honey?

4615. Do bees and wasps terrify you?

4616. How do you decide what to say and do when someone puts the spotlight on you?

4617. Are you more muddy or clean??

4618. If conciousness could speak what would it say?

4619. Is Leslie a good name for a man?

4620. Why do men feel they have the right to look woman up and down?

4621. Are you pristine?

4621. Do you want to blind people with your wet-look lipgloss?

Guys, do you like to be blinded by super shiney wet-look lip gloss?

4622. How many years is too big of an age difference for a couple?

4623. What would the worst name be to have?

4624. China and France are both opposed to war with Iraq. What do you think of this?

4625. What do you think about the Turkish parliment not allowing American troops to set up camp in Turkey?

4626. What country is the most generous about foreign aid?

What country is the least generous?

4627. Who’s the sexiest ghostbuster?

4628. Are you a humanitarian?

4629. Have you ever seen the Tommy and Pamela Anderson honeymoon sex video?

Do you think it was meant to be private or a publicity stunt?

4630. Are you a cat expert?

4631. Go Go Gadget:

4632. What’s your idea of fun?

4633. At what age will you panic about feeling old?

4634. It’s you and ___ against the world.

4635. Are you the keymaster or the gatekeeper?

4636. When is the end of the world going to be?

4637. Write your own theme song now:

4638. Do you yell at the tv when the news disturbs you?

4639. Is society too sick to survive?

4640. Have you ever been involved ina ritual?

4641. What the hell do YOU want?????

4642. Have you seen finnian’s rainbow?

What would you have done?

4643. Weezer’s best album is:


4644. Fast food of choice is for you:

4645. What song is in your head RIGHT NOW!!!??

4646. Is this a magic monet?

Of course it is.

4647. A theme song you hate is:

4648. What words can you come up with by anagraming your name?

4649. Are you a magician?

4650. What kind of waffles suit you best?

4651. It’s the olden days and your father is going to drive all the way from the big city. He wants to bring something back for you. What do you ask him for?

4652. Have you ever watched Little House on the Prarie?

4653. How did Columbus discover America when people were already living here?

Didn’t They discover it?

4654. How far can you spit?

4655. What drinks do you know how to mix?

4656. What does the perfect engagement ring look like?

4657. How do you feel about arranged marriages?

4658. Do you talk to angels?

4659. What are you worried bout?

4660. How often do you touch people in conversations?

4661. Do you read in bed?

4662. How many sick days in a row do you take off from school or work?

4663. There are three nursery schools. Nursery school one has children sit together around tables. It emphasizes group play. It has building blocks that are very large, so large that it takes two or more children to lift them, in order to teach working together. It is moderately decorated and encourages the imagination by providing less materials for the children. There is one teacher per classroom and the teacher likes to allow the children to work out their own problems.

Nursery school two has many materials for the children and is brightly colored and decorated. There are two teachers per class and the teachers activly intervene between the children. There are different stations (painting, blocks, etc) and the children are encouraged to make choices about what they like to do and don’t like to do.

Nursery school three emphasizes schedualed activities. The children sit in rows and must work alone, relying on themselves. Everything is very organized and structured. The children wear bright clothing, and are taught to memorize stories and songs. If the parents both work, this school offers whole care, which means the child can stay overnight a few days a week.

Which school would you send your (possibly hypothetical) children to?

4664. Each of those nursery schools is in a different country. Which one is in the United States?

Which one is in Japan?

What country is the last nursery school in?

4665. What hour is your most creative time of day?

4666. Does sleeping feel more satisfying when all of your work is done or when there’s something else you should be doing?

4667. Here’s a dollar. Put three songs on the juke box.

4668. Do you refer to teenagers as ‘kids’ yet?

4669. What is one thing you thought was the end of the world when you were a teenager (or if you are a teenager name something you thought was the end of the world 5 years ago)?

What do you think of this thing now?

4670. Are americans uptight about sex?

Are you?

