Super Bowl Winner:

It’s not a real surprise, DORITOS BLAZE vs. MTN DEW ICE won my top commercial pick from Super Bowl Lll.

Doritos usually does well with their ad spots..  If you have yet to see it, have a look.





Red Skelton's Recipes

Every now and again I get some random gold delivered to my inbox… This is one of them,  I did not author below, but since I can not forward the email to you… here it is:

For those of you old enough to remember Red Skelton, I think you will enjoy this e-mail. For those of you not old enough you will see what you missed. Either way, his humor was always clean and he was a great entertainer. A re-run of great ‘one liners’ from the man who was known for his clean humor.

I hope you get a chuckle or two reading them once more. . .


1. Two times a week we go out to a nice restaurant, have a little
beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California, and mine is in

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. “Somewhere
I haven’t been for a long time!” she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread
She said “There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!” So I
bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn’t running well because there was water in
the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, “In the lake.”

8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the
garbage?” The driver said, “No, jump in!”

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was ‘Always.’

12. I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t want to interrupt

13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, “What’s on the
I said “Dust!”

I love it . . . these were the good old days when humor didn’t have to
start with a four letter word. It was just clean and simple fun.

And he always ended his programs with the words . . . “God Bless” with a
big smile on his face.

Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you
to it.

WrestleMania 31 – Tonight on PPV

Today Is WWE’s PPV WrestleMania, The Biggest night in Sports Entertainment!  Although I no longer follow wrestling, and haven’t in many years, I still remember how excited I got come this time of year.  Often we would head downtown to a sports bar to watch the show.

I think I may order the PPV this year and watch it with my boy.  I was about his age when I was a hardcore fan.  Raw is War on Monday nights always had my attention, I would drop everything for that show.

Ahhh the good ol’ days!

I thought it would be cool to share all of the past WrestleMania posters, these images are courtesy of  Hope they don’t mind.  You can see that Hulk Hogan was really the only thing that drove the then WWF for many years.  Enjoy!

WrestleMania 31 is today 7 PM Eastern

Bye-Bye Windows 8!  This is the last post ever created on Solitary Views using Microsoft Windows anything!  Anything windows is now banished. 

My World is now completely submerged in Apple everything. 
 …Right down to the rechargeable AA batteries!

Broken windows details coming soon…