4671. What boredgames are in your closet?

4672. What movie quote sticks out in your mind (don’t tell
what movie it’s from, let us guess)?

4673. What is the weirdest song you’ve Ever found yourself enjoying?

4674. Look in your history book. Who would you fuck?

4675. A man in the reserves is being called off to war. He wants to defend his country but he finds that his 1 year old child needs a heart transplant. In his shoes would you stay and care for your child or go and defend your country?

4676. Is gone with the wind

an accurate movie:

agood movie:

4677. What is your salvation?

What will it take you to acieve it?

4678. Is alcohol the water of life?

4679. Name a friend of the opposite sex:

He or she tells you that he or she has always had a crush on you. Your reaction:

4680. Name one of your same sex friends:

He or she tells you that he or she is gay. Your reaction:

Then he or she tells you he or she has always had a crush on you. Your reaction:

4681. What was the difference between your reaction to the same sex and the different sex friend?

Why the difference of reactions?

4682. Where could you go that would be so incredible you would no longer be able to come back to the life you live here and now?

4683. What is the main problem you have with yourself?

4684. When did you wish you could disappear?

4685. Why is it that we call poor-average people crazy and rich people eccentric?

4686. Is rain on your wedding day a good example of irony?

Can you think of a good example of irony?

4687. What have you recently changed your mind about?

4688. What is one thing you won’t allow yourself to have?

4689. What would you say if Brad Pitt married Rosie O’Donnell?

What about if Catherine Zeta Jones married Drew Carrey?

4690. Name something that there is no wrong way to do:

4691. If you and your partner could choose which of you would carry the baby (yes even the male would be able to carry it) who would your vote be for?

4692. If men could get pregnent would abortion become much more acceptable do you think?

4693. When and where have you felt most comfortable being nude?

4694. What subject do you know the most about?

Tell us something interesting about it.

4695. What is the longest time you have gone between orgasms?

4696. What is the least amount of money you would have to have in order to consider yourself rich?

4697. What words have others used to describe you?

4698. What is the most extreme thing you would do/have done to alter your appearance?

Why did you/would you do it?

4699. What is the least amount of money you would accept to never have sex again?

4700. What has been the hardest secret to keep?

4701. What is your reaction to beggers and homeless on the streets?

Are they lazy?


4702. Does pure altruism exist? Why or why not?

4703. Is ‘You like me and I like it all’ an attitude you might have?

4704. Finish the words.









4705. What’s your favorite science fiction movie?

Make it a double feature. What’s your second favorite?

4706. If you had a remote control for people who would you set on mute?

4707. When have you felt like you were living in the twilight zone?

4708. Do you have penis envy?

Do you have vagina envy?

4709. The maker doesn’t want it; the buyer doesn’t use it; and the user doesn’t see it. What is it?

4710. A child is born in Boston, Mass., to parents who were both born in Boston, Mass. The child is not a U.S. citizen. How is this possible?

4711. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

4712. If you had to choose between being 3ft. tall or 9ft. tall which would you be?

4711. If you could know the answer to any 3 questions, what would they be?:

4712. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the body or the mind of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?

4713. Would it disturb you much if, upon your death, your body were simply thrown into the woods and left to rot? Why?

4714. Would you like to know the precise date of your future death?

4715. Would you be willing to give up all television for the next 5 years if it meant 1,000 starving children in Indonesia would eat and get medicle care?

4716. Name a close friend of the opposite sex:
Imagine they are from another country, visiting yours. Their visa is almost expired and if they get sent back to their country they may never get another visa to leave again. Would you marry them if after two years you could divorce them and they would be allowed to stay in your country?

4717. Do you always call/email in when you take a day off from schol or work?

4718. A fatalist believes that the future is mapped out in a pattern. A causalist believes that every event is tied to a previous event. Neither believes in free will. An indeterminist believes in total free will. Which are you?

4719. Would you rather have a masters degree in ecconomics or creative writing?

4718. Do you feel the need to defend the honor of your family and demand respect?

4719. What do you think about that no one else thinks about?

4720. Which of the following best describes you:

A laid back person who enjoys watching sports and playing with computers.

An apathetic person who is open minded and passionate about music.

A fiesty person who lacks an attention span.

Avant garde and over confident.

4721. Why are so many letters silent in French?

4722. For all the freedoms that people in the United States enjoy what are some of the ways that these people oppress themselves willingly and why?

4723. What, besides genetics and besides your environment and experiances, makes you what/who you are?

4724. What bands do your parents listen to that you:



4725. What do you find:



4726. How easily do you understand Shakesphere?

4728. Translate into regular english: ‘Romeo Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?’

4729. What’s your favorite girl scout cookie?

Is it made from real girl scouts?

4730. How do you open your car door when it freezes shut?

4731. Why is it that 95 percent of the letters in french words are not pronounced?

4732. What are you Dreading?

4733. When will your ship come in?

4734. Do you craete your art for free?

4735. The Pope’s recent message to George Bush is ‘Go into Iraq and you go without God’. What do you think of this quote?

4736. Have/would you ever taken a botany (plants) course?

4737. Are you using your own computere or someone else’s to take this survey?

4742. Is it true what they say about Star Trek
movies, that only evey other one is worth seeing?

4743. Someone once said, ‘Every possible outcome of something takes place in a parallel universe. So there is free will, but your choises only determine which of those parallel universes you live in.’ Your reaction?

4744. Why do you think a man 25 or above might date a teenager?

Why do you think a woman 25 or above might date a teenager?

Any moral objections?

4745. Is there a difference between what is legal and what is ethical?

Should there be?

4746. Point out something obvious:

Point out something that isn’t obvious at all:

4747. How do you stay so thin?

4748. When looking at a clear night sky what constallations can you locate?

4749. What movie has the worst ending ever?

The best ending ever?

4750. Are you feelin’ groovey?

4751. Oh the tangled web we weave when:

4752. Do you own anything velevet?

If yes, when you wear it can you keep from touching it?

4753. Who have you been friends with the longest?

How long have you two been friends?

4754. Who do you feel like you are in competition with?

4755. Is american culture more like mexican culture or more like japanese culture and why do you think so?

4756. What subject are you so familliar with that you could you write an FAQ (frequently asked questions) list about it?

What would one question on that list be?

What is the answer to that question?

4757. ‘Don’t use the rules.

They’re not for you – they’re for the fools

and you’re a fool if you don’t know that.

So use the rules you stupid fool’

How do you feel about these Clash lyrics?

4758. Are you for or against:

Unconditional Religious tolerance?

World Peace Under One Government?

Total Freedom?


Love For all Creatures and People?

Organized Religion?

The Freedom to be Homophobic?

The War on Terror?

The Green Party?

4759. Have you read any of Anne Rice’s Sleeping Beauty books?

If yes, what did you think of them?

4760. Can you do any voices or impressions and if yes, what ones?

4761. Guys, is it true that gentlemen prefer blondes?

Girls, do blondes really have more fun?

4762. Do you enjoy sneaking up on people?

4763. Do you often break plans?

4764. “Angry” and “hungry” are two words that end in “gry”. There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day. Look closely and I have already given you the third word. What is it?

4765. Does anyone smoke in your home?

If yes, does that bother you?

4766. Have you ever actually seen a pink elephant?

4767. The answer to 4764 is “language”. Did you get it?

Get it now, then?

4768. What was the most embaressing or crazy thing you ever dreamed?

4769. Are you depraved (marked by corruption or evil; perverted)?

4770. Who or what comes to mind when youhear the words:

the dangerous objects factory?

the dude who says dude?

the man in black?

the catastrophy involving food?

the duct tape incident?

4771. In blackjack, do you often double down?

4772. Who’s the big winner?

4773. Who do you care more about, your close friend in elementary school that you lost touh with or your first lover?

4774. What’s your favorite part of a cat?

4775. What was on the last cd you burned?

4776. If you wanted to learn a new language would you consider buying a Disney movie in that language to pick up pronunciation?

What Disney movie?

4777. Is there a modern plague? What?

4778. Are your baths and showers so hot that your skin gets red?

4779. When you dry your body after a shower do you dry your parts in the same order each time, almost automatically, or do you dry your prts in a random order each time, thinking about it while you’re doing it?

4780. Do you feel like those who are speak a language around you that you can’t understand are making fun of you?

4781. If you were blindfolded and your love/partner was placed in a line of fifty people could you pick him or her out only by:

touching the face of each person?

feeling one elbow of each person?

smelling the breath of each person?

licking the neck of each person?

listening to the breathing of each person?

psychically sensing each person?

4782. Close your eyes and turn your head towards the room you are in. Open your eyes. Describe the first object you see without telling what it is:

4783. What three questions will you never say NO to?

4784. Would you like to see an American in Paris?

4785. Are you more of a couch or a scratching post?

Is there a difference?

4786. What is more important, imagination or knowledge?

4787. Would you consider modern life to be rubbish?

4788. What’s the most sinful food?

4789. Name one thing about yourself that you are excessivly proud of:

4790. If you went to Hell (imagining there is one) rank these punishments in order of the one you would most prefer to the one you would least prefer.

being broken on the wheel:

being put in freezing water:

being force fed rats and snakes:

being smothered by brimstone and fire:

being dismembered alive:

being boiled in oil:

being thrown into snake pits:

In my mind hell is not like this. It’s just a place where all the interesting people go to drink, talk and tan.

4791. What other windows or websites do you have open on your computer right now?

4792. What kind of student were you in kindergarten?

4793. What misjudgement do many people make about you?

4794. If you had been named according to your personality what would your name be?

4795. What is made for kids but you love it anyway?

4796. Do you believe that China shuld cease to occupy Tibet?

4797. What is your opinion about the north american free trade agreement?

If you don’t know go here: http://forums.transnationale.org/viewtopic.php?p=502

4798. Dedicate a song to someone now.

What song?

To who?

What line from that song most makes you think about this person?

4799. Can you live completely in the moment giving no thought to past or future?

4800. Can you honestly say that nothing bothers you?

4801. Have you ever been to poetry.com?

Have they offered to publish or honor you?

Are you aware that this is a scam?

4802. Is joy more stressful than stress is joyful?

4803. Should history be taught as a series of patriotic myths about heros or should it be taught accurately and truthfully?

Which way do you feel it is mostly taught?

4804. What is your personal mythology?

4805. Do you practice zen driving (just following someone who looks like they know where they’re going and hoping it turns out alright)?

4806. If you saw two monkeys getting it on at the zoo and a child asked you, ‘What’re those monkeys doin’ what would you say?

4807. Have you ever felt like you were a part of

one human?

one animal?

one consciousness?

one singular sensation?

one love?

one life?


4808. You find a website that will match you up with a lonely soldier who has no family to write to him and you would become his pen pal. Would you participate even if you were personally against the war?

If yes, would it be hard for you to keep your political opinions out of the letters?

4809. What kind of email would you like to get everyday?

4810. If you are in college will you participate in the following web site? http://professorperformance.com/

4811. Would you ever refer to shakesphere as ‘willie the shake’?

4812. When was the last time you talked about your soul?

4813. Why is the TV show Married By America making a big deal out of how these couples will marry each other ‘sight unseen’ when no one in the compititon is unattractive?

4814. You have made a friend on the internet. You talk deeply all the time but have never met or even seen pictures of each other. You finally decide to meet. He or she tells you that he or she will be waiting for you in the air port lobby wearing a black dress/suit and a rose. You give no description of yourself. When you get there you see someone wearing black and a rose but they are very very overweight. Do you go over and tell them who you are anyway?

4815. Have you ever sent someone from the internet to a place to meet you but you had no intention of showing up?

4816. PETA (animal rights activists) started an ad compaign recently showing pictures from concentration camps and comparing the mistreatment and death of animals to the holocaust. Your reaction?

4817. Who do you feel inferior to?

Who do you feel superior to?

4819. What do you dislike so much that you could write 4 entries in one day about it?

4820. What do you think of notes that have a very good point but are left unsigned?

4821. Why do people often say that the arabs just don’t want to farm and industrialize when they invented farming and industry?

Doesn’t this show a lack of respect for arab culture?

4822. Why are some people so hell bent on bombing the cradle of civilization?

Is there some deep subconcious need to destroy it?

4823. You know that the rising terror alert is all propaganda, right?

It takes years to plan attacks like sept. 11, not months or days.

4824. At what age does dying your hair with manic panic become undignified?

4825. What question do you never want someone to ask you?

4826. What do you think of hot pink hoop earings?

4827. What has something for everyone?

4828. What dish would you bring to a pot luck dinner?

4829. How many people are you friends with that live or have lived in another country?

4830. How much would you bet thet there will NOT be another terrorist attack on AMerica this year?

4831. Why do bad things happen to good people?

4832. Name a person you seriously dislike because of their actions:

name a person you seriously like because of their actions:

Would you rather see a really good thing happen to the person you dislike or a really bad thing happen to the person you like?

4833. Do you know someone who has

threatened to commit suicide?

attempted sucicde?

‘sucessfully’ killed themsleves?

4834. Why do you think the world suicide rate is rising?

4835. A woman from New Zealand has offered to let herself by crucified, literally, by G W Bush in exchange for him not going to war. Furthermore, she says he doesn’t have the “courage” to do it. Your reaction?

4836. Which Mike is more insane, Jackson or Tyson?

4837. “It’s not my business to inject myself into human wars.” — PETA President Ingrid Newkirk, telling The Washington Post why she asked Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat to ensure no more donkeys were used in attacks against Israelis, but would not ask him to intervene for people. Your reaction?

4838. Is today an easy day for you?

4839. Tyler Dirden says ‘Let me never be complete.’

Tyler Dirden says, ‘May I never be content.’

Do you agree?

4840. What movie did you have to turn away from in horror, disgust, or fear?

4841. What does KMFDM stand for?

4842. Have you ever met anyone that you can’t help being fond of because they remind you of yourself?

4843. If you met yourself 8 years ago would you more likely beat yourself up or give yourself a hug?

4844. Do you have a nervous laugh?

4845. What’s your favorite milkshake flavor?

4846. How long, at the very least, should two people be in a relationship before marriage?

4847. How many years can two people be in a relationship without marrying before you start wondering when they are getting married and why they haven’t married already?

4848. What challenges you?

4849. What irritates you?

4850. What bores you?

4851. Have you paid your parents back for raising you?

4852. In America public schools are funded with the property taxes from the houses within the school district. Imagine you live in a wealthy area with very good public schools. How would you feel about students from a less wealthy area being bussed into your school district at no extra charge to their parents?

4853. Should a child’s education really depend on how much money their parent’s have?

4854. Would you only feel required to help your own kids get a good education?

4855. Would it benefit you personally if all children had access to a good education?

Would your streets be safer?

Would there be less drugs and violence?

Would there be more innovation at jobs?

4856. Andrew J. O’Conner, a former public defender from Santa Fe, was arrested in a public library and interrogated by Secret Service agents for five hours on February 13th. His crime? He said “Bush is out of control” on an internet chat room, and was arrested for threatening the President. Your thoughts?

This is not about some fool of a Secret Service agent jumping the gun on an innocuous online comment. This is a failure from the top down, an empowerment – by the man charged with defending our constitution – of lesser jackasses with large badges who do not understand nor care for the importance of their positions. This is about failed leadership, and the despoiling of everything that makes this place precious and unique and sacred. In other words, Bush is out of control.

– William Rivers Pitt

4857. Let’s play a drinking game where we drink everytime Bush says ‘axis of evil’ or ‘evil doers’ or ‘weapons of mass destruction’. How many times do you imagine you would have to drink in one hour?

4858. Do vegans really live longer than meat eaters?

Do they smell better?

4859. Do you want a lover you don’t have to love?

4860. Do you believe that anyone can get ahead and if they don’t it’s because they are lazy and not trying hard enough?

4861. Do you forget to look at tye different opportunities available to different people?

4862. Do you often look at a subject without looking at why it is the way it is?

4863. Do you read any fan fiction?

write any?

4864. What did you think of the English patient?

4865. Why do you think third world nations are so poor?

4866. Have you ever created your own ‘what ___ are you’ quiz?

If you did make one what would it be about?

4867. What do you think of the Dixie Chicks?

4868. Are you looking for love?

In all the worng places?

4869. What do you feel like complaining about?

4870. What do you feel like celebrating?

4871. Can a person speak out against their government and still support their country?

4872. Do you believe your government has a file on you somewhere?

What kind of stuff do you suppose is in it?

4873. Do you own a $2 bill?

Is it lucky?

4874. Would you rather date someone 3 feet tall or 9 feet tall?

4875. What do you think of Americans calling fries and toast fried in egg batter Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast instead of French Fries and French toast?

4876. Would you rather have a child that is more confident or more curious?

4877. If you were going to write a bedtime story for someone you loved what would it be about?

4878. What is your element?

4879. When are you at a loss for words?

4880. What gets you through the night?

4881. What is the worst time to be alone?

4882. When are you the most emotionally vulnerable?

4883. How would you tell your friend his fly was open in public?

4884. Does a good friend tell you you’ve gotsomething in your teeth or pretend not to notice it?

4885. If you were describing the following bands to someone who never heard of them, what other band would you say they sounded like?

Cold Play:

Ever Clear:

The Velvet Underground:

The Flaming Lips:





4886. Do you have a good luck charm?

4887. What is the essence of You?

4888. A word to the wise:

4889. Do you photograph well?

4890. Is it a great day to be alive?

4891. What would you consider to be better than sex?

4892. Some people are just so..

4893. What evil is necessary?

4894. What would you do anything for?

4895. Do famous people have the same right to speak their political veiws as regular people?

4896. Are your best years gone by?

4897. Are you ordinary?

4898. What are you recovering from?

4899. Did Gilligan ever get off that island?

4900. What do you think people think when they first meet you?

4901. Are you a fun lovin criminal?

4902. What do you find yourself encouraging others to try?

4903. Mel Brooks or Woody Allen?

4904. What do you think of the movie Mystic Pizza?

4905. Have you ever danced on a table, bar, or other platform?

4906. Where was the most inconvenient place you ever threw up?

4907. When was the last time you were up all night?

4908. What question will you find the answer to today?

4909. __ is life. The rest is just details. Fill in the blank.

4910. What did you think of the movie 10 Things I hate about You?

4911. Ten Things I hate About You or clueless?

4912. What’s the point of robbery when nothing is wrth taking?

4913. What do you do only when you are upset?

4914. Can you imagine no love, pride, and deep-fried chicken?

4915. What do you think about flag burning?

4916. Are you cuddley?

4917. Who thinks you are offensive?

4918. Who deserves an appology from you?

4919. Who owes you an appology?

4920. Are there any animals you flat out refuse to touch?

4921. Did you/will you go to the prom?

4922. Do you have intimacy issues?

4923. have you ever wanted to date twins?

4924. What website should everyone check out?

4925. Are pidgions flying rats?

4926. Are shrimp sea roaces?

4927. What was the last compliment you received?

4928. Do you push people away when you really want them to come closer?

4929. Do you ever just stop and listen?

4930. Do you lie your way out of things?

4931. What only happens once in a lifetime?

4932. What is Martin Luthar King Jr’s dream?

4933. Is this life just practice?

4934. Know of any conspiracy theories you think might be credible?

4935. What gives you happy shivers?

4936. Do you have a new attitude?

4937. Have you ever read at a poetry reading?

your own poem?

4938. Do you feel more like laughing or crying?

4939. Who is brilliant?

4940. Who is dull?

4941. Who just needs a little love?

4942. Do you prefer when things come with no assembly required, even if they are a bit more expensive?

4943. Start a sentance with the words what if:

4944. Is life all fun and games?

Should it be?

4945. What is the highest number you can count to in your head?

4946. What can you never turn away from?

4947. What is your favorite flavor of coffee?

4948. Do you ever think about time travel?

4949. What does the number 49 remind you of?

4950. What’s your favorite movie that involves dancing?

4951. How often do you:
see this survey somewhere on the main page?

check out other people who are doing this survey?

4952. How many minutes (on average) does it take you to complete one section of this survey that is 50 questions long?

4953. Multiply that number by 100 to find the aproximate number of minutes you have spent on the entire survey:

4954. Divide the number of minutes by 60 to find out aproximately how many hours you have spent doing this survey:

4955. Divide the number of hours by 24 to find out about how many full days you have spent filling out this survey:

(It took me about 8.5 full days to create it).

4956. Do you wish you had that time back?

4957. Are you going to miss this survey when it is gone?

4958. What are you going to fill your free time up with when this is over?

4959. Did you learn anything about yourself by taking this?

4960. Did you learn anything about me (age, gender, tastes, impression, etc)?

4961. Has doing nothing ever felt so good as when you’re doing this survey?

4962. You are about to complete the survey. Are you proud?

4963. Name 3 things everyone should know about you:

4964. Have they changed since you started this survey (that was question 2)?

4965. What date did you start this survey?

What date is it today?

How many days is that in all?

4966. Did you enjoy the start, middle, or end of the survey more?

4967. Were you still interested by the end or did you just want to finish out of stubborness?

4968. Do you have a favorite part of the survey?

4969. Would you finish the survey if it was upped to 10,000 questions?

4970. Did you feel like the survey covered enough different topics or did it seem limited?

Is there a question or topic you were waiting for that never came up?

4971. Did anyone read your survey all the way through?

4972. In a few minutes, when you finish, will you feel like you’ve accomplished something?

4973. Were you avoiding anything by doing this survey?

4974. How would you describe taking this survey to someone who hasn’t taken it?

4975. Is there any topic or topics that this survey covered to often?

4976. Will you be glad it’s over or bummed that it’s gone?

4977. Give the survey a a rating from one to ten for interestingness (1 is super interesting):

4978. Did one question stand out on this survey as:

the best or most memorable question?

the worst question?

4979. Are all endings really beginings in disguise?

4980. Are you ever going to read over your survey answers?

4981. If you retook this survey in 1 year would most of your answers stay the same?

4982. How did you find this survey to begin with?

4983. what made you decide to take it?

4984. Is this the best survey you’ve ever taken?

4985. Could you write 5,000 questions for a survey (I’d take it, if you did)?

4986. Name something more fun than filling out this survey:

Name something filling out this survey was more fun than:

4987. Should the survey have been more organized, for ex. should each section have had it’s own theme?

4988. Were the questions

to crazy?

too mundane?

too cryptic?

4989. What will you miss most about this survey?

4990. If we met would we likly become friends?

4991. Are we friends now?

4992. Are you getting excited?

4993. Did you inspire or offer a question in this survey?

4994. Is your heart beat rising?

4995. Would you go insane if the survey eneded right here, before reaching 5,000?

4996. I’ve asked you so many questions. What question would you like to ask me?

4997. Is there a subject that you love so much you wish all 5,000 questions had been about it (David Bowie for instance)?

4998. Are you shivering with anticipation?

4999. Are you about to party like we’re at question 4,999?

5000. Are you still the same person you wre when you began this survey?